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Clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) - The Outrageous Okona (S02E02)

"- Hailing frequencies open. - On viewer."
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"OKONA: And this is the cargo carrier Erstwhile."
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"Captain Okona at your service, sir."
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"There's no need for your phasers, captain."
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"You were never considered a danger, captain."
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"Oh, that's a shame. l can remember when l was at least considered a risk."
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"l'm the owner and operator of this craft,"
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"and since we both know that you've already scanned it,"
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"you know l'm alone and empty."
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"Which is truly a rare occasion for a man of my charm and talent."
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"Mute main viewer."
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"- Counselor? TROl: His emotions suggest"
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"he's mischievous, irreverent, and somewhat brazen."
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"The word that seems to best describe him is rogue."
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"Ah. Cad, knave, rake, rascal, villain, wild elephant--"
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"Yes, Data, but there is no malevolence or ill will."
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"Whoa. Since you're able to diagnose my problems,"
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"how about helping me fix them?"
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"Captain, we can easily repair the type of system he uses."
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"We can accommodate you, captain."
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"This is the First Officer. lf you prepare to shut down your engines,"
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"we can lock on the tractor and beam you here."
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"Sir, recommend limited access to our ship."
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"PlCARD: Agreed. - Data, lock on the tractor beam."
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"Transporter Chief, prepare to beam him aboard."
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"ROBlNSON: Ready on your command, sir."
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"Excuse me, commander, is that a woman's voice I hear?"
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"Yes. Now please follow Commander Riker's instructions"
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"so our ship can get back to its normal routine."
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"OKONA: Whatever you say, captain."
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"Something funny?"
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"Well, the unexpected is our normal routine."
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"PlCARD: Space."
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"The final frontier."
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"lts continuing mission to explore strange new worlds"
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"to seek out new life and new civilizations."
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"To boldly go where no one has gone before."
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"Hold it steady, Wesley."
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"- Ready to link up on my command. - Aye, sir."
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"Engage."
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"Captain Okona, shut down your engines."
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"Wesley, Data, let's go."
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"Your weapons, please."
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"A Klingon security officer?"
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"WORF: Yes."
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"No wars available, eh?"
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"lt's more a piece ofjewelry than a weapon. A remembrance."
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"Welcome aboard, Captain Okona. l'm Commander Riker."
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"lf you'll turn over the inoperative part to Commander Data,"
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"l'd be most happy to do the work myself, commander."
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"l'm sort of the hands-on type."
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"l think you'd find the tools we use rather unusual, sir."
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"l can believe that. May l at least watch?"
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"- That can be arranged. - Good, then."
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"Commander, l leave this in your capable hands."
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"Sir, this is Commander Data. l'm just an Acting Ensign."
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"Well, Acting Ensigns have names, don't they?"
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"Wesley. Wesley Crusher."
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"Nice to meet you, Acting Ensign, Wesley, Wesley Crusher."
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"And thank you"
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"for beaming me here and enabling me to see a truly beautiful woman."
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"You have the majestic carriage and loveliness"
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"that could surely be traced back to the noblest families."
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"Well, l'm sure you've said that to many ladies before"
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"and it was no more true then than it is now."
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"But it's how l say it that's really important."
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"The warmth,"
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"The attraction that we share."
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"Mr. Okona appears to have excellent vision,"
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"as well as a healthy libido."
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"RlKER: Captain Okona,"
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"if you follow Commander Data, you can get started right away."
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"[SlGHS]"
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"Now, that's sex appeal."
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"Sexual attraction in this context is not a part of my programming."
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"l am an android."
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"Well, then, have you seen any good-looking computers lately?"
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"That's a joke. lt's funny."
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"Oh. Of course it is."
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"[LAUGHlNG]"
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"- Will that do what the original did? - lt sure will. And better."
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"Let me show you."
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"On your old one here, the Zelebium contacts wore down and then fused."
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"Now what l've done is replace them with Tricellite."
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"Tricellite isn't available in this system if l ever had to replace it."
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"Don't worry, you won't. Your ship will never outlast this part."
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"Because of the part or the way l fly my ship?"
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"[LAUGHlNG]"
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"Well, this part. But the stress test did show"
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"that you tend to push your ship a little beyond its designed capabilities."
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"Because it relegates me to cargo carrying"
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"rather than the grand explorations you enjoy,"
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"l am forced to add a measure of flamboyancy and zest"
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"to the doldrums of my existence."
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"- Have you ever been cold? - No."
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"- Warm then? - No."
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"- What about drunk, ever do that? - From alcohol?"
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"- That is not possible for me, sir. - Pity."
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"What about love?"
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"- The act or the emotion? - They're both the same."
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"l believe that statement to be inaccurate, sir."
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"Life"
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"is like loading twice your cargo weight onto your spacecraft."
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"lf it's canaries,"
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"and you can keep half of them flying all the time."
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"You're all right."
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"l doubt that statement is entirely accurate either, sir."
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"Accurate? That was a joke l just told you."
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"l do not understand."
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"lt is a witticism, a gag, a bon mot,"
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"a fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending."
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"That's the dictionary meaning. l'm talking about humor, fun."
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"Do you know what funny is?"
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"Where is 806?"
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"Right over there, sir. Why?"
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"You probably wouldn't understand that either."
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"ROBlNSON: Hello, there."
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"- Status on the repair? - Working on it."
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"Commander, what do you think of Captain Okona?"
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"Well, Okona is an interesting man certainly."
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