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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"I should invite Marshall, right?"
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"It'd be weird if I didn't."
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"Yeah, I don't think he can go."
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"Really? Why not?"
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"Uh, okay, um..."
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"Lily, we have to tell you something."
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"Marshall has a date."
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"Oh. Well... good for him."
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"Really? You're okay with it?"
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"Look, we've been broken up almost six months."
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"I mean, I'm not thrilled about the idea,"
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"but he has every right to date someone else."
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"That's very mature."
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"Why are you holding the phone?"
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"Oh, shoot."
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"That's hilarious, Mom."
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"Didn't even notice."
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"Hey, dude, by the way, I really like that suit."
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"Tell me about the fabric. Is it foreign or something?"
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"- It's Moroccan, actually. - Whoa."
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"I got a call for Swarley."
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"Is there a Swarley here?"
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"You weren't interested in my suit at all, were you?"
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"- Hmm? - Swarley!"
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"Yeah, I know he's there. It's really important."
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"Could you ask again?"
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"Important call for Swarley!"
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"Stop calling me that."
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"Hi."
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"- I'll be right back. - It's right back there."
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"And she likes me?"
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"She likes Italian food. I also like Italian food."
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"And I think we're going to go out again."
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"- Dude, you gotta ditch her. - Obviously."
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"Why?"
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"She's got the crazy eyes."
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"Dude. The eyes."
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"They're crazy."
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"It's a well-documented condition of the pupils, or pupi."
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"No. Just pupils."
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"It's an indicator of future mental instability."
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"You just can't see it because you're afflicted"
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"with "haven't been laid in a while" blindness."
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"She was too far away in the coffee place,"
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"but when I saw her up close just now..."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Hi."
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"You guys, I'm not going to stop dating Chloe"
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"You can keep going out with her, but you're gonna regret it."
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"I saw that she had the crazy eyes..."
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"...but I ignored it."
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"Barney, can I ask you a question?"
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"Anything."
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"Great. It'll be you, me and Mr. Weasels."
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"So, did you do it?"
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"No. It ended up being just a twosome"
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"with the third one watching from a chair."
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"Which one were you?"
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"I'd rather not say."
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"and then I met Jeanine."
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"She had serious crazy eyes."
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"I told myself I was just imagining it, but then..."
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"So, should we go get a drink?"
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"As long as it's in your apartment."
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"So, where do you live?"
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"You guys, Chloe is not gonna do any of that stuff."
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"She's a nice girl from Nebraska."
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"She's not crazy."
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"She's... she's awesome."
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"But you can't avoid the crazy eyes forever."
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"Hello?"
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"Are you the one who's called me like nine times?"
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"Yeah. Could you come get me?"
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"Please. I'm so scared."
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"This weird midget guy started following me"
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"and he was screaming at me"
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"and he had a limp and a big hump on his back"
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"and the police didn't believe me"
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"and I almost got trampled by a horse and..."
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"God I must sound totally crazy to you right now."
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"Not at all."
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"So, she's needy crazy."
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"That's one of the worst kinds."
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"I've had one of those."
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"Makes up stories to get attention."
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"Went out with her for three weeks-- her dad died twice."
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"Maybe the story is true."
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"What in the world would make you believe that's a true story?"
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"They always are."
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"- You all done with that, Ted? - Yeah."
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"That's just sad."
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"Sorry, Swarley."
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"So, do just you and Ted live here"
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"or does Swarley live here, too?"
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"What was that?"
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"Oh, I, uh, dropped my keys."
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"So, here you go."
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"Two pumpkin beers."
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"I was joking. They're regular beers."
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"What is that?"
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"No."
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"Why would I do that?"
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"I had a really nice time tonight."
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"Yeah, me, too. Stop blinking."
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"I like your eyes a lot, too."
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"Stop!"
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"Now, kids, I know Lily hiding in the apartment"
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"but when you hear her side of the story,"
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"well, it's still pretty crazy."
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"What's up Swarlz?"
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"I will not let this become a thing. It's over."
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"No more Swarley. No Swarlz."
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"No more Swar-lay."
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"No more Swar... wait for it... ley."
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"No more Bob Swarley, mon."
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"No more. No! It's over."
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"Do you understand?"
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"- Yes. - Yes."
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"- Why didn't you call me? - Was I supposed to call you?"
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"Yes, about the whole Marshall- dating-another-girl thing."
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