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Clips from The Golden Girls - The Return of Dorothy's Ex (S01E01)

"Are you sure you don't want to go take a ride and look at our swamp?"
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"Oh, why not? I mean, the day's shot anyway."
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"I'll take you to dinner. How about that seafood place"
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"near the Fontainebleau where we were on our honeymoon?"
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"Sure, why not?"
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"If memory serves me correctly, the last time,"
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"we excused ourselves before the main course"
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"- and rushed back to the hotel. - Mmm..."
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"If memory serves me, we rushed back to the hotel"
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"because you had the runs from that cheap lunch you bought us."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I don't care what Dorothy says, I'm not spending my vacation in New York."
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"It might be interesting. I've never been to New York."
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"You haven't, Rose? I'm shocked, you're so cosmopolitan!"
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"Take it from me, you're not missing a thing."
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"I don't know why Frank Sinatra sings about it."
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"We could go to Hollywood."
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"Sure, good choice. No sickos there!"
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"Sophia, please. We're trying to make a very difficult decision here."
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"Excuse me! Not only am I not allowed to go, I'm not allowed to talk about it!"
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"This is the same deal Cinderella had with her stepsisters!"
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"I've always wanted to go to Hollywood."
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"When I was a young girl, I used to dream about becoming a movie star."
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"Mr. Mason, who owned the corner drugstore,"
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"said I was a young Barbara Billingsley."
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"So when I turned 17, I told my father that I wanted to take acting lessons."
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"What did he say?"
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"No."
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"Great story, Rose."
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"Should we tell Dorothy that we want to go to Hollywood?"
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"Why don't we! As soon as she gets up! To Hollywood!"
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"I guess you ladies didn't recognize me without my toupee."
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"I guess that's it."
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"Do you mind if I use the phone?"
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"You already used my daughter, you didn't ask for my permission."
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"- There's a phone in the living room. - Thanks."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"OK, I know what it looks like. And frankly, that's exactly what it is."
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"You had to bring him home? You couldn't find a drunken sailor on a street corner?"
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"We're a little surprised, that's all."
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"You're not alone. I mean, it was the last thing in the world I expected."
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"I met him, we went to sign the papers,"
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"we had lunch, he told me his wife left him..."
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"And you believed him? That is the oldest line in the book."
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"- I hear that at least twice a week! - And it works every time."
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"I said it was old. I didn't say it doesn't work."
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"No, believe me, Chrissy left him. He was devastated."
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"Next thing I knew, I was holding him, he was crying, we were in bed."
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"It was just as it always had been."
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"- Well, I'm shocked. - I was too."
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"You know, Chrissy didn't teach him a thing."
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"If he's moving in, I'm moving out."
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"He is not moving in, Ma. We are not getting back together."
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"It was just one night with a comfortable stranger and that's where it ends."
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"Believe me, we both know that."
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"No, you heard me right. Six dozen long-stemmed roses."
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"And the card should read,"
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""To Dorothy and a wonderful new beginning.""
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"We're gonna talk to the travel agent about Hollywood."
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"- Do you want to come with us? - No, look, I'm sorry,"
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"but I'm not going to spend my vacation sitting in a tour bus,"
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"looking at houses that may or may not belong to Lucille Ball."
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"I'm not spending my vacation in New York getting mugged and groped and insulted."
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"I'll be happy to go anywhere they don't spit on Americans."
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"- Why don't you come with us? - I can't."
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"Stan called, he's stopping by."
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"What's he going to do? Bring you some more flowers?"
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"You know what I don't understand?"
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"I don't understand why he sent you flowers at all."
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"I mean, two days ago you hated each other."
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"And you know what else I don't understand?"
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"I don't understand how two people who go off to a business meeting"
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"end up in bed together."
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"I don't understand why you didn't tell him this morning exactly how you felt."
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"Is that is, Rose? I mean, are you finished,"
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"or is there something else that you don't understand?"
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"Well, actually, there is."
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"Neither do I. But I'll tell you, if ever I sleep with Mr. Wizard,"
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"I'll find out what I can."
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"I'm sorry, honey. It's just, last night should not have happened, but it did."
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"And it obviously means more to Stan than it does to me."
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"I mean, right now, he's hurt and he's vulnerable."
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"Why didn't you tell him that this morning?"
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"I was too shocked and I didn't know how to tell him."
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"And to tell the truth, I don't even know what I want to tell him."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I mean that I am totally confused about what I feel."
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"(knock at the door"
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"- Hi, Stan. - Hello, Stan."
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"Blanche, Rose, don't leave on my account."
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"They're hitching up the house to the car and entering it in the Rose Parade."
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"We'll see you all later."
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"- Didn't you like the flowers? - They're beautiful."
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"They're absolutely beautiful, but it's too much!"
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"I know! I can't believe how expensive roses got since the last time I sent them to you."
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"Yeah, well, everything's gotten more expensive since Truman left office."
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"We sure do."
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"- See, what did I tell you? - Ma, what are you doing?"
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"I was having a meeting with my vacation club."
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"It seems there are a lot of children who like to take vacations without their mothers."
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"Yeah, but... What are you all doing here?"
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"They never heard of a woman going to bed with her ex-husband."
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"That's him, girls."
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"I can't explain it either."
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"I think we'd better continue our discussion in the kitchen."
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"Sure, babe. Beautiful. Dorothy."
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"You just want us to get back together again? Just like that?"
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"I mean, Stan, we're divorced. Stan, you walked out on me."
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"You left me for another woman."
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"I realize I may be rushing things. But think about it."
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"We had 38 years together. A lot of it was good."
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"I can't believe one stupid mistake on my part could undo all of that."
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"Well, believe it. It was one hell of a stupid mistake."
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"Was I the first guy to ever go through a mid-life crisis and react that way?"
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"Probably not. But you were the first one I was married to."
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"Dorothy, Dorothy, hear me out."
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"I know what you're thinking. That last night really didn't mean anything."
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"But you're wrong."
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"The fact that it happened at all proves that there's still something between us."
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"And now we've got a chance to start all over."
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