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Clips from Man of the Year (2006)

"But one thing could disturb this beatific vision."
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"I... I just want to be truthful."
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"Perception of legitimacy is more important than legitimacy itself. That's the greater truth."
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"Don't fuck with our democracy. Don't undermine our way of life."
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"But the results of the election will be wrong! One candidate will win because of computer error."
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"- How do we know that? - I'm telling you!"
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"Based on what? Guessing. Listen, this is your project, Eleanor."
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"The Delacroy voting system is your baby. You're a perfectionist and you wanna make it more perfect,"
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"but do it alone and with an eye to the future,"
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"because it is the future that interests us."
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"Now is the past."
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"(exhales)"
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"And..."
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"- I tell you, they seem to like this guy Dobbs. - Oh, Danny, please."
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"Well, I don't know if she's enrolled in the program, I'll tell you that."
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"I'm gonna make a phone call."
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"are getting their political news from Leno, Letterman, Jon Stewart, Tom Dobbs and Bill Maher"
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"There you go. My thoughts exactly."
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"What? And Indiana? You're sure?"
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"Oh, this is so insane. Insanity, it's sweet insanity!"
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"It's just been confirmed that comedian Tom Dobbs has won Arizona."
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"So New York wants a comedian as President."
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"According to my calculations, comedian Tom Dobbs has got 146 electoral votes right now. He's got 'em."
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"There are five more states to be counted where he's on the ballot, out of the 13 to be counted."
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"And it's possible, if he takes all five states,"
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"I believe I've got my figures correct, but it's a possibility - not a likely possibility, but it's a possibility."
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"and I can't stay awake."
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"In fact, the incumbent has beaten Senator Mills in every state where they've been going one-on-one."
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"(TV continues in background)"
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"but what we've seen since then is that the public apparently sees him as a candidate for change."
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"(Eleanor sighs)"
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"We are now going to go live back to Election Central, where Chris Matthews is standing by. Chris?"
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"Hold on to your hats, folks."
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"At 01:23 East Coast time,"
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"comedian Tom Dobbs has been elected President of the United States."
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"The free world will now be led by a comedian."
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"Mr. President? Donald Tilson, Secret Service. I'll be taking over."
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"Thanks for your honesty."
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"(woman on TV) We must look into computer fraud."
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"I mean, we've had problems in other states - Florida, Ohio, elsewhere -"
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"Are these computers hackable?"
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"There isn't a paper trail. It's not the way the Delacroy system is set up. Congress knew that."
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"Case closed, end of discussion."
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"I looked at the IKEA catalog and didn't see anything I liked,"
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"Shocked as the rest of us. Guess I'll have to clear my calendar for the next four years."
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"and people of no party affiliation. I want diversity."
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"I believe democracy is a collision of ideas. I'm not of the school that if you're not for us you're against us."
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"That being said, if I had my druthers, I'd love an all-lesbian cabinet."
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"It'd be fun to think about what they're doing behind closed doors."
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"- Hello? - Hey, Ellie. Sorry, I didn't see you there."
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"- I was just giving him my order. It's not a big deal. - It's not a big deal."
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"Well, apparently it is, 'cause this is taking forever."
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"- It's forever. - Hold your horses."
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"- Hey, Angus, do you have any of those cookies I like? - God, can you please just let me get my cappuccino?"
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"OK."
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"Anytime during this millennium would be terrific."
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"- Cappuccino? - Yes. Thanks."
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"- Let me give you a hand. - I got it."
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"- Just let me take care of it for you. - I got it. I got it!"
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"- It's no... - I got it!"
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"I got it."
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"I got it. I got it. I got it."
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"- Who stole my purse? - Ellie. Ellie, it's right here."
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"Did you empty out my purse?"
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"- Did you touch my things? - No!"
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"He went through my things!"
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"I've made such a mess. I've made such a mess."
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"I'm gonna clean up my mess."
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"- My mess. - (woman) Can someone call 911?"
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"there are roughly 7-8,000 slots to be filled, 1500 of which will require Senate confirmation."
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"7-8,000? Do we know that many incompetent people?"
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"We have to announce 14 cabinet secretary positions, or at least float some of your possible choices."
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"Well, just off the top of my head, I was thinking Bruce Springsteen as Secretary of State."
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"- Joke. - Little one. Little joke."
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"Sorry. I'm just a little nervous, guys. I do care."
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"Oh, it'll work. I think."
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"President-elect Tom Dobbs paid an impromptu visit to Congress"
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"As word spread quickly, more and more members of Congress left their offices"
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"that this not a scheduled visit, it is not on the docket for today, it's not really official,"
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"so no rules have been violated, it's just our little secret"
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"I also have some disturbing news."
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"I took a poll, and one third of Congressmen and women thought this was still the present fashion."
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"Other third thought I looked like former first lady Barbara Bush..."
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"She's got Benzedrine, morphine, codeine, cocaine, GHB, Talwin."
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"Historians have written that our founding fathers were brilliant and courageous men,"
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"but they sometimes made difficult decisions, sometimes had to pass unpopular legislation."
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"What will they think about us 200-and-some years from now? What will they write about this Congress?"
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"Will they say that you're brave and brilliant? Courageous?"
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"Will your legacy be as extraordinary as theirs?"
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"I think we can do it. I know we can do it."
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"When have you ever known me to ever take any kind of drugs?"
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"I'm even afraid of NyQuil."
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"I got a promotion. They're sending me to Ireland."
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"They're just trying to pay you off."
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"They just don't want you talking about the computer problems."
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"- Do you think anybody'll believe you? - Sure. Why not?"
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"Maybe because you flipped out and you're in a hospital and you've been doing drugs?"
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"I don't do drugs. I don't do drugs. I don't."
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"He will."
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"(Eleanor) OK."
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"- Talk to me, baby, talk to me. - Drive 0.4 miles, then turn left."
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"FBI."
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"(# They Can't Take That Away From Me)"
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"Oh, man."
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"Happy birthday, Mr. Menken."
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"Hi. Eleanor Green, FBI."
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"- Everything all right? - Oh, just fine."
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"I'm just here just making sure everything's secured."
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"I probably shouldn't have introduced myself. I'm sorry."
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"- Anyway, happy birthday again. - Again? Did another year just pass?"
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"- I taught Tom everything he knows about comedy. - Except how to be funny."
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"- I can see that. - A put-down from the FBI."
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"No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it..."
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"It's an old Irish tradition."
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"(Jack) They didn't teach you to dance at the FBI? J. Edgar Hoover was a wonderful dancer."
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"Fat, but light on his feet."
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"Sure."
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"Please. I've played in clubs for years."
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"Had to deal with drunks, hecklers, and angry waitresses, one of which is my ex-wife."
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"Good. That's good."
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