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Clips from Man of the Year (2006)

"(press corps shouting)"
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"(man)...speech today will give some insight into the Eleanor Green situation."
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"- Did I hear Saturday Night Live? - Yeah."
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"And, uh, you've elected a man as President who is probably the unluckiest man in the world in that area."
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"have my way with myself and then go, Should I drive myself home now?"
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"12:30, no Hitler."
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"12:45, no Hitler."
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"One o'clock, no Hitler."
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"It's good to see us back. The fact that we can laugh is wonderful. But the last few years we've been divided."
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"The Statue of Liberty says, Give me your tired, your poor,"
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"not your wealthy, your gifted and your endowed."
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"Excuse me, Mr. President."
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"Well, there is a problem - it's a year old."
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"(lock beeps)"
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"Why is that so bad?"
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"but Kellogg trumps him with double G's and you trump him with double B's."
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"She's impossible. I don't know who she's talking to, what she's saying."
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"Excuse me."
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"Double B..."
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"double L... double G."
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"- She was trying to tell me something. - It was snowing."
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"She was trying to explain it to me. But it didn't make sense."
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"(Tina) A report suggests that more species of birds mate for life than previously believed,"
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"- (# Hail to the Chief) - Do we have a special guest?"
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"President-elect Tom Dobbs."
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"(cheering)"
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"You can either get off the Mayflower or have four girls in a Cadillac."
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"- To lift your ass. - Lift the ass!"
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"That's from our new book, One Night in Paris."
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"HAL decided it liked me."
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"- (high voice) I learnt to read. - (laughter)"
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"(Jack) He was bigger than ever."
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"I just hope your honesty doesn't undercut your irreverence."
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"Like some company?"
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"It's about the same. We're pretty easily amused."
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"Maybe Tom Dobbs had something to do with it. Who knows?"
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"(overlapping voices continue)"
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"Tomorrow I will officially announce my candidacy for President of the United States."
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"it's like wanting to get laid and forgetting to bring along the woman."
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"We have a format that we have agreed upon. May I remind you..."
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"- For God's sakes. We got some real trouble here. - ...and the airlines..."
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"Now we got applause. This is wonderful."
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"That's why we're here - 'cause you want change! Yeah!"
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"No. All I'm saying is, these numbers, these results, this is what I mentioned to you in my email."
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"Here it is: the people are voting, there is an election, the democratic process is working."
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"If you wanna tinker with it for a future election, it's not only your prerogative, I encourage you."
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"As I understand it, there's no problem."
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"With 99% of the vote in, comedian Tom Dobbs has won Texas."
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"(muffled cries)"
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"Always been a big fan of your work, sir."
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"OK."
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"(woman) Ellie? Do you want me to get some help?"
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"and, literally, brought down the House with laughter."
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"(Jack) I am now the manager of the president-elect of the United States."
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"Could we just talk and not move?"
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"Is anyone trying to figure out what happened with the system?"
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"- Well, did you ask? - No. I was too embarrassed to."
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"- I'm out. - Well, thank God."
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"Did you know there were once ads"
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"And in the process, people get neglected."
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"I assume he's from Delacroy. He has a pickup truck."
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"I see a Christmas tree..."
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"died this week of heart complications."
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"(Eddie chuckles)"
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"And for a brief moment, I thought, you know, I could be the President of the United States."
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"Hold on, I got a call. Hello."
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"That was part one of the unusual progression of events."
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"Then I... I have an idea: don't vote for the congressmen or senators."
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"- It's my middle name. - Compassion."
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"Now, Senator Mills has very strong numbers, but not strong enough to beat President Kellogg."
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"You have a busy schedule. Keep your head in that. Period."
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"- Why are you there? - I didn't know what to do. I thought this was safer."
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"We have a lot to live up to."
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"You figured out the computer glitch. You should be paid."
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"Yeah."
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"However, Dobbs became upset when he learned that Monday would no longer be re-runs."
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"If they throw their panties on stage for me, it's 'cause they want them fluffed, folded and back by Friday."
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"What does my legal counsel suggest, then?"
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"This is the happiest night of my life..."
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"- Well, if you wanna be picky... - Oh, picky."
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"I'm tracking her on her GPS."
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"He's talking about hydrogen fuel. He wants an amendment to the Constitution on flag-burning."
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"If you find the right naughty pine, you're gonna have a good night."
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"Good, good. Give me an address."
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"I mean, OK, I don't know you. I mean, I know you..."
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"- Yeah, maybe. - The wing is..."
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"Yes, sir. I'm in her hotel now."
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"The FBI will confirm that you had no contact with Eleanor Green prior to the election."
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"So what do you make of this woman's obsession with you?"
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"This is where I belong, with folks like you, finding the funk in dysfunctional."
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"The air will be full of bullshit. They'll be thanking everyone, do all those niceties."
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"with respect to family, children, wives and immediate family,"
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"It will appear democracy is in the shithouse, and by tomorrow Delacroy will be nonexistent."
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"Hey, I just went through the cue cards, and you're gonna kill."
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"Senator Mills, I'd like to ask you the same question."
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"When the dubbed versions come in I need to see the contracts."
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"But when I found out about his radical environmental policy, I went, Mm-mm."
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"- But it's my mess! It's my mess and I'll clean it up. - OK."
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"I can make this a lot easier for you."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Whoops."
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"You'll get on the scale and the scale will go, Psst! I've talked to the microwave."
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"I worked out your bit with SNL. They really liked it."
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"and I wasn't exactly pleased."
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"you deny other things - education, environmental issues..."
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"We deal in weapons of mass distraction. They push your buttons."
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"That's my ex-wife, who I am not on good terms with. I just farted a little while back there."
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"- Yes. - OK."
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"Because I think a woman can be obsessed with a movie star like Brad Pitt - hello! -"
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"I always thought the TV Nielsen ratings were full of shit, but this?"
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"- How so? - TV scares me. It makes everything seem credible."
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"Saturday Night Live wants you. What do you think?"
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"put on music that I liked,"
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"it'd be like little patches like they wear in NASCAR."
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"For those of you thinking of getting implants, there's something new to try."
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"- (news anchor) And Indiana goes to Dobbs. - (cheering)"
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"since I am now the first show business manager ever to handle a president."
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"- Do we know where she is? - Not yet, but we will."
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"Ellie, whatever your problem is..."
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"I had to. And now I hate myself."
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