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Clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - The Outrageous Okona (S02E02)

"PlCARD: Captain's log, stardate 42402.7"
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"which colonized the planets two centuries ago"
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"Unidentified vessel approaching."
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"[COMPUTER BEEPlNG]"
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"Sensor readings show it to be a small Class Nine vessel."
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"One life sign aboard, sir."
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"Armed with lasers only."
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"[COMPUTER BEEPS]"
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"We are in position now, captain."
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"This is the U.S.S. Enterprise. Captain Jean-Luc Picard."
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"I'm harmless and not quite yet ready for a mercy killing."
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"Rogue?"
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"Audio on. Do you have a burnout in your guidance system, captain?"
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"These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise."
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"Easy, easy."
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"OKONA: Understood. - Transporter Room,"
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"prepare for the beaming. We're on our way."
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"the attraction that l have for you."
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"Blame the pattern of my life, Lieutenant La Forge."
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"Maybe."
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"- You don't know what a joke is? - Of course l do."
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"Apparently he knows how to handle people as well."
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"l already have."
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"l never said that. l simply said that l've never seen you laugh."
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"Data, do you even know what a joke is?"
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"Of course l do. lt is a witticism, a gag, a bon mot,"
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"- Humanoid. - Yes."
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"- l am not laughing. - Yes."
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"Computer, l wish to know more about humor."
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"Please specify."
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"- More generic. - Accessing."
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"Tip O'Neill. Accessing."
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"Ooh. Ooh, ah."
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"Access faster."
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"Faster. Move to maximum speed."
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"The guy says, "l want a second opinion"."
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"Data, you spoiled the joke."
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"l mean, it could have been your timing."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"A monk, a clone and a Ferengi decided to go bowling together--"
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"WORF: Extending."
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"- Class Seven. Crew complement, 26. WORF: Still no response."
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"[COMPUTER BEEPlNG]"
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"Captain, they are now locking lasers on us."
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"Regulations do call for a Yellow Alert."
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"Well, make it so, Number One. And reduce speed."
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"[GROWLS]"
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"Viewer on."
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"For what reason have you locked your weapons on us?"
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"On what authority?"
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"l expect him to be turned over to my authority immediately."
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"Sensors indicate it's a security vessel from the Planet Straleb."
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"Another glob fly."
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"A Klingon fly, half the size of an Earth mosquito,"
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"Mr. Okona, to the bridge immediately."
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"Our honor and prestige are at stake."
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"l will respond to your request shortly. Viewer off."
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"Now!"
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"Am l going to meet Captain Picard?"
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"- Definitely. - l say something funny?"
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"l'm talking about a man named Debin."
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"set on this provocative course?"
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"- Which ship? - What? Uh..."
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"l don't suppose you can give me any indication why this man wants you."
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"[SlGHS]"
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"- Let them all see each other. - Yes, sir."
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"- lt is if it involves Okona. PlCARD: Gentlemen."
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"PlCARD: Mute."
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"My predicament is what to do with you."
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"l'm sorry."
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"l'm not going to apologize for the way l am or how l live my life."
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"that's between me and Yanar, no one else."
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"MAN: Let's have a look at that."
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"- Don't you ever stay anywhere? - Not for long."
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"l guess leaving's gotten easy for you."
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"You should be able to install this in roughly five minutes."
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"[SlGHS]"
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"[COMPUTER BEEPS]"
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"Leave your weapons behind. Let's keep this civilized."
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"- Worf, see to our guests. WORF: Aye, sir."
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"And then, to steal from us. l want him now."
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"l will take Yanar as my wife."
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"- No, you can't. - My son is right."
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"Yanar is carrying my child."
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"Now we're hearing some truth."
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"Because l didn't believe for one moment that you could catch him."
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"Along with some new jokes, l hope."
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"OKONA: Yanar..."
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"and maybe the timing and the approach is not the most romantic,"
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"because your parents have been quarreling for years"
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"l've carried your messages back and forth for almost six months."
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"You feel for him the same way he feels for you."
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"lt is your child. lt's our child."
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"No, no, no, no, no. You'll live on Atlec."
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"l will not have this man raising my grandson."
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"- Your grandson? KUSHELL: My grandson."
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"Thank you."
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"[PlANO MUSlC PLAYS]"
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"Good evening, ladies and germs."
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"[ALL LAUGHlNG]"
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"[ALL LAUGHlNG]"
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"[ALL LAUGHlNG]"
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"that was hired and fired in the same night."
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"Being able to make people laugh,"
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"No, but there is nothing more uniquely human."
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"- Thank you, Captain Picard. - Good-bye, Captain Okona."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"We are traveling in the Omega Sagitta System"
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"traversing between twin planets that form the coalition of Madena."
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"Both worlds are populated by a humanoid race"
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"and which now coexist under a precarious but successful treaty."
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"Probably an interplanetary cargo ship."
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"- l have its call sign now, sir. WORF: Confirmed."
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"lts cargo holds are empty."
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"The readout shows its guidance system is malfunctioning."
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"The pilot is attempting to hold course manually."
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"l recommend we set the Enterprise on an intercept course"
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"in case he needs emergency assistance."
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"Make it so, Mr. Crusher."
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"Open hailing frequencies."
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