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Clips from Superstore (2015) - District Manager (S03E03)

"Oh. O-okay."
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"Hey, it's cool."
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"Craig's great."
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"Really good at what he does."
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"So, uh, Glenn,"
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"maybe you can just reimburse me for the coffee now."
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"Yeah, later."
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"Yeah, it's just otherwise, I need to submit it"
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"- to the station as a... - I said later, Skipper Sailes!"
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"Hey, you're Dina, right?"
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"- Uh... - The assistant manager?"
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"Ah..."
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"I have a quick question about the shrink reports."
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"Sure, shoot."
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"Okay. Uh, well, it says that shrink"
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"accounted for, like, 1.4% of total sales last month."
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"But at the same time, the regional average"
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"- actually dropped. - Mm..."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Now, starting in the month of..."
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"Hang on. August..."
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"So sorry. I, uh... hoo!"
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"Okay, great. You know what? I have to go too, so I'll tag along."
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"That's great. Just, uh, follow me this way."
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"You're bringing the kettlebells"
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"- to the bathroom? - Yes, I am."
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"They help me."
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"Okay, if we got rid of break room coffee,"
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"we would save another $300 a year."
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"Great, let's take it. That would put us over $8,000."
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"Hey, you guys taking the coffee?"
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"- Oh. - What?"
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"Are you kidding?"
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"Wait, why would she fire Myrtle?"
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"Nobody knows. It's just random."
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"It's because she's a bitch."
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"Laurie, not Myrtle."
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"Please, Jeff did all kinds of crappy things,"
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"and no one ever called him a bitch."
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"When Jeff changed the vendors for the vending machine,"
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"you called him a [bleep]."
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"Yeah, well, that's because the vending machine"
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"didn't have any Takis."
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"Sorry, if Laurie is being a bitch,"
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"wouldn't the truly sexist thing be for me"
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"to not call her a bitch?"
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"No, that's not the point."
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"Actually, I think I kind of agree with Marcus."
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"- What? - Yes!"
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"Red pill brothers."
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"No, I just mean if we had true equality,"
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"you could call out women for doing something terrible"
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"when they're doing something terrible."
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"See, there's that word again."
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"- Maybe let's not use that. - Don't?"
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"'cause we took that word back, right, ladies?"
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"No, bitch, the gays took that from you."
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"Okay, I think we're off track."
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"No, obviously not."
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"What if Oprah hosted the Holocaust?"
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"Okay, I'm not in favor of any holocaust,"
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"but if there was a holocaust, then yeah,"
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"Oprah's who I would want to host it."
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"And I actually agree with that."
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"- Yeah. - That's a really good..."
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"Myrtle, you've been with us a long time."
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"And all good things must come to an end."
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"Myrtle, I am trying to talk to you."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I..."
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"I just like looking at the trucks."
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"I always wanted to drive one of those."
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"Yep."
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"Breaker 1-9."
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"This is Myrtle the Turtle saying,"
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"Get off this channel."
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"Mateo, I've just been going over everyone's UPM numbers."
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"Your score's very impressive."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Um, I thought it was just average."
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"Maybe slightly above."
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"I mean, I've never seen 121 UPM before."
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"Good."
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"Stupid good."
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"I didn't even know that the lasers"
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"could read the bar codes that quickly."
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"Wow."
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"If Mateo did a demonstration of his technique"
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"for the rest of us."
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"- What? - I love that idea."
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"Okay, excellent. Yes."
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"Let's meet, register one, five minutes, okay?"
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"- Five minutes, we'll be there. - See you there."
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"O-okay."
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"What was that?"
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"That's what happens when you say that "Star Wars""
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"What... so this whole thing is just a setup because I insulted"
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"- your stupid space opera? - Shh!"
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"Save your energy."
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"Oh, God."
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"Is this everyone?"
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"Should we wait for more people?"
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"Mm, nope. We're ready."
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"Great."
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"Just..."
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"Ooh."
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"You don't wanna start with cold muscles."
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"Hey, you look pretty warm to me."
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"It's showtime, Mateo."
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"Okay."
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"So, um..."
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"first thing is, um,"
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"check the equipment."
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"So..."
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"Oh. Ah, looks like it's broken."
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"So now we begin."
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"Oh, I got stung!"
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"Get out of the store! There's killer bees!"
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"Killer bees!"
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"This red area here"
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"represents all the money the store spends on utilities."
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