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Clips from Master of None - The Dinner Party (S02E02)

"Welcome back to Clash of the Cupcakes."
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"Thank you, DJ Sweet Treats."
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"Right now, I have to share some rather unpleasant news."
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"They were supposed to be here."
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"Give it up for the Jabbawockeez!"
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"Hey, Dev."
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"So the Jabbawockeez, they don't take their masks off."
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"They gotta taste the cupcakes."
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"Ah, damn."
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"Maybe what we should be doing"
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"is putting our big boy pants on"
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"All right, Lawrence, what if, you know,"
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"and then one of the Wockeez"
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"Oh, oh."
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"Hey, Dev."
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"Hey, what's up, Lisa?"
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"I know this white person. You might know 'em?""
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"Uh, Dev, um, one more thing."
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"I did read the contract."
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"- Jesus. - Shit."
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"You really need to floss while we're doing our tapings?"
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"Hell yeah. I don't fuck with plaque."
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"Motherfucker don't even want me to floss."
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"Wockeez, it's time for the taste tests."
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"don't-take-their-masks-off policy,"
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"I don't know if it's"
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"Let's speed it up here."
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"And the dance is over..."
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"finally."
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"with their Red Velvet Underground cupcakes."
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"This has been Clash of the Cupcakes."
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"It was really easy."
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"so up close and personal."
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"Can we go meet them now?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"Did you guys rehearse that?"
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"Rynan "Kid Rainen" Paguio,"
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"I can tell by their movements."
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"You guys, that might have been your best performance"
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"at the 2009 All-Star Game."
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"but we just wanted to come give you"
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"All right, what the fuck?"
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"Okay, that's good, guys."
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"I'm sure the Wockeez have somewhere to go dance."
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"Did I seem cool around them?"
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"Dude, you did so great."
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"Hey, do you want to grab dinner later?"
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"I can't. I'm actually grabbing dinner with Jeff Pastore tonight."
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"Wait, the Jeff Pastore, the TV guy, Chef Jeff?"
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"Wow, I love Jeff's Table."
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"I don't know. It's pretty good."
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"What are you guys doing now?"
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"Um, some friends of mine from Italy are in town."
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"- Wow. - It's so good to see you!"
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"What do you think?"
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"- I love it. - Ah."
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"Well, that is adorable."
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"I gotta tell you something, though."
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"- Yay! Deal. - Deal."
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"Come on. Let's go in."
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"Can I be honest?"
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"Oh, God. Go ahead. Have your fun."
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"I say the contestants' names,"
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"Really? That's all you do?"
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"Couldn't they just write it on the screen?"
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"- Okay, wait. - It's very important."
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"Come on. Do it."
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"Please? Please?"
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"Please welcome, all the way from Cleveland,"
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"Ah."
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"Whoa."
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"Did this lady have a piano vagina?"
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"Oh, how was the... the date the other night?"
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"I'm jealous of the lucky pillow"
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"What? That's a nice text."
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"Oh, no problem. Uh, my pleasure."
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""Chef, you gotta try this tuna.""
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"Next thing you know, I'm ten courses deep"
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"So then I pop in to Casa Mono"
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"Ah, well, full disclosure."
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"octopus pizzaiolo,"
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"Yep, just what I thought."
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"That sounds pretty fun."
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"I think you might really have one."
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"Now, a little birdie told me"
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"I lived in Modena for a few months, learned how to make pasta."
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"You're kidding me. Modena? Home of tortellini in brodo."
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"You remember that fuckin' scene..."
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"This is so good."
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"You know where I gotta take you?"
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"'Cause I'm a rocket right now. God damn."
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"Look at that. Anything?"
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"I'm not erect, but it does look really good."
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"You and I, we're gonna be having"
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"In fact, what are you doing this Friday? You around?"
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"Love to have you and a guest."
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"I'm there. Who's going away?"
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"Speaking of which, I got dinner number four."
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"Oh, Chef, the meal's compliments of the house."
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"They do this all the time."
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"All right, tell him thanks."
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"Damn."
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"Talk to me, buddy."
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"Uh, sparkling, please."
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"Uh, I'll do flat."
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"So how was your day?"
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"Who is that?"
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"They, like, dance and have masks."
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"Yeah, it was a pretty normal day."
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"Just meetings and whatnot."
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"Yeah."
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"I'm more of a flat water guy."
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"Sometimes I'll do sparkling water with lemon."
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"That's fun."
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"Dinner at Il Buco."
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"Perfecto. Pasta: me likey."
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"So, um, should we split a few pastas?"
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"Yeah, I think I'm just gonna get the fish."
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"- All right. - No, you can..."
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"You can have a bite."
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