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Clips from Deadwood - Mister Wu (S01E01)

"(sighs)"
Deadwood
"Come on."
Deadwood
"- Yes. - Marshal public sentiment and favor,"
Deadwood
"- Breakfast vittles at the ready, gentlemen. - Mayor."
Deadwood
"is paying bribes to the legislature."
Deadwood
"Their bagman's in transit."
Deadwood
"you sound like you want to wring my neck."
Deadwood
"- (chuckles) - Submit your ideas and, by all means,"
Deadwood
"I'll take them under advisement."
Deadwood
"- Stop where the fuck you are, Mr. Wu. - Swedgin."
Deadwood
"Put him in a chair and get out, Johnny."
Deadwood
"What is it, Wu?"
Deadwood
"(speaking Chinese)"
Deadwood
"Oh, this-- this is him dead?"
Deadwood
"(speaking Chinese) ...cocksucker!"
Deadwood
"Yeah, glad I taught you that fucking word. These are whites, huh?"
Deadwood
"White cocksucker!"
Deadwood
"Who-- who stole the fucking dope?!"
Deadwood
"- Cocksucker! - Aw, Jesus."
Deadwood
"Those are the first "cocksuckers""
Deadwood
"that wasn't followed by Al coming over to that railing,"
Deadwood
"I do."
Deadwood
"I find dope..."
Deadwood
"Now get the fuck out of here, Wu, the back way, you understand?"
Deadwood
"Ain't seen Jimmy Irons in three or four days."
Deadwood
"- Morning, EB. - Morning, sir."
Deadwood
"Name of another tailor."
Deadwood
"manure, rubbish or filth to be discharged in the common areas of the camp"
Deadwood
"except in the areas designated the camp dump,"
Deadwood
"such revenues to be used for dump upkeep"
Deadwood
"- Morning. - Good morning, Mr. Bullock."
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"- Gentlemen. - Mrs. Garret."
Deadwood
"that it couldn't possibly get more crowded."
Deadwood
"- Gem saloon, across the way. - Two rooms."
Deadwood
"- I'll work it out while you eat. - There's a man outside with two horses."
Deadwood
"Mr. Farnum's doing a lined office business."
Deadwood
"Or should I say "Mayor" Farnum?"
Deadwood
"at Cy Tolliver's Bella Union saloon."
Deadwood
"or you just got some big fucking feet?"
Deadwood
"- Lucalis Childs of Bismarck. - Give him two envelopes."
Deadwood
"(chuckles)"
Deadwood
"If Health Commissioner Bullock has his way,"
Deadwood
"- What is it, Al? - Half a chance this could be him."
Deadwood
"I'm to give this to you from Magistrate Clagett."
Deadwood
"Stop!"
Deadwood
"You think you should've asked me that before you motherfucked me?"
Deadwood
"A double-crossing cocksucker."
Deadwood
"That's Magistrate Clagett."
Deadwood
"No later than tonight."
Deadwood
"Just send up two plates of fucking food."
Deadwood
"Mr. Utter."
Deadwood
"I'd about given up hope."
Deadwood
"- (clatters) - Shit. Oh God. Did I-- did I--"
Deadwood
"- No. - Sorry."
Deadwood
"Madam, as crowded as it was yesterday and more so today,"
Deadwood
"it shows no sign of becoming less crowded."
Deadwood
"That fella was being smart with you, Merrick."
Deadwood
"Your ass was nowhere near his shoulder."
Deadwood
"We was just remarking how tight it's all getting in there."
Deadwood
"have their setting in that tight little dining room?"
Deadwood
"The bitter coffee, the rancid bacon,"
Deadwood
"that were tomb and grave to so many insects."
Deadwood
"that was such pleasure to experience"
Deadwood
"commerce between us, but on our own conscious choice?"
Deadwood
"Now now, its sole purpose"
Deadwood
"- Fucking pale you are too. - I-- I've rounded the corner though."
Deadwood
"Oh, is that so?"
Deadwood
"Well, was it money they got or dope?"
Deadwood
"All his fucking dope."
Deadwood
"Uh-oh."
Deadwood
"I'm that amazed how the fuck you and him"
Deadwood
"Leon?"
Deadwood
"Leon, that's right."
Deadwood
"Where the fuck has he got to?"
Deadwood
"Is that what I mean?"
Deadwood
"I want to burn down the fucking building."
Deadwood
"I'll strangle you and throw you off the balcony,"
Deadwood
"that you and that other weasel have been slamming"
Deadwood
"And stay in the fucking muck until I'm down there."
Deadwood
"Go go go!"
Deadwood
"(groans)"
Deadwood
"Change Irons into a pair of the other cocksucker's trousers"
Deadwood
"- Is that the reverend idling by the piano? - Yes, sir."
Deadwood
"So there's that."
Deadwood
"Dave, go get a free touch from Wanda, huh?"
Deadwood
"I'm not certain. Something's been amiss the last week or so."
Deadwood
"Man of the cloth slows business down, huh?"
Deadwood
"Hey, what-- what's that then, hmm?"
Deadwood
"How you are doing with the fits, huh?"
Deadwood
"Nothing amiss with those. They come with some regularity."
Deadwood
"Off hours,"
Deadwood
"All right, Mr. Swearengen."
Deadwood
"- Afternoon. - Afternoon."
Deadwood
"I'm not gonna make an offer today."
Deadwood
"- How much time would you need? - I don't know, Hostetler."
Deadwood
"Fair offer from other interests, I'm gonna take it."
Deadwood
"It's open."
Deadwood
"Don't, Eddie. He'll know."
Deadwood
"From you, I have received no service of any kind at any point."
Deadwood
"to say you couldn't find us and give us a day's start out of camp?"
Deadwood
"So I give him a little less than half the dope,"
Deadwood
"(speaking Chinese)"
Deadwood
"We're here to be overcharged on some fucking meat."
Deadwood
"Will Your Chink Highness fucking permit us to go inside"
Deadwood
"Oh yeah, I'm all fucking for it, Wu."
Deadwood
"of every cocksucker whose character it would improve."
Deadwood
"What happens after the white cocksuckers' throats"
Deadwood
"have been cut and two dozen more white cocksuckers"
Deadwood
"get their loads on and decide to teach you"
Deadwood
"and all your Chink friends a fucking lesson?"
Deadwood
"Cocksucker!"
Deadwood
"One cocksucker, not two."
Deadwood
"Cocksucker."
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"One."
Deadwood
"How much?"
Deadwood
"Even money this'll end up a fucking bloodbath."
Deadwood
"and leave having paid him double. How does this Wu do it to me, huh?"
Deadwood
"So cut a piece off for yourself,"
Deadwood
"put the rest in the cellar, then take them hoople-heads to the bath."
Deadwood
"(speaking Chinese)"
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