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Clips from Master of None - The Dinner Party (S02E02)

"Like if you're in a really nice place?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Um..."
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"That sounds so rude."
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"What a night."
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"I still can't believe it."
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"and I was in that room too."
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"I had so much fun with you tonight."
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"Can we do something together again?"
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"Oh, no."
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"Uh, I have to go somewhere with Pino."
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"And we actually leave on Sunday,"
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"I guess next time, right?"
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"Right."
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"Good night."
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"Buona notte."
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"Buona notte."
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"You can go ahead to the next stop."
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"Uh, we were supposed to have some very special guest judges today,"
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"specifically five of them,"
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"the legendary dance crew Jabbawockeez."
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"But, uh, I got here today,"
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"Hey!"
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"I don't want to hear that."
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"We'll be right back with more Clash of the Cupcakes."
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"Uh, great job, man, great job."
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"What's up, Lawrence?"
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"They need to take the masks off, right?"
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"that they don't take their masks off."
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"Yeah, somebody, you."
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"You're the producer that booked 'em."
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"For real?"
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"We gonna play the blame game?"
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"to figure out a solution."
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"some of the guys are dancing in the front"
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"just dips behind the table and eats the cupcakes there?"
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"See what happens when we have teamwork,"
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"when we work together?"
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"That was just my idea."
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"So we're just going right back to being childish, huh?"
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"Jesus."
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"Just coming in for a quick touch-up."
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"Sure."
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"So you're Indian, right?"
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"Yes."
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"Well, I'm friends with this Indian guy"
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"I think you might know."
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"Come on, you're not gonna do that shit, are you, Lisa?"
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"You don't go up to white people and go, "Hey, you're white, right?"
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"Well, he said he went to college with you. Rohan?"
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"All right, I do know him."
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"- Hmm. - My bad."
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"That's the only time in history that hasn't been racist."
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"When we sign off, make sure you go,"
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"No, I'm not saying that."
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"But you have to. It's in the contract."
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"And when you say it,"
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"make sure you put a little pizzazz in it."
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"Why didn't anyone read the contract?"
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"I skimmed it."
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"I didn't skim too well."
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"You're stressing me out."
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"- Lawrence. - Huh?"
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"That shit like termites for your teeth."
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"The competition is over,"
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"The Jabbawockeez have a very strict"
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"hence the dance routine instead of a traditional taste."
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"but really doesn't seem like a big deal to me."
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"Jake's Cakes from Henderson, Nevada,"
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"And I also want to thank the Jabbawockeez"
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"for... blessing the stage."
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"We'll see you next time."
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"Jesus!"
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"It's just us."
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"How'd you guys get back here?"
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"Oh, there's no security. We just walked in."
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"Figures."
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"Thank you so much for this experience."
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"We never thought we'd see the Wockeez"
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"You know we're huge Wockee heads."
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"- We're so pumped. - Please, please."
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"- Yes! - Yes!"
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"that just wanted to say hello if that's cool."
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"Oh, my God."
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"It's Joe "Punkee" Larot,"
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"Phil "Swagger Boy" Tayag."
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"How do you know who's who?"
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"since your dance with Taylor Swift at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards."
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"Yeah, it was even better than your routine with Shaq"
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"And by the way, I'm Arnold, and this is Brian."
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"And we know it's against Wockee code to talk,"
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"a quick Jabba bow to pay our respects."
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"Take care, guys."
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"Thanks for hooking us up, man."
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"Yeah. He's a producer on the show."
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"He's kind of my boss."
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"Did you ever see that Vietnam episode?"
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"It was pho-nomenal."
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"Did anyone ever say that before?"
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"Probably. At some point."
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"I've never heard it."
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"Remember Francesca and Pino? We're going to the Brooklyn Museum."
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"- Care to join? - No can do, bud."
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"We're heading up to Queens to the Kids Foot Locker."
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"We got to get those primo seats."
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"Arnie, you're gonna block all these kids' views."
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"First come, first served."
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"Shah!"
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"Hi."
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"I can't believe you're here!"
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"You're still Italian."
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"How are you?"
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"I'm good."
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"Where's your boyfriend, Mr. Pino?"
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"Well, he had to work."
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"He's meeting some tile distributors."
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"So it's just me."
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"Well, the man loves tiles."
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"So New York City? Your first visit?"
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"I don't know. There's so much stuff here."
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"Yeah. You should put that on a shirt."
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