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Clips from Man of the Year (2006)

"I am in total agreement, without equivocation,"
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"- Come on. - (Jack) Tom, go for it."
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"- Do it. - (Tom) Some of these measures are already tough."
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"If you've ever been through passport control, you stand in line with thousands of people,"
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"eventually you get to an immigration officer who takes your passport."
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"He looks at your passport picture, looks back at you,"
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"They have a video camera that takes a picture and compares it to your previous picture."
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"They're very tough about that. They're very skeptical."
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"Meanwhile, at the southern borders of our country, four million illegal aliens"
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"- Hit 'em again! - And we're trying to reenter the country legally!"
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"They ask you tough questions like, Where have you been? Why?"
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"I guess it was pleasure. It was a vacation. I'm sorry, I took a vacation! I don't know why."
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"The next thing you know, they're patting down an 85-year-old lady in a walker."
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"Listen, if there's an 85-year-old lady in a walker and she's a terrorist,"
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"- basically, game's over, folks. - (laughter)"
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"And when they start to put on that rubber glove and look at me, I'm going, OK..."
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"I'm saying let's have real security, not just the illusion of security..."
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"- Whoa! Yeah! - (Eddie) Oh, yeah! All right!"
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"Some of my colleagues and I in the Senate have come up with an interesting strategy..."
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"If you're in bed with oil companies, you can't talk about fuel efficiency."
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"flying to the golf vacation you took with the heads of the major oil corporations."
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"- Wow. - It's like something I never saw before."
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"- Mr. Dobbs, please. - Of course he's for hydrogen."
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"- Or ethanol, which is basically fuel alcohol. - (Faith) Mr. Dobbs..."
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"if you have a helium car and you get rear-ended... (squeaky voice) Hey, something's wrong!"
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"- (audience laughter) - (Faith) You have got to return to your podium."
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"- (Kellogg) Can we get some order here? - You talk about responsibility!"
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"- Boom! - I don't take kindly to you calling me a liar."
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"If this is a debate, you should answer questions honestly."
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"The voters should know what you represent,"
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"and if you represent special-interest groups, we should be like NASCAR."
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"We'd be in the Senate with our suits on, and if you're backed by something,"
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"Vioxx - the backaches end, the heart attacks begin."
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"Put the big one on the back: Enron - we take your money and run."
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"It's all about accountability..."
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"It's an emotional issue! They talk about the desecration of the flag,"
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"but if you go online right now, you can buy flag underwear!"
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"You can see an old lady wearing a flag thong and go, Grandma, don't tell me where Old Glory is!"
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"- It's all about distractions! - Mr. Dobbs..."
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"No, no, Mr. Kellogg. Mr. Kellogg wants to pass an amendment against same-sex marriage!"
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"Anybody who's ever been married knows it's always the same sex!"
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"It's a distraction! They point over here, they point over there - they want you not to know."
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"You don't want an amendment to the Constitution on burning the flag. Make it out of asbestos!"
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"It's hard to say how voters will react to Dobbs -"
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"either he's a hot dog or the genuine article."
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"He did make some issues come home to people, and if he could actually follow through,"
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"How good the politics is, we'll have to wait and see."
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"Can you go see Tom right away? He thinks he screwed up."
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"(Jack) Who gives a shit what talking heads think? Different is good."
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"You talked too fast - couldn't understand you half the time - but you were fresh."
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"These politicians today look like they're borrowed from the wax museum."
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"You wanna be like them? Waste of time - you wanna be different."
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"All bets are off."
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"You're a good candidate, Tom - as loony as that seems - but... (groans)"
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"...you could be... an even better one."
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"- What's wrong? - I'm just a little short of breath."
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"(siren)"
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"- (groans) - Let's get you to the hospital."
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"It's his emphysema. He has a problem with the enlargement of his heart, but he's stable."
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"There seems to be a link between smoking and heart disease. Or am I just making that up?"
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"You do what you did tonight and things could get really interesting."
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"(laughs)"
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"I gotta play my game."
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"I definitely was, yes. I did inhale, because I thought, What the hell? I'll inhale it."
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"- Do you think it'll affect the campaign? - You wanna know my history?"
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"When I was a young boy, I used to look at pictures of naked ladies. Hence, my right hand is very strong."
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"At 17 years old, I beat up a guy."
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"When I was 21, I went to a prostitute. I was so bad, she gave me a refund."
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"It's gonna be a whole new ball game, so brace yourselves, people."
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"- (Tom) Are you tired of the Democratic Party? - (cheering)"
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"- Are you tired of the Republican Party? - (cheering)"
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"Are you tired of having twice as many lobbyists as they've ever had before?"
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"You don't have to vote. Know how we're gonna pick 'em?"
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"You'll get a more interesting cross section than the folks you got right now. I guarantee it."
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"- Do you want a better healthcare system? - (cheering)"
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"You have an HMO that says, We'll give you Viagra, but we won't pay for glasses."
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"- We're gonna change it, aren't we? Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Recently, a lot of the past administrations said it's unpatriotic to question the government."
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"If it was unpatriotic to question the government, we'd still be English!"
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"The Boston Tea Party wasn't people going, Oh, hello."
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"We're talking about freedom of speech. And freedom of religion -"
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"We're talking about freedom of religion. Occasionally, religion crosses over."
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"You have people saying, You must teach intelligent design."
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"Look at the human body. Is it intelligent? I find it more interesting."
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"I'm not just a tree-hugger, I'm an air-breather. I'm sorry."
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"It's bad enough with the squirrels going... (nasally) Please help me. I can't breathe today."
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"You wanna shake it up! You have to be eyes wide open, ready to move on!"
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"Arm in arm, hand in hand, everybody together,"
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"moving forward, because the future is now!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Uh, Tom, the doctors say that Jack's pretty weak, so he could doze off before all the results are in."
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"What's new? He used to do that during my act!"
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"Hey, pick up a couple of cartons of cigarettes for Menken. They're cheaper on the road."
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"You're so thoughtful."
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"(woman on radio) Exit polls are very close."
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"Connecticut and Massachusetts."
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"But in all three states, the numbers are very close."
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"(man on radio) An unusual turn of events in Virginia: with now 87% of the vote in,"
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"comedian Tom Dobbs is leading."
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"That will surprise more than a few of the experts."
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"Most of the polls had him with 10 to 11%."
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"Dobbs is going to surprise a lot of people."
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"Ding-dong!"
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"- Ready for your piña colonic? - What are you doing here?"
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"- A good month. - Yes."
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"Sit."
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"which indicates that his message cuts across political lines."
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"You're not gonna win this election, but at least you didn't go gently into the good night."
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"We're not hearing anything about long lines at the booths or other snafus."
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"It seems that this has probably straightened out some of those voting problems of the past."
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"- Excuse me. - Hey, Eleanor."
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"- Have you looked at these numbers? - Yeah. Yeah."
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"I emailed you. I told you I thought there was something wrong with the system."
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"- I'm not sure. - Look into your soul and ask yourself this:"
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"Do you want to destroy this company? Because that's what you may do."
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"You understand the ramifications. Do you want to put over 1,000 employees out of work?"
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"The only sour note? They won't end up with the person that they voted for to be the President."
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"But we can celebrate the process. The democratic process which we hold so dear will have worked."
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"Everybody's gonna be satisfied."
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"- Now, was that your motive? - No."
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