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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"And you get to keep the duffel bag."
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"Something strange is going on."
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"And when I got back..."
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"Well, she-she said I hooked up with her?"
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"Sync: MiniBen314 Proofreading: MiniBen314, Flovap"
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"Ted, don't be crass."
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"This is impossible."
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"I was there. Trust me."
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"- What Web site? - Ted-Mosby-Is-A-Jerk-dot-com."
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"You look good. Have you lost weight?"
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"Barney!"
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"here's how it's gonna work. Now Lily,"
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"she knows what you look like,"
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"- Talking, we should be talking. - Words. Here are words."
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"- God, I know that's awful. I.... - Shh, go away."
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"No."
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"We are go."
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"I brought a copy of the bracket. Which one is she?"
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"I've spent the last two days trying to remember"
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"One shining moment You were willing to try"
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"One shining moment"
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"Even through I didn't find"
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"I did find out something"
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"very important about myself..."
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"I'm awesome."
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"Kids, back when we were younger,"
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"your uncle Marshall and I were really into college basketball."
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"Every year, March Madness would take over the entire apartment."
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"- Hey. What's with the blackboard? - It's our NCAA bracket."
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"Big board equals big luck!"
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"Hey, that looks familiar. Where did you get it?"
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"Hello."
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"There's no school today. It's a Saturday."
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"Of course. How could I forget?"
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"Dumbass."
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"- Big board! - Big luck!"
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"We found it. No big deal."
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"Anyway, every year, Ted and I go in together on this"
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"big money pool out in Staten Island."
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"The winner gets $100,000 stuffed in a duffel bag."
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"Why do you guys put yourselves through this? You lose every year."
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"That's because in the past, we were just guessing."
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"This year, we watched every game,"
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"read box scores, tracked injuries."
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"This isn't March Madness."
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"This is March Meticulously Thought-outness."
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"Your team lost 20 minutes ago."
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"I didn't know they were playing today."
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"You okay, Barney?"
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"I was down at the hardware store trying to get a little somethin' somethin'."
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"Wait. You go to the hardware store to pick up girls?"
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"There are four kinds of women who go to the hardware store by themselves."
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"Of course there are."
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"Single, recently single, recently divorced,"
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"lesbian who will let me watch."
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"You could not be more evil."
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"Sorry. Five. Recently widowed."
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"So, I'm talking to this girl..."
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"Look, I'm sure he's in a better place."
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"Now let's find you a sturdier ladder."
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"I was only gone for a second when..."
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"See? Skid-proof."
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"The same thing happened at the pet store yesterday."
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"Pet store?"
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"Single girl, mid-twenties, looking for a canine replacement for the boyfriend"
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"who just dumped her. Instead, finds Barney."
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"God bless you, Ted. You're reading my blog."
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"I'm really bored at work."
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"I'd call your ex a dog, but that would be an insult to little Ladybug here."
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"I want to take her home right now."
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"Not without a chew toy from Uncle Barney first."
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"I'm sorry, I'm already spoiling her, but, Diamond in the ruff?"
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"Could your heart just melt?"
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"Weird, right?"
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"The same thing happened last week at the museum."
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"Lily."
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"You pretend to be a struggling young artist who needs a new muse."
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"No. Marsh."
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"You're a millionaire art thief casing the joint for a thrill"
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"money can no longer give you!"
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"Oh. No. Robin."
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"You're going blind, and you're trying to soak up all the beauty in the world"
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"before the darkness descends."
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"Bingo!"
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"So, I was talking to this girl."
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"At this point, about 83%."
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"Soon, these audio guides will be all that I have left."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"My God, you are beautiful."
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"How about I get you a headset so you can see with your ears like I do?"
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"I couldn't have been gone more than 20 seconds, but when I came back..."
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"I also love the smell of great art."
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"Why does this keep happening?"
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"Maybe you're not as good a liar as you think you are."
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"Oh, really? Then why am I not in prison for perjury?"
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"But I don't want to talk about work."
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"Something weird is going on here."
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"But the next night got even weirder."
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"Alan Alda. It was Alan Alda."
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"You're never gonna believe what just happened."
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"Who was that, um, guy from Mash?"
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"The main guy. What...?"
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"Hawkeye from Mash. How can I be blanking on this?"
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"Alan Alda?"
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"No."
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"Hey, a word of advice?"
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"That guy you were talking to, Barney Stinson..."
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"I know he seems charming,"
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"but he's just saying whatever it takes to get in your pants."
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"Sleeping with Barney was the biggest mistake of my life."
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"Oh, my God. Where is she?"
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"She must have left."
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"What was her name? What did she look like?"
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"She didn't say her name, but she had blonde hair, boobs."
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"Kind of trashy."
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"Dead in the eyes with an aura of self-loathing and despair?"
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"That's all of them."
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"Okay. Stay calm."
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"Let's think this through."
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"One of the girls who I lied to, seduced and abandoned is trying to ruin my life."
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