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Clips from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

"Take it, Russ."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Sure, Russ. We're kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas..."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"...by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh..."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"...and select that most important of Christmas symbols."
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"We're not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties..."
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"...with the Santa Clauses on it, are we? No, I have one of those at home."
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"What we're looking for today is the Griswold family Christmas tree."
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"What's the matter? Some jackass is riding my tail."
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"Clark! Don't provoke them."
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"Hey, kids, look a deer."
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"You wanna ride behind somebody who does that?"
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"I'll pull around them and leave them behind us."
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"Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber."
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"Dad, I think what you mean is, "Burn rubber," and, "Eat my dust.""
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"Speaking of Christmas trees, kids, can one of you tell me..."
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"Honey, please! I'll do the driving, okay?"
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"Clark, we're stuck under a truck!"
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"For chrissake, I didn't do this on purpose!"
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"...all the way out to nowhere and waste a whole Saturday?"
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"They invented them because people forgot how to have an old-fashioned Christmas..."
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"They walked out into the woods, picked out the tree and cut it with their hands."
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"Yes, honey? Audrey's frozen from the waist down."
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"That's all part of the experience, honey."
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"The Griswold family Christmas tree."
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"Isn't it a little big? It's not big, it's just full."
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"It's going in our living room."
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"Look at it. It really is beautiful, Clark."
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"It's something else, huh, Russ? Yeah, Dad."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"...of kith and kin."
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"Dad, did you bring a saw?"
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"Hey, Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
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"Bend over and I'll show you."
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"I wasn't talking to you."
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"Clark, do you think there's enough room for the angel?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Oh, sure, honey. I have a little more trimming to do..."
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"...but that won't be a problem. Ready?"
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"I give you the Griswold family Christmas tree."
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"There's a lot of sap in here."
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"Did I tell you I talked to my mother today?"
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"It's not too late to change our plans. No, no, that's great. That's great."
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"Honey, they're family. They're not strangers off the street."
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"And your mother accusing my mother of waxing her upper lip."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"And then they don't speak to each other-- Your mother waxes her upper lip?"
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"I want to have Christmas here in our house."
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"It means a lot to me. All my life I've wanted to have a big family Christmas."
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"You should be looking at a fat Christmas bonus this year, huh?"
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"...prevents the milk from penetrating it. Yeah."
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"The question is, what will you do with that bonus?"
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"I hope my Christmas bonus check will cover it."
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"Were you working on that non-nutritive cereal varnish?"
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"I've got to give a speech to a trade group."
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"I'd like to mention it. Write a brief summary and have it to me by the end of the day."
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"My pleasure. Layman's terms."
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"None of that inside bullshit jargon nobody understands."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"...and my family and I are very flattered that you remembered us."
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"Corporate cards."
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"Don't forget that report, Bill. Yes, sir. Thank you. Merry Christmas."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
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"I was just smelling-- Smiling. I was just blouse-- Browsing."
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"What? What happened?"
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"Wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if stores were less hooter--"
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"Yes. Oh, do I? How did that happen? Because it's cold out."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Yes. Yes. It is. It's a bit nipply out. I mean, nippy out."
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"There is a nip in the air though. Can I take something out for you?"
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"I was just.... I was just looking at something for my wife."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Obviously she doesn't wear underwear. And there are plenty of shopping days left..."
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"...until adultery-- Adulthood. Which is to say Christmas, as in Yule."
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"Yule log. Not a log, I don't have a log."
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"But, I mean, you know, just if I had a log..."
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"...not in the sense that you think I said I did. Good golly."
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"Well, that's my name. No shit."
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"Would you like this one? Sure."
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"These are cut really high on the hip. Look, I'm wearing something similar."
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"See? You can't see the line."
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"You can't see the line, can you, Russ? No."
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"That's a Christmas present from a very dear friend of mine."
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"Folks! Folks! Folks! Merry Christmas."
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"Mom. Sweetheart."
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"Of course I do. They took a pint of fluid out of my back."
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"Think it's changing color? No."
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"You're not getting the garage space. After what you did--"
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"I'm doing the parking. Russ, you want to help?"
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"Mom, they're not sleeping in my room. I'm gonna go crazy, Mom."
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"Sweetheart. Your grandma Nora's got a real painful burr on my heel."
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"A quarter. A quarter. I'll give Audrey a quarter too."
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"This is what Christmas is all about."
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"I'll park the cars and check the luggage..."
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"...and yeah, I'll be outside for the season."
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"We're gonna have the best-looking house in town."
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"I've always wanted to do this. That's a lot of lights, Dad."
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"I'm sure it's a lot of work too, but if I'm out in the cold..."
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"...and I'm committed to decorating the house, I'm gonna do it right..."
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"...and I'm gonna do it big."
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"You want something you can be proud of, don't you?"
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"You think you might be overdoing it, Dad? When was the last time I overdid anything?"
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"I'll get the other box."
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"I hope he falls and breaks his neck. I'm sure he'll fall."
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"But I don't think we're lucky enough to have him break his neck."
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"But nothing is going to dampen the spirit of this holiday crowd, I can tell you that."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Oh, here they are. Here come the nuts. These look like giant nuts to me."
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"Yeah, I'm reminded of a couple years ago, the winds were so high here..."
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"...we almost lost Santa's reindeer."
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"Rudolph's red nose took out a third floor window at Marshall Field's."
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"Well, can we at least forbid them to answer the phone?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Alex called this morning. Grandpa Clark told him I couldn't come to the phone..."
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"...because I was going to the bathroom. We're all making sacrifices, Audrey."
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"Everybody? Do you sleep with your brother?"
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"Do you know how sick and twisted that is, Mom?"
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"...when I'm not lying right next to him."
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"Well, I don't know what to say except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."
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"Ellen, are you smoking again?"
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"No!"
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"Clark. Dinner's ready. Okay, honey. I'm starving."
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"Obviously something had to break the window!"
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"Something had to hit the stereo!"
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"And why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo."
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"You want to hurry this up, Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off."
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"Two hundred and fifty strands of light, 100 individual bulbs per strand..."
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"Twenty-five thousand. Well, I hope nobody I know drives by..."
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