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Clips from The Golden Girls - The Return of Dorothy's Ex (S01E01)

"We could look into that antique shop you always wanted to open."
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"So many things you can't do alone."
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"Don't answer me right now. Just think about it - please?"
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"Please don't close the door on the rest of our lives."
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"I love you, Dorothy. Took me awhile to realize I always have."
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"You shouldn't take him back!"
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"It's not just my opinion. We took a vote."
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"- Hey, what are you two doing up? - Waiting for you."
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"We thought you might want to talk."
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"All the food's already on the table. We didn't want to waste precious time."
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"Thank you. So, what do you want to talk about?"
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"I mean, how can I just forget all the time that we had together?"
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"And then how can I forget the pain and the hatred that I felt when he left me?"
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"I... I can never trust him again."
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"If you can't trust your husband, what kind of a relationship can it be?"
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"Sounds like you've already made up your mind."
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"I guess I have. Yeah, I just didn't know it until just now."
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"Oh, I wish there was some gentle way to tell him."
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"When you're gentle, they don't get the message."
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"Oh, Blanche is so right, Dorothy."
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"That was exactly the problem I had with Eddie Parker."
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"He was this real sweet guy who was crazy about me,"
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"but I just didn't feel the same way about him."
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"You see, when Charlie went off to war, I went to work for our local USO club."
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"And that's where I first met Eddie, the Aqua Midget."
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"He was a blue midget?"
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"Don't be ridiculous. He was a diving midget."
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"That was his act. He used to jump off a step ladder into this gigantic punch bowl."
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"So, uh... what happened?"
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"Nothing, he'd just swim to the side and hop out."
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"I mean, what happened between you and Eddie?"
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"We talked a lot between shows and of course I didn't realize it,"
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"- but he was falling for me. - Didn't have far to fall."
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"- It started with little things. - I'll bet."
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"Pretty soon the situation got out of control and I tried to let him down gently."
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"You tried to make it short and sweet?"
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"He just wouldn't take no for an answer."
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"So I finally just had to tell him straight out that I didn't feel about him"
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"the way he felt about me. It had nothing to do with his size."
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"It was simply that I could never become involved with anybody in show business."
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"Thank you, Rose. I don't know what to say."
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"And I mean that from the bottom of my heart."
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"(knock at the door"
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"- Hi. - Hello, Stan."
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"Come on in. I ordered up some refreshments."
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"- Oh. - After all, this calls for a celebration."
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"The fact that you got free champagne with your room?"
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"We are celebrating what you said on the phone."
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"Oh, what did I say?"
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"You said, "Stanley, Stanley, could I come to your hotel room? I have to see you.""
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"Mmm, no, that's not what I said."
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"I said, "Stanley, Stanley, could I come to your hotel room? I have to see you.""
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"Exactly."
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"Here you go, Dorothy. How about a toast?"
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"Look, slow down, Stan. There are a couple of things I'd like to say."
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"OK, but usually the man makes the toast."
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"- Uh... Stanley, I... - (knock at door"
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"That must be my socks and underwear coming back from the laundry."
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"That is one of the biggest drawbacks of being without a wife."
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"Chrissy?"
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"Chrissy!"
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"I had to talk to you, Big Stan. Why didn't you return my phone calls?"
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"I... There's nothing to talk about, Chrissy."
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"Big Stan?"
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"- Who's she? - Oh, sorry."
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"This is my ex-wife, Dorothy."
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"Hi. I want you back, Stick Man."
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"I need you back. I was so wrong to think I'd be happier with Jean Paul."
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"I can't spend another night without you in that big, empty, Ionely,"
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"No need to say a word. I understand. Here you go, honey."
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"Oh, but Stick Man..."
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"I mean, the girl flew all the way from Maui."
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"Oh, that's all right. I'm a stewardess. I fly for free."
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"I know, but the thought should count for something."
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"- Something that changed the way I feel. - Listen..."
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"- You know, before you... - Don't be embarrassed."
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"Chrissy deserves to hear the truth."
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"It's all over between us, Chrissy. This is the woman I love."
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"Seeing Dorothy again made me realize"
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"how superficial my relationship with you really was."
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"Sure, the sex was great. Terrific, actually."
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"But it's OK with Dorothy, too."
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"And with Dorothy, there is so much more. I'm sorry, Chrissy."
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"There's nothing left for us."
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"The fact is, there wasn't that much there to begin with."
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"She never could hold her liquor."
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"Uh... Stan, did you really mean what you said"
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"about there not being that much between you and Chrissy?"
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"That's right."
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"I'm glad, because now I don't feel so guilty."
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"- What are you talking about? - Stanley..."
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"I don't feel the same way about us as you do."
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"- You're kidding! - No."
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"You know, what happened the other night brought back lovely memories,"
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"but I'm not the same woman you walked out on two years ago."
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"My whole life has changed and quite frankly, I like the way it is."
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"- The fact that I'm on my own now... - My God, Dorothy."
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"Are you saying you won't take me back?"
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"We could never have things the way we used to have, Stan. You see..."
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"You're telling me that you're not gonna take me back?"
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"Yes, Stanley, that's right."
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"you're definitely not gonna take me back?"
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"Look, Stanley, I'm sorry..."
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"Dorothy, I'd like to hear the rest of this,"
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"but I've got to get down to the lobby and grab Chrissy before somebody else does."
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"Hey, terrific sex is better than nothing."
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"Here's to terrific sex."
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"And the dumb blonde who's not gonna get any."
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"I don't understand how a thermos keeps things both hot and cold."
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"Stan, listen, we really have to talk about last night."
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"What do you say about us getting back together?"
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"We could take that cruise we always talked about."
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"Invited everyone you knew"
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"New Yorkers are all sickos."
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"- To Hollywood! - Morning."
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"Dorothy, this is my soon-to-be ex-wife, Chrissy."
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"solar-heated waterbed."
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