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Clips from Superstore (2015) - District Manager (S03E03)

"Oh, okay. Phew."
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"I'm not, like, gonna literally cut her."
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"Okay, tell me about Marcus White."
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"What's his IQ? Because if it's low enough,"
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"we get a tax break."
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"So out of the blue, she just decided to fire Myrtle?"
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"Exactly."
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"Well, I don't know. I just met her."
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"I think you do know."
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"I might have mentioned that Myrtle is not"
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"What? Why would you say that?"
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"Because she asked me about Myrtle."
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"So you led with, "Myrtle's not good at her job"?"
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"No, I led with, "She's very sweet","
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"Are we gonna stand around and just point fingers,"
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"for a few more minutes."
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"Myrtle's a fixture."
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"I mean, would you want me to fire the light bulbs"
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"or to... would you want me to throw our plumbing out into the cold?"
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"I would, if the pipes cost us more than any other pipe"
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"for doing inferior work."
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"Look, I'm sure she will find another job, Glenn."
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"Who's gonna hire her?"
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"She's useless."
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"Can I at least wait until the end of the day?"
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"I would like to show her one last perfect day"
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"before she wanders off into the great unknown."
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"How do you live with yourself?"
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"Is sighing really gonna help me go faster?"
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"There, how do you like it?"
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"Okay, I-I don't know how you check out people so quickly."
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"Why don't you just go into Glenn's computer and change your stats?"
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"You can do that?"
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"You kidding me? I do it all the time."
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"Why do you think I never work Fridays"
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"but get paid for Fridays?"
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"Not really."
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"'Cause if you think about it..."
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"It's cheating. It's 100% cheating."
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"I think Garrett makes a good point."
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"Well, I guess while you're in there,"
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"I just get nervous if I go too tight, it'll hurt the baby."
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"I think we would have heard something about it."
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"No, no!"
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"I'll do it. I can do it."
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"Oh, it's pretty tight. I don't know."
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"Sandra, I swear to God."
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"Why don't you just tell Laurie you're fat?"
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"This is clearly a baby bump."
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"We could pad you all over,"
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"Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Tyler Perry."
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"I am not intentionally just naming black actors."
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"Sandra, if I didn't need your Hulu password,"
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"I would kill you right now."
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"Myrtle, what would be your idea of a perfect day?"
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"I guess I'd like to spend one more day"
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"with my late husband, Charlie."
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"Oh, okay, but what about a perfect day in the store?"
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"Okay, I'm not God."
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"Hey, Myrtle, you borrowed some scissors, and I need them back."
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"You leave her alone!"
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"This is Myrtle's day!"
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"You take all the scissors you want, honey."
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"Hey, Laurie, um, can we talk to you?"
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"Mm, he does look like a male Tinkerbell."
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"Okay, Amy, I really don't want to fire anyone, right?"
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"Certainly not a sweet old lady,"
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"but corporate is on me to cut the budget."
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"Could she keep her job then?"
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"She makes $20 bucks an hour."
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"Myrtle?"
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"Dude, yeah, no, that makes sense."
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"It's nice to see a woman not just making 79 cents on the dollar."
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"We can find those savings."
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"I just cut my own home budget down simply by going"
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"to the library when I need the Internet,"
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"so if we do it, can she keep her job?"
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"Give it a try."
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"- All right. - Thank you."
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"I... It's tough."
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"Come on, you went to business school."
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"Can't you just track down some wasteful spending?"
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"It's not like there's a line item for wasteful spending."
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"Well, let's think outside the box or"
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"cut the pork."
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"Those are words, yes."
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"Come on, Jonah. You can do this!"
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"Find the money!"
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"Show Mama the money."
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"O-okay, all right, okay, I appreciate the energy, Mama."
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"But can you let me focus?"
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"Yeah, okay, whatever you need."
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"Well, okay, we leave the A/C on in March."
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"If we turn both of them off,"
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"that would save us $200."
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"Mama smells the bacon 'cause Papa found the pork!"
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"- 200 bucks! - I don't like any of this."
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"Why are you shutting the blinds?"
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"Oh, you're afraid we might get caught"
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"changing your register scores?"
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"Fine. Can we just change the scores so we can get out of here?"
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"All right, I'm just looking for the right window."
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"Glenn's taxes,"
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"Google search for how many tomatoes in the world,"
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"his church's MySpace page."
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"Ah, here we are. Employee records."
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"- Okay. - Your UPM score is now 120."
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"120? Isn't that kinda high?"
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"I don't know, man. I mean, we're here."
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"You're right."
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"This is my Tonya Harding moment,"
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"and I've gotta claw my way to the top."
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"Okay."
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"121."
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"Do you have any sugar?"
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"There you go."
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"Oh, my goodness. Myrtle, look."
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"Isn't that Channel 4 weatherman Skipper Sailes in our very store?"
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"I don't know. I watch Channel 5"
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"with Craig Moeller."
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