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Clips from The Ranch - Some People Change (S01E01)

Movies 1989 Season 1, Episode 2 524 clips
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♪ Cruise ♪
"♪ Cruise ♪"
The Ranch
♪ Good lord She had them long tanned legs ♪
"♪ Good lord She had them long tanned legs ♪"
The Ranch
So all I want to hear from now on is silence.
"So all I want to hear from now on is silence."
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It's actually the absence of all...
"It's actually the absence of all..."
The Ranch
Why can't I help up here?
"Why can't I help up here?"
The Ranch
He's rare, but when you catch a glimpse, it's magical.
"He's rare, but when you catch a glimpse, it's magical."
The Ranch
I'm the first one up in the morning, and I'm on the label of hot sauce bottles.
"I'm the first one up in the morning, and I'm on the label of hot sauce bottles."
The Ranch
We can have Colt ride the fence on the north side,
"We can have Colt ride the fence on the north side,"
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Yeah, by the way, since when do you allow dogs in the house?
"Yeah, by the way, since when do you allow dogs in the house?"
The Ranch
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
The Ranch
It's extra water for the cattle and irrigation.
"It's extra water for the cattle and irrigation."
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how we wish we had a few more projects around here.
"how we wish we had a few more projects around here."
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Dad, I'm just trying to help.
"Dad, I'm just trying to help."
The Ranch
Well, I still love you, sweetheart.
"Well, I still love you, sweetheart."
The Ranch
It was on the ranch.
"It was on the ranch."
The Ranch
And you just gotta keep proving yourself.
"And you just gotta keep proving yourself."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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Some things never change.
"Some things never change."
The Ranch
I'm messing with you. It is sex ed.
"I'm messing with you. It is sex ed."
The Ranch
Things have been going good.
"Things have been going good."
The Ranch
Dad called and said he needed some help at home,
"Dad called and said he needed some help at home,"
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I can't believe it!
"I can't believe it!"
The Ranch
Oh. Yeah. Boyfriend. Nice.
"Oh. Yeah. Boyfriend. Nice."
The Ranch
That was awesome.
"That was awesome."
The Ranch
but we do get a lot of business with skiers and other winter sport enthusiasts.
"but we do get a lot of business with skiers and other winter sport enthusiasts."
The Ranch
Being a part of the Marriott family is awesome.
"Being a part of the Marriott family is awesome."
The Ranch
That's a great question, Colt. I, um...
"That's a great question, Colt. I, um..."
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booked us a room for our anniversary.
"booked us a room for our anniversary."
The Ranch
Light beer. It's the closest I could get to water.
"Light beer. It's the closest I could get to water."
The Ranch
There he is. Kenneth Ballard.
"There he is. Kenneth Ballard."
The Ranch
Or am I?
"Or am I?"
The Ranch
We dated all through high school. That was, like, four years.
"We dated all through high school. That was, like, four years."
The Ranch
Hey, would you do me a favor?
"Hey, would you do me a favor?"
The Ranch
It's the new Spanish teacher. So hot.
"It's the new Spanish teacher. So hot."
The Ranch
She's, like, 50, but looks at least diez años younger.
"She's, like, 50, but looks at least diez años younger."
The Ranch
Hey, I know it's late. I was just wondering if we could talk for a second?
"Hey, I know it's late. I was just wondering if we could talk for a second?"
The Ranch
Perfect.
"Perfect."
The Ranch
Let's go over and talk by the truck.
"Let's go over and talk by the truck."
The Ranch
We gotta keep it down unless you wanna clean up stalls tonight.
"We gotta keep it down unless you wanna clean up stalls tonight."
The Ranch
Yeah.
"Yeah."
The Ranch
The guy you called the next Johnny Cash.
"The guy you called the next Johnny Cash."
The Ranch
Hey, uh, why'd you come all the way out here?
"Hey, uh, why'd you come all the way out here?"
The Ranch
I wanted to make sure you were okay.
"I wanted to make sure you were okay."
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without your boyfriend...
"without your boyfriend..."
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just to see if I was okay.
"just to see if I was okay."
The Ranch
I felt like I wanted to tell you in person that...
"I felt like I wanted to tell you in person that..."
The Ranch
Yeah.
"Yeah."
The Ranch
Good to see you, Colt.
"Good to see you, Colt."
The Ranch
Last time I saw that truck...
"Last time I saw that truck..."
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Based on your tone, something that pisses you off.
"Based on your tone, something that pisses you off."
The Ranch
I know, I'm sorry I'm late.
"I know, I'm sorry I'm late."
The Ranch
Oh, I did. I came in there and turned it off for you.
"Oh, I did. I came in there and turned it off for you."
The Ranch
Look, Dad, I'm really sorry.
"Look, Dad, I'm really sorry."
The Ranch
If you don't want to do the things I ask you to do...
"If you don't want to do the things I ask you to do..."
The Ranch
then I don't need you on this ranch.
"then I don't need you on this ranch."
The Ranch
Dad will lose the ranch, but we can always come back here and visit
"Dad will lose the ranch, but we can always come back here and visit"
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Hey!
"Hey!"
The Ranch
Get off of me!
"Get off of me!"
The Ranch
You're not leaving!
"You're not leaving!"
The Ranch
a horse walks into a bar, right?
