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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Hey, remember that time I said that thing"
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"Right."
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"You think?"
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"So you can experience what it's like to be single."
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"This would never happen at a bar!"
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"- Yeah. - Oh. No, it was me."
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"Head down, eyes looking up,"
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"Geez, can't you hear him, Swarley? There's a call for you."
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"Uh... Hey, I'd like you guys to officially meet Chloe."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"It's nice to meet you guys."
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"She does not have the crazy eyes."
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"Hey, I'd like you guys to officially meet Chloe."
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"just because you think she has the crazy eyes."
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"One time, I met a girl at this very bar."
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"And then, sure enough."
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"Would you like to have a threesome?"
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"Look, there was a time I didn't believe in the crazy eyes either,"
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"Marshall, it's Chloe."
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"Well, what's going on?"
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"Guys, she was really freaked out, okay?"
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"She's really hot."
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"Ned. I told you to call him Ned."
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"Oh. That's too bad."
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"Is that Lily?"
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"Is that the girl you were going to marry?"
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"Yeah. Is that what that sound was?"
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"Did you just smash this?"
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"Okay."
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"Hi. I'm Lily."
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"while Marshall was on a date with another girl seems pretty crazy,"
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"No. Okay? No. No more."
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"Nice."
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"Phone call for Swarles Barkley?"
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"I know. Funny story."
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"There she is."
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"She doesn't look that great."
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"I know tons of skinny, ugly women."
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"then I'll cut back so I... Aah!"
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"Turn around! Come on!"
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"Hey, you!"
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"No!"
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"but I addressed it to Swarlos."
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"But she wasn't okay."
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"I had a really nice time tonight."
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"she couldn't take it anymore."
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"Stop!"
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"Oh, pumpkin beer-- that was a good one."
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"Wait, so you were the hunchback with the limp?"
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"So, why don't you just go back up there"
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"Okay."
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"Wait, if you were the hunchback, then why did she think you were a guy?"
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"So right there, in the exact same place"
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"Only this time he wasn't alone,"
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"I was with Robin, Marshall and Lily were back together,"
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"until we got back to the apartment."
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"Swarley!"
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"# Sometimes you want to go #"
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"Hanging out at a coffee place"
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"is not nearly as much fun as hanging out at a bar."
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"Man, what's that?"
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"What?"
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"That cute coffee girl wrote a heart by your name."
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"Somebody has a crush on you."
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"Somebody thinks you're me."
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"Do you really think she likes me?"
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"I mean, I guess it's not that surprising."
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"Every time I come in here, I totally crack her up."
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"Marshall, here's your pumpkin latte."
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"Wow. How did you fit a pumpkin in this little cup?"
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"I'll have a pumpkin latte."
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"What? You got a shrink ray back there?"
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"Yeah."
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"about how do they fit a pumpkin into that little cup?"
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"- Which time? - The first time."
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"Yeah. That was really funny."
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"All right, there's only two reasons she'd laugh at that."
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"One, it's the first joke she's ever heard,"
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"or two, she likes you. You should totally ask her out."
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"Yeah, that why you're not back with Lily, right?"
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"Well, what if the heart doesn't mean anything?"
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"What if she writes it on all the cups?"
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"Mine says "Ted," no heart."
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"Mine says... "Swarley.""
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"It's not even a name."
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"Who would ever be called "Swarley"?"
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"Oh, please don't start calling me "Swarley.""
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"Man! What's up with Swarley?"
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"I know. You almost never see old Swarlz get that upset."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"It's only my mom."
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"What happened?"
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"Marshall asked out a girl."
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"Wow."
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"Well, if anything, that's Dad's fault."
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"That'll keep her going a while."
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"Oh, of course, you know, he had a little help."
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"Swarley hooked him up?"
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"Oh, good. You got my text."
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"I gave Marshall one of my secrets."
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"- So, what she say? - Nothing."
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"I don't think she heard me. It's pretty busy up there."
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"What? You gave her the look right?"
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"hands in pockets, shoulders up,"
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"head slightly tilted, conveying shy vulnerability."
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"I think so."
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"Pumpkin latte for Marshall."
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"I didn't order that."
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"Phone number."
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"I love that look."
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"I think I slept with you because of that look."
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"And it's fake?"
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"Oh, and you biting your lower lip, shyly looking away"
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"and thrusting your chest out is natural?"
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"Yeah, I hear you."
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"- Hey! - Hey, guys."
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"Are you free tomorrow night?"
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"I was thinking of having a wine tasting slash"
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""help me catch the rat in my apartment" party."
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"That's a great idea. You can put out cheese for both."
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