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Clips from Matchstick Men (2003)

"...and that I have a 14-year-old girl I barely know living in my house."
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"You have to make sure they eat their vegetables..."
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"Right!"
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"I need a check okay on three."
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"Dad, hurry! Hurry!"
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"Pygmies!"
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"- Voila. - Yay!"
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"Beer. Uh..."
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"- No sauce to go over it? - It's spaghetti alio olio!"
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"I gotta hold his hand. Would you please heat this up?"
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"For some folks, money is a foreign film without subtitles."
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"What are we doing?"
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"That Internet thing, that's a fad. I can't figure it out."
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"Me neither, but my daughter's a wiz."
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"Let me ask you something, Arden. How much could you do this for?"
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"How much could you get your hands on?"
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"See you later? Peace. Two fingers."
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"Everything smells like gum? What was that about?"
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"Angela, I'm back."
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"Hey."
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"This teenybopper Hillary says, I am single, baby."
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"- Hey! - Pygmies."
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"Okay. Where did you go?"
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"So, you know, I think it'd be better..."
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"...for you, most of all, if tomorrow morning I took you back home."
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"I just went out! God, I didn't even... I didn't drink, I didn't get high!"
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"Uh..."
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"Shame on you!"
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"Sweetheart?"
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"- It's not that I don't want you. - Fooled me."
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"- Please, you know that's not true. - They tell me what they do for a living!"
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"I'm not..."
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"I'm not very good at being a dad. Okay? You know? All right?"
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"I barely get by being me."
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"- Sweetheart, please... - Don't!"
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"Come on back home with me, and we can get a big pizza again."
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"- Teach me a con. - You're funny."
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"You're a bright, innocent, beautiful girl..."
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"...and I'm not gonna screw that up like everything else."
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"- What? - You think that?"
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"That I'm beautiful?"
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"- ...you'd throw up. - Then don't tell me."
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"- Then teach me something! - No! Final."
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"- He's cute, and I really liked him. - I'm not listening."
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"Rule number one: Never work near where you live."
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"Hey! Would you stay in the car?"
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"You're wasting your dollar."
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"You're a cashier at a convenience store. Take his dollar and give him a ticket."
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"Glad I missed that day."
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"...ninety percent of it is variable."
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"Never play someone who isn't buying what you're selling."
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"That's good. All right. Let's go kick some butt."
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"- I'm gonna get a soda. Want anything? - No, thanks."
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"Oh, honey. You dropped something."
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"- Not mine. - You sure?"
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"Looks like someone put it through the wash by accident."
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"We should at least see if it hit."
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"- Thanks. - Yeah."
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"- Six, 18, 30, 49... - Wait. Six, 18, What?"
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"- It does? - Sure, yeah."
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"Well, thanks!"
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"Uh-huh."
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"- Holy shit! - Holy moly! Six hundred dollars!"
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"We should call your mom and we can all go down together."
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"- Well, there's one last thing. - What?"
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"Now, all of a sudden..."
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"And I'm not scared shitless. That's good, isn't it?"
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"Some people call it sales, but other people call it..."
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"You know, this 14-year-old girl..."
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"Friday. What do you think?"
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"About the hat? It's a little Dwight Yoakam around the edges."
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"There."
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"Back to the bar."
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"- Where's that cute little girl of yours? - She went home to her mom's."
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"Must be lonesome without her."
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"- How are you? - I'm doing all right."
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"- I own you. - Oh, yeah?"
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"Let me show you a little something I learned in Taiwan."
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"Oh, is that right? Is that right?"
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"All right."
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"- Bad news, he bumped it up. - What?"
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"What am I gonna tell him? We can't postpone it."
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"I know, I know. But we got no choice."
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"What time is his flight?"
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"- Do you want me to take the bus? - No, no. Shit!"
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"I thought you kept your money in the dog."
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"That's just my piggy bank. All right, I want you to wait here."
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"I'd like to access safety deposit box 366."
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"- Sign here and here. - Do it."
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"You wait here."
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"I mean it."
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"- So how much is in there? - I told you."
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"Why aren't you...? Why don't you go live in Hawaii?"
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"- Anything goes off, you get out of there. - Yeah."
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"And just in case, take this, will you?"
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"- How are both of you? - Fabulous. So who goes first?"
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"- Looks like a lot less than I thought. - It always does. it always does."
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"Sorry. I had to check."
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"No, no. Do your worst."
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"Gentlemen, looks like we have a trade."
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"You do. You just get up and take your new briefcase with you."
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"...when I threw that glass."
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"My dad's a smooth operator!"
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"Dad, I thought about it. We should give the money back. I'd feel better."
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"- Do I get a cut? - Ask Frank for his."
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"Give me my money! Give me my money!"
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"- You stinking little runt! - Roll up the window!"
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"- Roll up the window! - You piece of shit!"
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"That one! That one!"
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"- I can get you one. - Let's go!"
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"You saved a receipt for a hamburger?"
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"Come on!"
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"- I understand that. - Just breathe. Breathe."
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"- Keep the change. - We can't accept gratuity."
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"You stay in the car."
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"Stay in the car!"
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"Hi, cutie-pie."
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"My daughter was there today!"
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"He'd have to explain what he's doing with a briefcase..."
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"You've never been arrested, have you?"
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