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Clips from Man of the Year (2006)

"(audience cheer)"
Man of the Year (2006)
"And I know you voted for me because you were fed up with the status quo."
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"But you were voting for change, for the sake of change."
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"Listen, you could vote for someone better. You can do a lot better than me."
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"That's why we're there. We're there to shake it up, and that's what we've gotta do."
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"- (woman claps) Whoo-hoo! - One girl. Thank you."
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"So Tom Dobbs walked away from being the President of the United States."
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"OK, so he wasn't really elected, but if he hadn't told anyone..."
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"(Jack) Shortly thereafter, Tom Dobbs went back to his political comedy show."
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"I'm gonna get on the desk like Tom Cruise."
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"I wanna do a show about gay farmers and call it Cropsuckers. Is that offensive?"
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"Not for me."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"I left the night-light on."
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"(Jack) Eleanor became his producer,"
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"Lover. Later his wife."
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"The two Delacroy executives were arrested and later convicted"
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"Do something new for your boyfriend. Put in a little squeaky toy."
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"- You realize that's what it is for us. We're like cats. - (laughter)"
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"(Jack) As for President Kellogg, he won against Mills in the reelection,"
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"Not great, but better."
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"But I like to think that one thing does lead to another."
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"was talking to the audience during the warm-up routine prior to the taping of his show."
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"I'll back up now for harassment reasons."
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"The government said recently... Well, a lot of people said that we're cutting back spending."
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"(laughs)"
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"Maybe I should."
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"(man) On September 2nd something very, very unusual happens."
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"Does this mean I'm out of a job?"
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"Shortly thereafter, Tom Dobbs was on the ballot in 13 states."
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"On the West Coast the second domino toppled over."
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"It eliminates long lines and confusion at the polls."
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"I got the ballot from San Mateo so I thought I'd run my own election"
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"Why?"
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"She used phrases like a glitch in the system, compatibility problem, things like that."
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"I don't care what you say, but say it with humor. These crowds expect it."
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"Just be entertaining. Look at it this way. Who would you rather have dinner with:"
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"The following is a quote from our debate advisory standards:"
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"And my hair."
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"When there's a debate..."
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"In Chicago I'm doing the same thing I've been doing. That's how I got here."
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"You gotta go to makeup, Tom."
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"- But you have your own TV show. - But on the show I ask the questions."
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"Here we go."
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"Good evening. Welcome to this last presidential debate"
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"between the major candidates for President of the United States."
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"My name is Faith Daniels and I'll be the moderator"
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"The format has been agreed to by representatives of both the Republican and Democratic campaigns."
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"- It's a Mr. Potato candidate. - (laughter)"
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"and the enormously important role that they play in our failure or success -"
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"- (applause) - Thank you."
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"- He's got to make his move. - More oomph!"
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"- I... fully support hydrogen cars. - (Tom) But you're backed by oil companies."
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"- You'll have your turn, Mr. Dobbs. - Sorry."
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"- It's like being a kosher pig farmer. - He's getting angry."
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"If you get stopped by the police, say, My car's been drinking, not me!"
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"Tell me that you are not receiving major campaign finance contributions from oil companies."
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"You should be accountable for who you are."
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"- Mr. Dobbs! - They don't know what to do."
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"They're already in their suits, waiting to be buried."
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"I'm shaking it up there."
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"If you find any other nonsense you'd like to talk about, I'll be glad to discuss it."
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"You can have a hard-on, but you can't see where to put it."
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"You could be Bewish - Jewish and Buddhist. You sit and you wait for things to go on sale."
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"You have a waste-processing plant next to a recreation area."
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"If you put enough chemicals in the water, you'll be fishing, going: I love catching two-headed bass."
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"(woman) You're the greatest!"
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"Kellogg and Mills are running about even, with Dobbs at around 17% of the vote."
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"- What do you mean, it's not computing right? - Something's wrong."
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"What? Are you calling me a liar?"
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"- Why did you decide to test the system? - I don't know."
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"Unless somebody discloses indiscriminately, willy-nilly."
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"- So this is all part of the same computer error? - Yes."
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"more than from newspapers and actual news programs."
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"It should be on the news any minute. It looks like we're gonna take North Carolina!"
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"where it's not only questions of malfunction but also questions of legitimacy."
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"but I'm hoping for a dark walnut with a nice veneer. That'd be lovely."
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"- Can we get back to questions of the cabinet? - Certainly."
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"It will be diverse and include Republicans and Democrats"
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"- Hey, Angus. Cappuccino. - Can't you see he's busy getting mine right now?"
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"Oh... shit."
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"- I can't believe you touched my things. - Ellie, I didn't..."
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"Dammit."
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"Well, in LA, maybe."
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"Phew, hope this works."
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"Thank you. Sorry I'm late - my horse pulled up lame."
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"to see Dobbs' costumed visit firsthand."
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"- Oh, Danny. - What?"
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"Gotta let people know the election's a fraud."
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"Who believes you? Who's gonna believe you?"
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"Oh, I wish I could walk."
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"- You wanna dance? - I don't dance."
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"Yeah. Besides, Secret Service already flagged you and I said you were OK."
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"It was a very small cutback, actually. Just me."
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"- Staffing up? - Yeah."
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"To Jack Menken, a man who once said:"
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"Ellie?"
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"Look, if I hear anything I'll contact you."
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"(woman) I'd like to buy a vowel. I'd like to buy an I."
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"OK. You mean to tell me that we didn't shut down her access when we let her go?"
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"I brought you some camouflage and thermals 'cause it's gonna be cold up there. Follow me, men."
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"Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God."
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"Tom, could I talk to you for a minute?"
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"No, they can't hear. Well, they hear each other, but not us."
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"Maybe forthright... God."
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"You got a lot of setup here. You don't need that much."
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"- There's no drug problem. - That's all I need to know."
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"This makes golf look like porn."
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"It's a little too late now."
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"(whistling)"
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"I tried to warn them. It's that error that's made you the next President of the United States."
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"You guys have a fight?"
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"- No problem? - We move on."
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"If you tell a joke and it stinks but you put a laugh track over it, the joke still stinks."
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"Eleanor, tomorrow at 11 o'clock I'm gonna have a press conference"
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"It's a pretty closed-up system, and it's gonna move up quickly..."
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"and subsequently discovered that she was heavily involved in the use of barbiturates and cocaine."
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"Lots of people have psychological problems, mental problems, health problems of one kind or another."
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"The good news is, all the computer voting systems installed in polling stations remained secure."
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"Bring it back, bring her back. I want constant updates."
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