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Clips from Master of None - The Dinner Party (S02E02)

"Are you into hockey?"
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"or watched one on TV."
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"- But I've heard it's fun. - It's fun."
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"Yeah."
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"I grew up watching a bunch of sports with my dad."
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"What about you? Do you watch any sports?"
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"I do not."
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"So here, I guess they just pour you flat water."
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"Interesting."
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"Hmm. Yeah."
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"Sometimes water gets a little too cold."
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"I mean, I think after dinner we should just"
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"Sorry, bud."
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"Thank you so much for dinner. That was great."
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"Oh, um, you know, I think I'm just gonna"
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"Yeah, that was really fun."
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"Every conversation was a struggle."
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"And you got no one else."
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"Yeah, but it's gonna be a fun night."
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"That could be sweet."
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"There's gonna be cool people there."
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"And this ain't Leo at the Oscars."
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"Because she just broke up with her boyfriend,"
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"Casper Smart, the dancer."
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"And I know her nanny."
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"I highly doubt it."
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"Dude, then take Priya."
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"I'm getting sick of this problem."
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"Can you come to the store with me and get a vacuum?"
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"No. I'm gonna go home."
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"a second opinion on a vacuum, you bail?"
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"Fine. I'll come."
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"Nah, I'm tired. I'm gonna take a nap."
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"Wow, nice apartment."
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"I don't know."
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"All your parties are like that in your commercials."
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"Oh, all right, that's true."
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"- Dev. - Hey, Ravi!"
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"- Hi. Ravi. - Hi."
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"New York's number one desi-owned"
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"Uh, Francesca. Italian person."
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"Uh. Nice."
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"Huh."
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"Why are you wearing a tuxedo?"
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"I look way overdressed."
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"I gotta find the guy who gave me these keys."
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"Now, I want to start off tonight's meal with a question."
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"Your apartment!"
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"It was rhetorical."
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"to the hills of Achando,"
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"Now, I just checked the forecast,"
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"and there is a tornado of Iberian flavor"
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"So take cover, people."
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"Great to see you."
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"Hi. Jeff Pastore. It's a pleasure to meet you."
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"and tell me the first thing that comes to your mind."
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"Deliciousness."
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"What's up?"
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"Ah, man, I felt a little self-conscious in it,"
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"so I, uh, took the shirt and jacket"
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"- Fuck! I didn't think about that. - I have my weed pen."
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"Yeah. No."
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"Hey, John, why don't you put that crema catalana down"
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"Come on. Right?"
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"Fuckin' guy."
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"I love you. Truth."
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"All right, yeah."
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"I want to dedicate this song to my good friend"
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"♪ Looking in my mirror ♪"
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"♪ Took me by surprise ♪"
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"♪ Running often through my mind ♪"
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"♪ I can't help but love you ♪"
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"♪ It's getting better all the time ♪"
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"♪ Can't help it if I wanted to ♪"
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"♪ Can't help it if I wanted to ♪"
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"Hey, you think it's cool if I snap a video on this?"
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"Put your phone away."
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"That's cool. Live in the moment."
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"I like that."
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"Whoo!"
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"Whoo."
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"Hey."
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"I think he's just sitting in a really weird way."
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"Maybe."
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"Merde. I think it's finished."
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"It's an Italian expression."
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"Mm."
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"Can't believe you guys never taught me the bad words"
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"Okay, lesson number one."
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"Figlio di puttana."
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"And there is bruto cornuto."
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"What does that mean?"
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"It means "You're ugly,"
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"and your spouse is cheating on you.""
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"I never say that. It's really, really bad."
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"- Hmm. - I just say..."
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"It means "Go fuck yourself"
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"When I'm mad, I just go, "Hey."
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"No. I think you're sweet."
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"I mean, I'm just with Mario and Nonna in the shop."
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"It's not the same thing."
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"Well, he has way better cheeks than I do."
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"I'm serious."
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"- Ah. - No. I..."
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"I missed you too."
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"All right, try this wine. It's amazing."
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"All right."
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"Ugh! It tastes like feet."
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"Ah, it's disgusting."
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"Uh, excuse me. Uh..."
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"- Not a fan. - What?"
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"Hey, I thought it was good."
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"I'm gonna have to agree"
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"with your cute girlfriend over there."
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"Are you hoping for more?"
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"No, no, it's not like that."
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"Pino?"
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"I can tell. I see the way you look at her."
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"- Okay? All night? - Ah."
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"Trust me. I've been there, okay?"
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