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Clips from Man of the Year (2006)

"Please turn off all cellphones and pagers."
Man of the Year (2006)
"It started on August 20th."
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"If you have the GPS, be very careful. I bought a Mercedes recently with the talking GPS."
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"Up ahead, take a right. I opened the door and the car went, Are you Jewish?"
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"Oh, wait. I got mail."
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"Over eight million emails."
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"We have a great show for you tonight, so without any further ado..."
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"As Tom Dobbs' manager I was as shocked as everyone around me"
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"Unreliable results..."
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"In the bowels of the building, something else was about to take place."
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"Mills, I voted for you three times as much as I voted for President Kellogg."
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"Like a good, dedicated employee, she sent an email to C.E.O. James Hemmings."
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"Hemmings read the email"
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"The issue revolves around representation. The people of America are not being represented."
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"Our political leaders are too indebted to special-interest groups and party politics."
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"We are the wealthiest nation in the history of the world,"
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"Everybody Loves Raymond is doing huge numbers in reruns."
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"Remember the motto It's no joke? It's no joke!"
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"Whenever they want to distract you they use weapons of mass distraction -"
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"I'm here to talk tonight about political commercials."
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"If there's no candles, Richard."
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"What? Coffee, Kofi? Kofi, coffee?"
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"He's in the debate!"
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"- Praise the internet! - 16 million emails spoke loud and clear!"
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"(# Political World)"
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"Well, I fully agree with the debate committee's inclusion of Tom Dobbs."
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"Oh..."
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"Oh, my God! My eyes are open and I can hear again!"
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"More and more people are watching your show, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher for news."
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"OK? And, Tom, with all due respect, how are you gonna come off as family-friendly?"
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"- Well, I could hold my mother's ashes. - (laughter)"
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"I know, we'd lose a certain amount of people there. But Chicago, the dead vote."
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"You mean I have to get married before the debate?"
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"- Because I need it to stay awake. - Do you have any green tea?"
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"While President Kellogg and Senator Mills"
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"Tom Dobbs has not spent one cent."
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"He refuses to spend money on media, saying, Candidates are not products."
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"- You want a beer or soda? - Soda, please."
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"just so you could have the nuns in the thong and the feathers. (sings)"
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"I wanted to look like a Kennedy, but I think they set it on George Hamilton."
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"The candidates are: the Democratic nominee, President Kellogg,"
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"There is no subject matter that's restricted."
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"The order of those, as well as the formal questioning tonight, were decided in advance by drawing."
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"I'm tired of the Republican Party and of the Democratic Party."
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"The bottom line is, they've lost track of what they're responsible for."
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"I'd also like to thank my wife and children, who have been very supportive of my candidacy."
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"and in my case, success:"
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"Thank you so much."
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"says, Why did you have your hair cut? I don't know."
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"You start to doubt yourself. I forgot why I was there."
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"And then..."
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"Maybe we should have dinner first before we do this."
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"Oh!"
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"No smoking in the hydrogen... Boom! Hindenburg!"
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"It'll take 30 years to develop. Meanwhile, we haven't got any more fuel efficiency."
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"We're not exploring alternative fuels like methane - it's hard to hold that chicken over the gas tank."
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"- Or maybe helium, 'cause if you have a helium car... - (applause)"
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"- Your Treasury Department lost $28 million! - (Faith) Please, return to your podium."
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"Faith, can you... Faith, can you hear me?"
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"Can you get control of this, please? Get control of this!"
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"- (audience laughter) - Wow!"
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"(audience laughter)"
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"- What's up with that? - Mr. Dobbs!"
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"- Please do not make a mockery of this. - Let someone else speak, Mr. Dobbs."
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"- Return to your podium. - It was a mockery a long time before I came."
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"(audience applause)"
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"We're absolutely out of control."
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"Good point. But this wasn't just funny in the abstract,"
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"it was very pointed and very to the point."
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"It's going to be difficult to assess how the American public will respond"
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"- I'm feeling good. Almost euphoric. - Jack. Excuse me."
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"When I first saw you, I liked you because you were different, new."
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"What?"
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"Are you all right?"
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"It'll be the first time I'll be in front of an audience without him."
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"The old bastard's right. Look at that. You gotta be different to make an impression."
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"Forget trying to be presidential. You end up looking like them - another stiff in a suit."
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"They thought I was wild in the debate? Watch me in the next two weeks."
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"- You're not denying these charges? - Not at all. I was 25, I was stoned."
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"I once had a blind date that I left in the theater. I felt so bad, I married her."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, it's now time for the campaign."
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"- (crowd) No! - The same way we pick a jury."
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"It was a lot of guys in Boston going, Here's your tea, right here!"
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"# I'm tired of the Democratic Party I'm tired of the Republican Party"
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"practicing any religion you want, anytime, anywhere."
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"I go, No, I've done more than hug a tree."
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"They're good eating once you get past the tumors."
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"- Thank you. - You sure you don't want one of us to drive?"
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"- It's eight hours back to Chicago. - I just wanna be alone with my Barry White tapes."
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"(# My Culture by Robbie Williams)"
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"See the numbers? The computer glitch is happening the same way."
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"It looks as if Delaware now is going to President Kellogg by a very close margin."
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"So, if this vote holds true in Virginia,"
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"Yeah! (chuckles)"
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"Thought I'd spend the evening with someone who gets on my nerves."
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"- How about Virginia? - Virginia's OK, but Debbie... Such a slut!"
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"Comedian Tom Dobbs has won New Jersey as well as Virginia,"
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"a blue and a red state,"
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"It's gonna be interesting."
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"From all the signs tonight, that Delacroy voting system has worked extremely well."
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"(# John the Revelator by Depeche Mode)"
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"- I was told the glitch was limited to my computer. - Yeah."
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"- Why'd you need to run a test at such a high count? - I don't know."
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"If you found a system error, how were we gonna fix it?"
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"why would you test the computer at such limits with so few days left to fix a problem if you found one?"
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"- Do ya? - But the election will be a fraud."
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"America votes, a leader is chosen."
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"And?"
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"(news anchor) There was some research done saying more and more people"
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"If I'm correct, comedian Tom Dobbs has won every state where he's been on the ballot."
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"Comedian Tom Dobbs wins the Sunshine State."
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"Comedian Tom Dobbs... (overlapping) Another big win for Dobbs."
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"The funnyman has conquered the Lone Star State."
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"that could put Dobbs over the top of the 270 needed."
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"Our exit polls have only in some cases proven accurate."
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"Now, right after the debate, there was a mixed reaction,"
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"Tom Dobbs..."
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"(TV news theme)"
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"You don't find this a little bit absurd?"
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"Comedy Store to the White House."
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