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Clips from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

"If they know your dad, they won't think anything of it."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"I dedicate this house to the Griswold family Christmas."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Drum roll."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Beautiful, Clark. Talk about pissing your money away."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"He worked really hard, Grandma. So do washing machines."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Let's get in where it's warm."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Clark, baby, I can picture it in my mind. And it's breathtaking."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Thanks, Mom. It's probably a bad bulb, son."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"You know, if one goes out, the whole thing doesn't work."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"I did that, Dad. I can't-- Now, look, if you need any help..."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Thank you, sweetheart."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Well, Dad, it was a good try. Thanks, Russ."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"We checked every bulb, didn't we? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm sure of it."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Where the hell is that cold coming from?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"I need to get a few more-- Pay by check."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"I will. Not a card? No. If they return it, then it's a hassle...."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Help! Daddy, is Clark coming?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"I'm sure he wants to come shopping and have lunch with us."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"He's got another car. He can drive. I have to eat so I can take my back pills."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Ellen! Hey! Ellen!"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"After you shower, of course. Of course."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"You want me to do the drum roll thing? No, it's okay. Here goes nothing."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"I don't understand it."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"The house lights don't work, the flood lights don't work."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Maybe the kids have been fooling around with it. I'll check in back."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Clark!"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Clark!"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Wait a minute. I don't believe this! What's all the yelling about?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Twenty-five thousand twinkle lights."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"What?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"What the hell? What is wrong with this?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Go! Go! Do it!"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Dad, it's beautiful!"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Oh, Clark, it's so lovely. Mom."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"You deserve a home like this to spend Christmas in."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"It's a beaut, Clark. It's a beaut. Dad, Dad, Dad."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Thank you, thank you."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Russ. Audrey."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"It's just wonderful. Yeah."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Thanks for being here. The little lights are not twinkling."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Eddie?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Oh, the house is gorgeous, Clark. Eddie?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Kids, come on out here and see what Uncle Clark's done to the house."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Eddie?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Eddie?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Yeah. If you don't remember, this here is Rocky."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"He's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"You remember Ruby Sue? Oh, yeah."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"I don't know."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"We named him that because he's got this sinus condition."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Snots, you roll over and let Uncle Clark scratch your belly."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"You ain't never seen a set on a dog like this one's got, Clark."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"That's okay, Eddie."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"...and he'll love you till the day you die."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"We were gonna call, but Eddie wanted to make it a surprise."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Yeah. You surprised? Surprised, Eddie?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"We're pretty well set up here in the RV. It's a little tight..."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"...but we didn't come to impose. Hell, there's plenty of room."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Cathrine and I, we're pretty comfy in there, you know."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"But maybe you wouldn't mind the youngsters shacking up with you."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Why don't you run and get the kids' things? Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Come on. I wanna show you the home."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"That's a honey of a tree, Clark. Is it real?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Yeah. Yeah, I dug it out of the ground myself."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Don't worry about it, Clark. A little tree water ain't gonna hurt him."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Boy, when he lifted his leg the next morning...."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"If he drinks the water, the tree's gonna dry up. Come on, out of there."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Snots. Out, out, out."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Get out of there. Get in the kitchen now."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Get in the kitchen there and get you something to eat. Go on."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"A word of warning, though. If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Never thought the day would come. Yeah, I'm excited about it too."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"College? Carnival."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"He thinks maybe next year..."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"...he'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak Woman."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"You ever see her? No."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And a hell of a good cook."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"No, I'm doing just fine, Clark. Just glad to be here."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Yeah. So when did you get the tenement on wheels?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"...I took the RV. It's a good-looking vehicle, ain't it?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Yeah. Looks so nice parked in the driveway."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Yeah, it sure does. But don't you go falling in love with it now."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Because we're taking it with us when we leave here next month."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Well, get Ed Leftic up here to look over these figures."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"It's me, Clark Griswold. What do you want?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Put it over there with the others, greaseball."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"And get me somebody while I wait."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"This is a new silicon-based kitchen lubricant my company's been working on."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"We're gonna fly down the hill with this stuff."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"I had to have it replaced because every time Cathrine revved up the microwave..."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Over at the V.A. they had to replace it with a plastic one and it ain't as strong, so...."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"I don't know if I ought to go down no hill with nothing between..."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"...the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"You really think it matters, Eddie? The plate runs underneath my part here."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"But here, if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't gonna look right."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Yeah, I know the feeling. I better try this first, see how it works."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Going for a new amateur recreational saucer-sled land-speed record:"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Clark W. Griswold Jr.!"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Look out!"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Bill, did you get your bonus yet?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"I just talked to my son."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"If I don't get that bonus, I'm in it up to here."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Don't sweat it. It'll come. Merry Christmas. Same to you."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Uncle Clark, are you Santy Claus?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"What?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"You scared me."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"What are you doing up, sweetheart?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Rocky bit my thumb. What?"
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"I don't think he should be nervous and you shouldn't be either."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"If you've been good all year round, Santa Claus is gonna bring you something."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"Sometimes I think all that Santa crap is just bull."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"We didn't do nothing wrong and we still got the shaft."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
"And in the next couple of days..."
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
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