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Clips from Matchstick Men (2003)

"I understand you'd like to speak to your husband first about this."
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"But the thing is, my secretary is having a baby this afternoon."
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"Everyone at the office is about to head to the hospital."
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"All right."
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"Thai food?"
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"Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
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"We're from the Federal Trade Commission."
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"Sorry to disturb you. We'd like to ask you a few questions."
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"- Is everything all right? - We hope so."
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"He said that there'd been a contest, and I had won a prize."
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"It's not the newest swindle in the world."
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"They bait you with something bogus, then sell you something worthless."
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"How much did you give them, Mrs. Schaffer?"
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"Seven hundred dollars."
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"- What's it worth? - At any hardware store, 50 bucks."
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"Jesus, Carolyn."
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"You wrote a check, ma'am?"
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"Did you mail it to them?"
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"No, a courier picked it up."
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"- What? - If they'd used the postal system..."
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"- Unless... - Unless what?"
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"Well, a lot of these whack jobs..."
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"...work in syndicates. If they cashed your check out of state, it's federal."
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"- You have any more L-47s? - Yeah, maybe in the car."
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"Wait a second."
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"- Use my pen. - I got one."
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"Sorry."
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"Here you go. That's right."
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"Sorry."
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"- ...cashed your check in Nevada. - Sign there. You can date it."
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"Well, it's not a fortune, but it will keep me in diapers. Barely."
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"Saw that guy again last night. Chuck. Guy I was telling you about."
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"- Guy with the... - With the boat."
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"Yeah, Frechette. Man, he's top-heavy."
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"- Jesus Christ, what am I...? - Don't say that."
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"- Don't say what? - You know what."
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"It's real money."
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"If it's real money, it's long con. I don't do long con."
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"You haven't done it lately."
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"Without me, Frank."
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"I'd just like to be able to take a girl someplace nice once in a while."
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"You have to pay extra for that?"
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"Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha."
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"...eight packs of Tareyton."
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"Mmm."
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"He doesn't live here anymore, man."
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"- What do you mean, moved? - He's gone."
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"- You're shitting me. Where'd he go? - Back east."
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"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again."
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"Roy, it's me. It's Frankie."
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"Come on, pick it up. I know it's tough, but come on."
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"Roy, this is Dmitri. I met you at that club Rage the other night."
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"Roy, come on, man. Come on."
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"Roy, come on."
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"Roy, I wouldn't bother you, but... Well, I'm dying, Roy."
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"I can't feel my thumbs."
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"What's going on?"
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"Roy, come on, what the hell? I feel like a chick."
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"Come on, Roy. Really, man."
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"- Take your shoes off. - What? Why?"
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"You didn't take your pills, did you?"
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"I'm taking them off."
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"Jesus Christ. Oh, God, what is that smell?"
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"What, did you get attacked by Mr. Clean?"
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"- You gotta open a window, buddy. - No! No windows."
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"Okay. Windows are closed. Windows are closed."
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"You looking for something, sucker?"
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"Yeah, my partner. Have you seen him?"
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"He's been missing most of the week. Tall guy."
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"Hey, would you watch the rug? You're spilling food..."
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"- You didn't take your shoes off. - Okay, I'm taking the shoes off."
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"I'm taking them off. See? They're off."
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"Here you go."
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"Oh, man, you are bad. Did you take your pills?"
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"Oh, Roy, come on. Did you call Mancuso?"
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"Moved."
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"Hurry. Come on."
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"- He really helped her. He's a good guy. - Frank..."
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"You need to see someone. Don't think I'm doing this for you."
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"You got money. You can retire. I got car payments, man."
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"I don't need a partner who's like:"
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"My heart goes out to you, but this is it now."
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"Wipe that off when you're done with it."
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"Wipe the receiver. Just wipe it off."
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"Okay. How's that? You like that?"
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"How's that?"
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"Okay, I'm sorry. Okay."
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"Do you mind if I put them up? It helps my back."
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"Well, you're something of a clean slate, Roy."
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"You were on medication, but you don't know what kind."
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"Yeah, okay, good. Yeah, they were these little pink tablets."
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"I think it said CRC on them. Something like that."
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"- Why? - So I wouldn't have to talk to you."
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"- Do you know what they were? - Yes."
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"At that dosage, you're lucky to be sitting up straight."
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"- You get to the point. - And you skirt it."
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"- Can you get me the pills or not? - Yes."
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"Well, then let's get that prescription pad out."
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"Roy, I don't prescribe medicine unless I've chatted with the patient."
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"- Anything else? - Dirt. Especially around moldings."
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"Certain things distract me, make me feel sick to my stomach."
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"Have these distractions affected your work of late?"
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"And your personal relationships?"
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"What personal relationships?"
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"When was the last time you were in one?"
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"- Ten years? - Keep going, man."
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"What was her name?"
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"Maybe."
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"...which might've come from anyone. So, no, I haven't."
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"Look, doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet."
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"I was thinking, I'm a grown man. I should know what goes on in my head."
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"The more I thought about it..."
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"...the more I realized I should blow my brains out and end it all."
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"But if I thought more about blowing my brains out..."
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"So that was a good day, doc."
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"And I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life."
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"- Roy. - What?"
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"He just gave them to you at the office?"
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"- You feel better? - A little."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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