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Clips from Superstore (2015) - District Manager (S03E03)

"Ever. In general."
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"- Nice recovery. - Man, I hope she's a WILF."
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"I'm excited to have a woman in charge."
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"The world's moving too fast."
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"Or we could just treat her like she's a human being."
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"What?"
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"Fred Astaire did but backwards and in high heels."
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"You're only defending her because she's a woman."
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"standing around talking about her appearance."
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"Exactly."
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""Big Time." "Top Hat.""
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"Ugh, Laurie's gonna be looking at our stats,"
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"Who cares if you're bad at one thing?"
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"at texting and driving."
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"They're on planets most of the time."
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"That's just an ignorant comment."
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"you're the floor manager, right?"
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"Sal Kazlauskas, who has a lot of open"
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"Thank you. Well, I had to have sex"
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"I'm kidding."
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"Oh, uh, yeah. Okay, sure."
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"It's like the saying."
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"We try and keep Carol and Sandra on opposite sides of the store."
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"And Justine Sikowicz?"
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"Good to know."
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"Okay, why don't you tell me about Cody?"
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"- No, I just mean fire her. - Oh, um..."
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"Yeah, that's exactly what happened."
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"I don't know what's inside of her mind."
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"very good at her job."
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"and she's not very good at her job.""
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"or are you gonna help me fix this?"
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"I was thinking we could point fingers"
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"Okay, I'm asking you to fire her, not kill her."
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"You're just wasting air."
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"You think I should?"
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"Well, isn't that kind of like cheating?"
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"I'm gonna do it."
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"you can change your employee photo too."
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"Enough about the photo!"
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"I had a lot of sodium that morning."
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"Women have been wearing corsets for centuries."
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"If a little squeezing hurt,"
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"Fine, I'll go get Justine to help."
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"Because fat people are fat everywhere."
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"like how they do Hollywood actors."
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"If Charlie came in the store."
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"Sure, who's this?"
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"Hi, um, I'm Jonah. Simms."
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"Uh, you can't fire Myrtle."
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"She is an invaluable asset to this store."
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"What if we found the savings elsewhere?"
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"Sure, yeah."
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"Like, that's a thing, right?"
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"I know you can do this. Come on, baby!"
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"It's just competing with the heat."
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"Neither do I, but Mama can't stop."
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"Okay."
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"So no one can see us."
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"You might as well change it to something impressive."
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"It's a little less obvious."
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"Excuse me, young lady."
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"I could have sworn you said Channel 4."
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"Craig's the best."
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"Huh? What?"
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"Do you wanna put the box down?"
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"Just ask the question!"
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"Just have to, uh, use the restroom."
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"So maybe we can discuss that later."
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"Great."
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"If we don't find enough budget cuts to cover"
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"her salary, Laurie is gonna fire Myrtle."
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"Like being a bitch."
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"Yeah, only women can use the word "bitch,""
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"To be honest, I'm not sure what on track would look like."
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"Hey, if Hitler was a woman, would you be defending Hitler?"
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"I'm not sure one hosts a holocaust."
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"Don't mansplain her."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Me too."
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"I think we solved sexism, guys."
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"All right, Myrtle."
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"keep it groovy."
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"But, uh, wow. Thank you."
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"121!"
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"That's so stupid."
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"Hey, you know what would be a good idea?"
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"and "Star Trek" are the same thing."
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"- You're a good man. - Look how good she's doing."
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"Oh, that's my car."
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"Great."
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"Here."
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"Thank you, Cheyenne."
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"- Bees! - What?"
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"A very big slice, Jonah."
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"I mean, I couldn't finish that."
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"But when the store shifts over to LED and motion sensors,"
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"Yeah, you know, if someone offered me a slice that size"
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"- Go to the end. - Okay."
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"I'm sorry, was that the donkey from "Shrek"?"
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"- the total savings comes to... - $18,326."
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"Wow."
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"That, I have to admit, is very impressive."
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"honestly, I didn't think that you'd be able to do it."
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"Laurie."
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"Ah, quitting time, huh?"
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"Smoke some cigarettes, jump on my trampoline."
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"you look different."
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"You should know better."
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"A-word?"
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"Yeah, gender neutral."
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"Best day."
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"Good morning, everyone."
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"Good morning."
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"Okay, let's focus up."
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"Quiet!"
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"Morning, everyone."
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"Okay, uh, before the new district manager gets here,"
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"I just wanted to warn you her name is Laurie Neustadt."
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"And she's a woman,"
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"so let's not act like that's weird."
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