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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Mistery Date (S04E04)

"But while we're here, a little advice-you can never have too many Onesies."
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"All right? Any event, day or night."
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"Throw one on, little pair of booties-boom-ready to go out."
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"Dress it up. You could dress it down. You could-Dad?"
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"Dad."
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"Something was clearly going on with my dad,"
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"but I wasn't about to get sucked in."
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"It's happened before. "Dad, you seem sad. Do you wanna talk?""
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""Talk? What are we, girlfriends?""
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"To use a sports reference-Put the football away, Lucy. I ain't kickin'."
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"Hey, Dad, I picked you up a diaper bag."
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"Fun fact-this insulated pouch will keep a bottle of Prosecco cold..."
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"for an entire Wiggles concert. Hi."
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"Uh, Mitch, it's Dr.- Bob Jensen. Nice to meet you."
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"Jay, I will see you. Yeah, I'll see you then."
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"Good, Bob."
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"Doctor? Sweater vest? My dad acting all shifty?"
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"He was seeing a shrink."
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""Dad, I can see that you're going through something.""
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""And I can see your bra strap, Oprah. Mind your own business.""
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"Tee up the football all you want, Lucy. Still ain't kickin'."
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"She clearly misheard the question."
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"The acoustics in here are terrible."
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"Especially for a little girl just getting over an ear infection."
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"Oh, my God. What are you doing?"
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"I was explaining your-Oh, I heard, because my ears are fine."
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"I'm sorry. I didn't ask her to do this."
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"I'm trying to help you. No, you were not. You were trying to help you."
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"You're just mad because now you can't parade me around like some show pony."
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"That is not true. Oh, don't deny it. You bought the two-day cushion."
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"Who are you to judge?"
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"Thank you for a fun day, okay? Good-bye. Good-bye?"
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"Ay, Cam. Sorry, but the lunch was two hours,"
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"and then you had to show me your first apartment."
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"Oh, could you believe how I used to live?"
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"I really need to take a nap now."
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"No. No, no. No. No. No, no. No, no. You know what?"
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"I have, uh, something I want you to do that's even more relaxing than a nap."
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"No. I want to take a nap. Yeah."
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"There's my man."
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"That's me. Your man."
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"I brought spinach dip. I don't know why."
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"I'll tell you why. 'Cause it's delicious, and you're an awesome guest."
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"- Get in here. - All right."
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"How are you? Good. You?"
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"By the way, I left a message for my brother-in-law and his partner to join us too."
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"Oh, more people. Good."
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"Wait a minute. Is that your family? Are you married?"
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"Yeah, but don't worry. We have the house to ourselves. They're all out of town."
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"I am long overdue for a boys' night."
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"Oh, so your wife is okay with-Oh, yeah."
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"She suggested it. She knows I need this every so often."
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"Sure."
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"Soothing, right?"
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"You see, as the music relaxes the baby, you relax."
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"No, you're making the baby jump on my bladder."
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"How can it relax listening to a song about a hooker?"
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"She's not a hooker. She's a private dancer."
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"A dancer for money. She'll do what you want her to-"
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"My gosh. I taught Lily this song."
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"Excuse me."
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"Hello?"
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"He's married."
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"To a woman. Yeah, she's out of town."
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"I don't know. They must have some sort of arrangement or something."
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"So what? If they know about it, who cares?"
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"You're not ready for a relationship anyway. Just have some fun."
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"It feels weird. He has other people coming over."
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"I think I'm gonna bail on this."
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"He's just feeling you out like you're feeling him out."
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"Now I promise you, these other guests will mysteriously cancel."
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, I forgot to call you. We have to cancel."
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"No problem. Bye."
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"Hey. More margaritas for us. The other guys just canceled."
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"A re yo u s till there?"
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"You were right. The other guys just canceled. See?"
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"Now listen to me. You're gonna have two margaritas."
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"Maybe start a third. Laugh at his jokes."
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"Hey, I'm not gonna laugh for you. You can be very controlling. You know that?"
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"Why does everybody say I'm controlling? Oh. Gotta go."
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"Looks like this kennel is for bulldogs only."
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"You all right? Yeah, I'm all right. I'm great."
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"Oh, good. Listen, uh, I-I don't want this to sound weird,"
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"but, um-but you and I, tonight, is this, uh-"
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"♪ ♪ Sorry, Dave, what was that?"
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"Nothing."
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"Here you go."
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"For a small fee, we can come to your house and assemble it for you."
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"Yeah, my dad's more of a do-it-yourself er."
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"All right. Uh, well, can I help you carry it to your car?"
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"Yeah, he's not gonna go for that either."
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"The guy won't even use the wheels on his suitcase."
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"Likes everyone to think he's this big, tough guy who-Okay. Wow."
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"Yo! There he is. All right. Let's get this done."
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"Hey, Dad, you know-"
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"No. We don't need any help, Mitchell. Just pick up your end."
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"Dad, you're obviously going through something."
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"You do not have to go through this alone. I'm here to talk if you want."
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"That's really nice of you, Mitchell, but do you wanna do it here?"
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"'Cause I saw a little princess table with a tea set on it."
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"You and I could have a real gabfest."
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"Aaugh! I'm such a blockhead."
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"Can't we just get this into the car?"
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"Why? So you're not late for your shrink session?"
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"- What? - Yeah. I picked up on that. Bunny hugger! Saw that too."
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"Mobile spinner."
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"I swear to God-"
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"What are you doing back here?"
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"I thought about what you said before-"
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"- When did China's last emperor ascend the throne? - 1909."
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"1920? And you can say a lot of things about me,"
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"but I am not someone who lives through her kids."
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"But do I need that to make myself feel important? Uranium?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"No, the answer is hydrogen."
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"As a matter of fact, I'm a little hurt you would think I was so shallow."
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"The Persian satrapy of Skudra included which two areas?"
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"- Macedonia and Thrace. - Uh-"
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"- I know moms like that, and that is not me. - No way."
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