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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Shouldn't be too hard to figure out which one it is."
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"Oh, dear God!"
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"Transcript: Raceman Resync: kabbage"
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"How I Met Your Mother 3x14 - The Bracket"
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"for the "Have You Met Team" for www.forom.com"
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"This is a nightmare."
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"Some woman that I slept with and screwed over is trying to ruin my life."
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"God, why is this happening to me?"
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"It's karma."
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"Nah, it's not Karma."
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"She's strippg in Vegas. Plus, we're good."
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"Look, if you want to figure out who it is, why don't you just"
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"start by checking your list?"
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"My list?"
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"Dude, do not pretend you're not the kind of guy"
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"who keeps a list of all the girls he's slept with."
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"I have one."
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"It's called my marriage license."
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"Come on, let's see the list."
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"I would never demean the women that I've slept with"
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"by putting their names on some tawdry list."
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"This is a scrapbook of all of the women I've slept with."
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"I made it at the Scrapbook Barn on 7th. Ask for Heloise. Tell her I sent you."
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"What do you think, Lil?"
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"You recognize the saboteur?"
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"I don't know, Barney. I only saw her face."
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"How many of these girls know they're being photographed?"
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"All of them, but only about half buy a copy on the way out."
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"Barney, you're never gonna figure out which one of these is the mystery woman."
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"All of these women have a right to hate you."
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"Oh, Lily, come on, lighten up. I mean, any girl"
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"who's gonna be with a guy like Barney and do this or"
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"that, or this and that, or do this with those in that..."
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"I mean, she should have known what she was getting into."
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"Absolutely."
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"And what I do with these women should be between me and them."
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"And you guys."
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"And Heloise. She helped me do the decoupage."
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"I don't know, Barney. I don't recognize any of these women."
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"I mean, some minor celebrities, one government official,"
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"and what appears to be a national fast food chain mascot."
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"There's too many girls."
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"How the hell am I gonna narrow this down?"
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"The top 64 women I've slept with, split into four regions."
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"This tournament will systematically narrow down"
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"which girl has the most cause to hate my guts."
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"Last girl standing has to be the saboteur."
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"Absolutely not, Barney. We are not going to make a game out"
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"of the women you've tricked into sleeping with you."
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"No way!"
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"The girl who thought he had 12 hours to live"
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"has way more cause to ruin his life"
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"than the girl he fake proposed to."
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"It's Fake Proposal Girl."
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"I mean, she hired a wedding planner!"
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"It's 12 hours to live! That girl flew them both to Paris!"
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"Oh, she only bought him a one-way ticket!"
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"Okay, okay, everybody! Hands."
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"12 hours to live!"
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"Damn it!"
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"Okay, toss up."
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""Thought I was Jorge Posada," or "You have my dead wife's kidney?""
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"- Kidney! - Jorge Posada!"
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"She bought Yankees season tickets to watch him play!"
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"- That's true... - It's Dead Wife's Kidney."
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"How are we even discussing this?"
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"- Fake Baby! - Lost at Sea!"
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"It's Fake Baby."
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"Down to the sweet 16."
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"And coming out of the Upper West Side,"
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"we have the number three seed, "Girl who thought I owned Google,""
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"up against the number seven seed, "Girl who thought I was a scuba instructor.""
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"- You got to go Scuba Instructor. - You're kidding me!"
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"- She got the bends! - Yeah, she did."
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"Boo."
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"- Evil Twin! - Prince of Norway!"
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"- How could it not be Prince of Norway?! - Barney, you're the tiebreaker."
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"- I'm going with Evil Twin. - You're kidding me!"
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"Sorry, but I did sleep with that girl twice. As Barney and Larney."
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"Okay, we're down to the Final Four."
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"What do you think, people? Come on, dig deep."
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"Oh! I can't decide. It could be any one of them."
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"Is that the blackboard from my classroom?"
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"Come on! Marshall?"
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"I'm tired and sad."
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"Mosby?"
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"I want to call my mom,"
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"Then this is as far as we get."
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"It's got to be Meg, Anna,"
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"Kate or Holly."
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"We are gonna track these girls down,"
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"and you're going to tell me which one approached you at the bar."
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"You guys stole my blackboard!"
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"Okay, there's her building."
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"When she comes out, I'm gonna hide,"
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"and once you figure out if she's the girl from the bar, we run like hell."
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"- No. - What do you mean, no?"
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"That woman, like every woman in your Final Four,"
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"deserves an apology, and I'm not telling you if she's the one"
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"until I hear you say, "I'm sorry.""
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"Are you nuts?"
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"That would involve me speaking to a woman I've already had sex with,"
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"which, frankly, is a little bit like changing the oil in a rental car."
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"Barney, you're doing this."
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"Lily, this girl hates me."
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"I hooked up with her in an apartment I was pretending was my own,"
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"told her I loved her, and then ditched her there."
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"She got arrested for trespassing, bit a cop, and spent eight days in jail."
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"Oh, crap, there she is! If she sees me, she's gonna kill me!"
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"Here's what we're gonna do. Hey, Meg! Over here!"
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"Look who it is! Your old friend Barney!"
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"Barney?"
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"If she kills me, I want you to go into my apartment,"
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"grab the metal briefcase under my bed and throw it in the East River."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Look, Meg, we need to talk."
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"It was all my fault."
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"I know it was, baby."
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"I just came on too strong."
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"And I forgive you."
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