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Clips from Deadwood - Mister Wu (S01E01)

"Had you been sharing space with him awhile?"
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"Leon, Leon, Leon."
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"You do realize I'm presenting you with a mutual fucking problem?"
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"I made a deal with the boss Chink to give him one of the two dope-fiends."
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"Ah, so you got a reason to keep the Chink boss happy."
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"I don't, so I can stand on principle."
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"(sighs) I think we're done, Al."
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"if she'd ever show up to hear about it."
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"Thank you."
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"(piano playing)"
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"My father was a preacher of the Word and that ain't fucking right."
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"Get the fuck away from him!"
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"Shut that fucking piano down!"
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"- "Stay out of Al Swearengen's joint." - All right, sir."
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""Stay the fuck out of The Gem, whatever my fucking problem is," hmm?"
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"Listen to a piano where you don't make a fucking ass out of yourself, huh?"
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"- He's having changes in his brain. - I hope to Christ he's having changes."
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"I'd hate to think of him conducting performances like that"
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"of secret evenings in the forest or the like."
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"- Yes. - You notice now too he's staring cockeyed?"
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"Seth: It ain't circumstance."
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"It's my own fucking mettlesome nature."
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"I believe Hostetler's had worse afternoons."
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"Wife and child I barely know."
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"I don't guess you need me to say it."
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"Them stuffed envelopes for those cunts at the legislature,"
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"But that letter you bore from the magistrate"
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"No."
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"only in his dealings with me."
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"- Magistrate Clagett is a cocksucker. - And?"
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"How can you prove you're not here to catch me in a switch?"
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"Does it matter to you the cocksucker the warrant's out on me for killing"
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"two dope-fiends rob and murder an opium courier."
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"by the boss Chink to a pillar of the white community,"
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"The other one works for a clever cocksucker who could be considered his rival,"
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"and who is watching us from his balcony even as we speak."
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"Thank you for not looking."
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"The boss Chink wants to feed"
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"that could deliver him to a Chink."
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"Cy: Al."
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"the Chink boss in the wrong in the eyes of the camp."
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"Anyways, thank God I don't have to rely on you"
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"after how we inconvenienced you and fucked you up."
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"Al."
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"Thank you, Al."
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"You're gonna pick a straw, Jimmy."
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"could you be specific what's gonna happen?"
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"You don't think I'd be here unless I'd worked it out with Wu."
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"- Why do I gotta pick? - I'll pick."
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"And then I'll blow myself with fucking soap."
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"uh, would you show me the straws, please, sir?"
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"Is that the short one or the long one?"
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"Bullock and Star first took in the camp."
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"I have various ailments, and I suppose this is a further ailment,"
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"I am concerned and afraid."
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"I'm from Vienna, Austria."
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"- Wonderful. - You're here with friends."
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"Yes yes, I feel that now."
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"Let's go then."
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"(locks door)"
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"You tell your boss-- tell him what you saw here, huh?"
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"(panting) I saw a fair procedure."
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"(sobbing)"
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"gives Tolliver the opening to make the boss Chink"
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"look wrong in the eyes of the whites."
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"Mr. Adams don't think there was a long straw."
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"Looks like your mother fucked a monkey."
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"♪ He got to chew the angels fallen from on high ♪"
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"♪ Bakin' woeful pie ♪"
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"♪ Pie of eyesight, pie blue black ♪"
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"♪ Well, he ain't like you and I ♪"
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"♪ He is the pork of crime. ♪"
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"What was in my mind to raise my hand?"
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"time for breakfast."
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"- You go ahead. - Bullshit."
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"maybe fence 'em in a little."
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"- Excellent approach. - Goddamn quicksand"
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"is what these commissioners' positions amount to."
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"Yes, they do."
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"It's all a hoot and a holler to you, though, isn't it, Sol?"
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"- No, it isn't. - (softly) Jesus Christ."
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"I worked a proposal up on a permanent infirmary and a camp dump."
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"- Well, if there's anything fucking left. - Why, Mr. Bullock,"
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"- Give the idea to the damn paper first. - (clucks)"
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"- (whinnying) - Please, take your passage."
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"Cocksucker."
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"What is this Celestial"
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"doing approaching The Gem's front door?"
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"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!"
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"but first, you gotta walk the fuck out"
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"- and then come around the back. - Swedgin."
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"Uh, nope, no! No!"
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"We got us a situation here, Al!"
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"Come in the front fucking door."
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"You want me to take him out and bring him around back?"
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"Bring him the fuck up."
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"Come on, Mr. Wu. Come on."
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"- (urinating) - (clears throat)"
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"Sit! He won't sit."
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"- Get out. - Yes, sir."
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"Do you think I should open it back up?"
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"I believe that's what Al would want."
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"Mayor."
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"stand stymied outside a saloon"
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"beside a degenerate tit licker."
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"Two white cocksuckers killed him"
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"and stole the dope that he was bringing to you."
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"White cocksucker! You, Swedgin."
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"The dope that you were gonna fucking sell to me?"
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"White cocksucker."
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"These two white cocksuckers? Who the fuck did it?"
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"- Wu? - Who, you ignorant fucking Chink?!"
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"- Wu?! - Who?!"
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"I have ever heard shouted from that room, Dan,"
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"that didn't come from Al's mouth"
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"pointing at you and beckoning you up them stairs with your fucking knife."
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"Them people worship a fat man seated on his ass."
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"Al: You listen to me, hmm?"
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"Listen."
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"find cocksuckers."
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