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Clips from Man of the Year (2006)

"Oh, for God's sake."
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"If everything seems credible, nothing seems credible."
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"Everything they say seems credible. And so, as it goes on, nothing seems credible anymore."
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"- No, this is someone else. - Who?"
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"Eleanor, I... I think you need help."
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"She's in a phone booth off Route 173."
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"- What do you want me to do now, sir? - I'm willing to offer her big money. Big money."
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"All right, go to the airport. You go to BWI private terminal."
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"There's a plane there. We'll get on that plane, I'll take you to New York and we'll solve your problem. OK?"
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"It is tying up traffic out on the Baltimore-Washington Parkway just where it meets Route 495,"
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"- If that sounds familiar, it's the same Eleanor Green... - Menken!"
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"(reporters firing questions)"
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"Not now, please."
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"- She's in a stable condition, sir. - Thank you."
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"She said she knew what the computer glitch was. Now it'll be a couple of days before we can find out."
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"Where's the proof? Give me something to justify what she's saying."
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"She kept saying, Double B, double G, double L. It's like a code."
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"(cheering)"
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"(man) From Studio 8H in the Rockefeller Center,"
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"Do a couple of those Eleanor Green jokes and we get this stuff way, way behind you, all right?"
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"Forensic scientists say they have recreated George Washington as he looked at age 19,"
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"while other species only mate for votes."
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"(mild laughter)"
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"- I heard that! - Uh-oh, who said that?"
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"I love the buckled shoe, though - it's part pimp, part pilgrim."
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"that I should go with the Manolo Blanco, just to give you that little... (squeaks)"
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"Now, the FBI cleared up any suspicion that you knew Eleanor Green before the election."
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"Well, Tina, I have just one question: is this a face that a woman would be obsessed with?"
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"But women don't rush the stage for comedians."
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"(Tina) I threw my underpants at Britney Spears once... 'cause I thought she needed a pair."
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"- (Amy) That's a good re-write! - (Tom) Good night, good luck!"
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"Where's the governor being your brother? The Supreme Court ruling against the voter?"
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"And here's the real question: it's like, if that's not why, what is the real answer?"
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"that there was a computer glitch in the Delacroy computer voting system."
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"It's not good for the stock offering, really."
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"Bottom line is it was a computer error. Not fraud, but a faulty program."
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"Today I was in the Oval Office on a preparatory meeting"
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"and I sat behind the President's desk and I had a reality check. It kind of overwhelmed me."
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"I sat there and went, Wait a minute. I'm a jester."
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"'Cause we're gonna go real, girl. But here's the deal. A lot of you voted for me, or at least some of you."
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"- Yeah, thank you. - (applause)"
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"You can do better than most politicians you've elected recently,"
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"and definitely don't put your faith in a machine that has less controls than a Vegas slot machine."
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"- So you don't want to be a part of the reelection? - Oh, no. Please. No, that's not a stage I belong on."
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"How many of you think the educational system is working?"
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"Do you realize that 40% of American high-school graduates think that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife?"
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"(applause)"
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"(Eleanor) Yeah?"
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"and close companion."
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"Also, remember the best birth control, ladies. The best birth control and the cheapest is simply this."
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"and in his second term was better than any of us expected."
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"basically anonymous, but politicians are a lot like diapers."
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"(overlapping voices)"
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"(woman) Stand by, lights, for cue one."
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"Take your seats, please. Tom Dobbs will speak to you before the show."
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"(man) This story might fall under the heading of one thing leads to another."
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"At 7 p.m. Tom Dobbs, who had a successful cable show featuring political comedy,"
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"and some critics have said that too."
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"But I'm just here to talk to you, warm up the audience, a little bit of foreplay."
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"- Sorry. - (laughter)"
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"to develop a fountain pen to write upside down in space in zero gravity."
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"The Russians solved the same problem"
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"Very easy, writes upside down, zero gravity. After two cases of vodka, still writing."
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"But soon all of your appliances will talk to each other."
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"(laughter)"
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"I notice many of you with little cellphones. Soon they'll get so small they'll just be inside..."
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"- No, I'll make it louder. Hold on. - (laughter)"
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"Wait a minute, I'm taking a picture."
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"It was during a Q and A that a woman made a statement."
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"- Yes, ma'am. - Hi."
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"I feel so frustrated with the political system and my friends say the same thing all the time."
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"Senator, I think the public is pretty frustrated with the polarization of the parties"
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"It's crazy. A woman tonight said I should run for President."
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"Within three hours there were four million emails endorsing Dobbs for President."
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"Over the course of the next week, Dobbs mentioned this four more times."
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"The internet was on fire."
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"It was a grass-roots movement fueled by the power of the internet"
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"and the cult of personality."
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"(woman) Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for your patience."
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"Did you write that? Where's the punch line?"
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"Maybe it was sheer vanity, maybe it was a political stunt,"
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"or maybe it was because Tom believed his audience demanded it. Who knows?"
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"(TV) Voter confusion..."
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"Endless recounts..."
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"Democracy held hostage."
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"In today's America, technology empowers the public in nearly everything they do."
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"And now, voting with confidence."
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"Introducing the Delacroy voting system."
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"Congress decided that Delacroy Systems would have the national franchise"
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"for computerized voting in the coming presidential election."
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"In hindsight, not one of their better decisions."
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"For ease of voting, speed and accuracy of vote."
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"(man) It was of course a major coup for this Silicon Valley-based company."
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"Delacroy."
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"As C.E.O. of Delacroy, James Hemmings lovingly watched his stock rise."
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"with the referendums, propositions and just add the candidates' names."
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"We've never run a configuration like this ballot, so I thought I'd give it a test drive."
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"Oh, God. I think I burned my lip."
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"It's like democracy on the head of a microchip."
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"Yes, but no matter how you slice it, it's what you're voting for and not how easy it is to vote."
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"Whether she was being diligent in her work,"
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"whether she was obsessive-compulsive, or whether she didn't have a personal life, who knows?"
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"But late that night she found something that seemed very wrong."
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"She wrote that something was wrong."
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"and reacted as a C.E.O. whose stock fortune was wrapped up in his newest enterprise."
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"If there really was a problem it was too late to correct it,"
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"so he ignored the memo and hoped the problem would go away."
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"(Tom) I've read a lot of Op-Ed pieces recently saying that Tom Dobbs doesn't talk about the issues."
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"All right. I will address the issue."
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"This country was founded on the principle"
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"of government of the people, by the people, for the people."
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"we are the most powerful nation on this planet,"
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"and yet we can't educate our own children."
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"- Thought that went pretty well. - Lincoln got more laughs at the Gettysburg Address."
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"Don't start."
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"- Comedy sells. Can we remember that? - I don't want to get into this."
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"You give speech after speech, nothing's funny."
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"- They'll get funny when I'm back on the show. - It's too dry."
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"I came on the campaign to talk about issues."
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"There's no pop, zing. There's no oomph."
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