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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Mistery Date (S04E04)

"...showers and thunderstorms-"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm headed out now. I have a third showing at that colonial."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can you believe this is my first bar mitzvah?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Simple. Oh, please."
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"You mean it, Pa? Really and for true? I won't get in the way?"
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"John Calvin."
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"You whooed me? What are you doing here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Wait. You're a Bulldog?"
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"I mean, I'm not even sure if it's a date-date."
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"So Saturday noon? Saturday noon's fine, Jay."
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"Oh, look at him."
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"Nice house, by the way. Thanks."
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"Long as I clean up afterwards, she's fine."
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"Hold on just a second, sweetie."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, you guys still coming?"
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"But not in that high falsetto thing. Something more manly. Let's practice."
Modern Family (2009)
"Plus he's not one for strangers in his personal space."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Dad, stop, stop, stop. - What? A break already?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I didn't have the room key, and I don't want to be seen in public."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sorry. it's 1909. Do I like to see you succeed? Of course I do!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Tritium is an isotope of what element? - Hydrogen."
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"Macedonia and Thrace."
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"I'm so sorry. I am one of those moms."
Modern Family (2009)
"Haley e-mails me pictures of her nails."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't you have to return that? No way. I paid good money for this."
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"- I thought he was joking. - I thought that what's what you thought."
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"I'll be waiting."
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"Doors, sunroof- all on lockdown."
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"But every now and then, something comes up for me and I go in for a tune-up."
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"Everything in there was mine."
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"Look, Dad, I-I had to give up my home office for Lily's bedroom,"
Modern Family (2009)
"Isn't it funny? The stupid things that we think-"
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"Gloria! No, Gloria!"
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"I told him that's a lot to put on someone's wall. Hold on."
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"Oh."
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"Gosh. Oh, come here."
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"Yeah!"
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"What's happening? Oh, nothing. My car keys."
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"Get away from me. Uh!"
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"That's not even a challenge."
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"Oh, no. Three bar mitzvahs?"
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"Now it's interesting."
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"Cam, stop."
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"What? We have to get them out of there. What's taking them?"
Modern Family (2009)
"We have the most amazing gift for Jay and Gloria's nursery."
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"It was Cam's idea, and it's a pretty big swing."
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"It's not a swing. It's not a swing."
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"I just need Jay and Gloria out of the house for a minimum of four hours..."
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"so I can have my crew install it."
Modern Family (2009)
"If it were up to you, we'd get them something off their gift registry."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, you mean the list of things that they specifically said that they wanted?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, they don't know what they want."
Modern Family (2009)
"...before I snap his finger off!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Ay, no. Jay was supposed to cancel. We cannot go to lunch."
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"Oh, no. I am sorry,"
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"but he's supposed to pick up the crib at the store, and I am too tired."
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"The baby kick me all night."
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"It's either going to be a football player or a chorus girl."
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"You can be both. My senior year,"
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"I was a right-side linebacker and a left-side cancan dancer in Gigi."
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"Wow, she really set you up for that one, didn't she?"
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"Yeah, when it came out of her mouth, I nearly stopped breathing."
Modern Family (2009)
"You didn't call them to cancel."
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"Sorry. You want gas money? Don't pay attention to him. He's been very grumpy lately."
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"Okay, here's a thought-Mitchell, you go to the crib store with Jay."
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"That way I can spend some quality time with this pretty lady."
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"No, I'm going to lay down. No, no, I'm gonna take you both to lunch."
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"Okay? There, it's settled. Now go put a lip on. Okay?"
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"Fine. I guess you won't get in the way."
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"Oh, that's a good idea."
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"Oh, yeah. The chairs are rocks."
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"Charlemagne."
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"You can get a one-day cushion for eight dollars or a two-day for $12."
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"A lex Dunphy. Last year, I got two one-dayers-big mistake."
Modern Family (2009)
"Who wrote The Ninety-Five Theses?"
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"My daughter went on to win the whole thing, and all I could think was,"
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""I just flushed four dollars down the toilet.""
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"Whoo! Alex!"
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"I guess I just didn't want to presume that we would be here for the two days."
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"But still, what kind of message was I sending with the one-dayer?"
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"I'm out. I got the question wrong, which is embarrassing enough without you whooing me."
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"Alex! Alex, come back here."
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"Don't!"
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"Wait. What are the last four numbers again? 1-9-8-4."
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"It's kind of a lucky number for me. It's the year Footloose came out."
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"Oh, yeah. And I really am gonna call you for that rematch."
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"Yeah. You? Um-"
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"I knew there was something about you I liked."
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"Oh, you mean besides me letting you win? Ha."
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"You know, we have a big game today. Do you want to watch it together?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh. Uh, well-Shoot. I'm-I'm late for a showing."
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"No pressure at all, but if you feel like it, we could watch it at my place."
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"I could text you the address. All right. Well, thanks."
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"It was great meeting you, Phil. You too, Dave."
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"Hey, it's me. Yeah, you were totally right about this gym."
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"I just met the cutest guy."
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"What did I tell you? That place is like a gay bar with dumbbells."
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"Redundant."
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"I don't know much about him, but he invited me over to his place..."
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"to watch a football game tonight."
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"Oh, my gosh. A date. I have a good feeling about this."
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"Oh, well, don't start planning the wedding yet."
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"You met him at hookup central. Of course it's a date-date."
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"Am I even ready for a date-date? Tough love time, David."
Modern Family (2009)
"Simon left you six months ago, and you're bumming everyone out."
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"It's time to get back up on that horse."
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"Hope to see you tonight, Dave."
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"I can't remember the last time a man made that sound for me."
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"She's not here. We have the wrong bar mitzvah."
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"Not if you like prime rib, bubbie."
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"You said to blend."
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"I picked up some expressions at the latke station. P.S. They're hash browns."
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"We're not blending. She's at one of the other two. Come on."
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"Oh. Sorry. Such a hurry, this one."
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"Come on."
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"That is too cute. What the hell is that?"
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"Oh, that's the store mascot. That's Hug-a-Bunny."
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"He goes around and he hugs-No, I get it."
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"Nice for flu season. He ought to be called Conjunctivitis Bunny."
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"Okay. Uh, so, Dad, the cribs are over there."
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