"a horse walks into a bar, right?"
The Ranch
- Knock knock. - Who's there?
"- Knock knock. - Who's there?"
The Ranch
Let me ask you something.
"Let me ask you something."
The Ranch
If that means I have to push him, so be it.
"If that means I have to push him, so be it."
The Ranch
You ever think about getting a bigger place, Mom?
"You ever think about getting a bigger place, Mom?"
The Ranch
Dodging the deep questions, a long-standing Bennett tradition.
"Dodging the deep questions, a long-standing Bennett tradition."
The Ranch
And... did you just call yourself a beaver?
"And... did you just call yourself a beaver?"
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Focus on what? The fact that Dad is impossible?
"Focus on what? The fact that Dad is impossible?"
The Ranch
Come on, we got that 20 pair to move to the south pasture.
"Come on, we got that 20 pair to move to the south pasture."
The Ranch
- Hey, you wanna hear a joke? - No.
"- Hey, you wanna hear a joke? - No."
The Ranch
You think that's bad, it talks, too.
"You think that's bad, it talks, too."
The Ranch
♪ Baby, you a song ♪
"♪ Baby, you a song ♪"
The Ranch
♪ You make me wanna Roll my windows down ♪
"♪ You make me wanna Roll my windows down ♪"
The Ranch
♪ Yeah, when I first saw Bikini top on her ♪
"♪ Yeah, when I first saw Bikini top on her ♪"
The Ranch
♪ Poppin' right out Of the South Georgia water ♪
"♪ Poppin' right out Of the South Georgia water ♪"
The Ranch
You like Florida Georgia Line?
"You like Florida Georgia Line?"
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You like annoying a man holding a skill saw?
"You like annoying a man holding a skill saw?"
The Ranch
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
"Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
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That would imply that I slept.
"That would imply that I slept."
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I've been layin' awake all night
"I've been layin' awake all night"
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thinking of this money pit we call a ranch.
"thinking of this money pit we call a ranch."
The Ranch
Oh, well, you should try warm milk.
"Oh, well, you should try warm milk."
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Or tea.
"Or tea."
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We got a lot of work to do.
"We got a lot of work to do."
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You know, Dad, you can't really hear silence.
"You know, Dad, you can't really hear silence."
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Your silence speaks volumes.
"Your silence speaks volumes."
The Ranch
All right, I think I got everything.
"All right, I think I got everything."
The Ranch
The two-by-fours, four-by-fours, two-by-sixes...
"The two-by-fours, four-by-fours, two-by-sixes..."
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Oh, yeah, I also brought a couple guns.
"Oh, yeah, I also brought a couple guns."
The Ranch
Boom!
"Boom!"
The Ranch
Oh, that's Dad's hammer.
"Oh, that's Dad's hammer."
The Ranch
All right. Cool story, bro.
"All right. Cool story, bro."
The Ranch
No, no, no.
"No, no, no."
The Ranch
Any tool that says Beau on it is off limits.
"Any tool that says Beau on it is off limits."
The Ranch
Also, any tool that says Pedro is mine.
"Also, any tool that says Pedro is mine."
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I stole them from my boy Pedro.
"I stole them from my boy Pedro."
The Ranch
That's enough.
"That's enough."
The Ranch
You're not gonna need a hammer. You need a shovel.
"You're not gonna need a hammer. You need a shovel."
The Ranch
I need somebody up here that knows what they're doing.
"I need somebody up here that knows what they're doing."
The Ranch
Well, I know what I'm doing!
"Well, I know what I'm doing!"
The Ranch
All you're doing right now is slowing us down.
"All you're doing right now is slowing us down."
The Ranch
And I know that, too.
"And I know that, too."
The Ranch
I don't see why I gotta do all the grunt work.
"I don't see why I gotta do all the grunt work."
The Ranch
Colt, let me explain something to you, all right?
"Colt, let me explain something to you, all right?"
The Ranch
Now, the three of us are like a totem pole.
"Now, the three of us are like a totem pole."
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Dad's up on top.
"Dad's up on top."
The Ranch
He's an eagle, you know, soaring above us all.
"He's an eagle, you know, soaring above us all."
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Now, below him is me, the rooster.
"Now, below him is me, the rooster."
The Ranch
But, like, a badass rooster.
"But, like, a badass rooster."
The Ranch
All right, what am I? Like, a wolf or... a lion?
"All right, what am I? Like, a wolf or... a lion?"
The Ranch
You're like a beaver, right?
"You're like a beaver, right?"
The Ranch
Just swimming around,
"Just swimming around,"
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gathering the wood and the crap that the rooster and the eagle need
"gathering the wood and the crap that the rooster and the eagle need"
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to build the dam to keep the water out.
"to build the dam to keep the water out."
The Ranch
Wow, I am not gonna lie to you.
"Wow, I am not gonna lie to you."
The Ranch
I did not know where this analogy was going when I first started,
"I did not know where this analogy was going when I first started,"
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but it is rock fucking solid.
"but it is rock fucking solid."
The Ranch
- Rooster? - Yes, my eagle.
"- Rooster? - Yes, my eagle."
The Ranch
Shut up.
"Shut up."
The Ranch
See you at lunch.
"See you at lunch."
The Ranch
See ya later, Beave.
"See ya later, Beave."
The Ranch