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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Valerie Harper (S01E01)

"(♪ tea dance music)"
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"I think your brother is going to buy you a house."
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"Why?"
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"I heard him say you belong in a home."
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"Dip. Aah!"
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"You know, I just can't seem to hold on to a guy."
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"What is it, huh?"
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"I'm a real good-looker, a neat dresser, and a great cook."
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"Come on, tell me now. What's my problem?"
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"You're too introverted."
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"Pure garbage, man."
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"Why do you say that?"
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"Enough said?"
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"Uh... Dr. Tooth. Teeth."
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"Teeth. Do you think honesty is the best policy?"
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"Oh, positively."
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"Well, you are a terrible dancer."
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"Another crack like that"
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"and your best policy will be an insurance policy."
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"You'd better be careful. There's a bat coming your way."
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"Oh, that's all right. My uncle was a vampire."
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"It's not that kind of a bat."
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"A definite improvement."
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"So what do I do here?"
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"Oh, Sam, you just play the part of the bird."
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"Well, is this cultural?"
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"Oh, yeah. This is light opera. Gilbert and Sullivan."
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"Begin."
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"♪ On a tree by the river, a little tomtit"
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"♪ Sang..."
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"Uh... This is your part, Sam."
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"Willow, titwillow, titwillow."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"♪ And I said to him, "Dickeybird..."
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"That's you, Sam. You play the part of the dickeybird."
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"♪ "Why do you sit, singing..."
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"Dickeybird?"
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"Willow, titwillow, titwillow."
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"♪ "Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried"
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"Not meaning you, Sam. Mmm. Yes, yes."
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"♪ "Or a rather tough worm in your little inside?""
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"♪ With a shake of his poor little head, he replied"
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"Willow, titwillow, titwillow. Mm-hmm."
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"♪ Now, I feel just as sure as I'm sure that my name isn't"
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"Willow, titwillow, titwillow."
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"♪ That 'twas blighted affection that made him exclaim"
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"You wanna do this?"
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"Uh... willow, titwillow, titwillow."
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"♪ And if you remain callous and obdurate, I..."
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"What's "obdurate"? I don't know, Sam."
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"♪ Shall perish as he did, and you will know why"
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"♪ Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die"
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"This is the last one, Sam."
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"Willow... titwillow... titwillow."
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"Why are they laughing?"
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"(♪ "Searchin'")"
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"♪ Gonna find her"
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"♪ Gonna find her"
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"♪ Gonna find her"
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"♪ Gonna find her"
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"♪ Yeah"
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"♪ Been searchin' ♪ Gonna find her"
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"♪ Searchin' ♪ Gonna find her"
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"♪ Searchin' ♪ Gonna find her"
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"♪ Searchin' ♪ Gonna find her"
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"♪ Mm-mmm"
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"♪ Searchin' every which a-way, yeah, yeah"
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"♪ But I'm like a Northwest Mountie"
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"♪ You know I'll bring her back someday"
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"♪ Gonna find her"
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"♪ Well, now, if I have to swim a river"
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"♪ You know I will"
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"♪ And if I have to climb a mountain"
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"♪ You know I will"
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"♪ And if she's a-hiding"
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"♪ Up on a-Blueberry Hill"
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"♪ Am I gonna find her, child, you know I will"
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"♪ Oh, yeah"
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"♪ Searchin' ♪ Gonna find her"
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"♪ Goodness"
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"♪ Searchin' every which a-way, yeah, yeah"
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"♪ Well, I'm like that Northwest Mountie"
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"♪ You know I'll bring her back someday"
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"♪ You know I'll bring her back someday"
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"I'll find you, darling."
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"♪ Gonna quit now"
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"I know you're around here someplace."
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"♪ Gonna quit now"
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"Oh, this is hard work."
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"♪ Gonna quit ♪"
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"OK."
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"Just think, that old fool Statler's"
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"getting a chance to meet Miss Harper backstage"
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"just because he could do a flip."
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"But I bet he can't do this."
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"Sometimes I tickle myself."
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"In fact, I think I'll tickle myself now."
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"Statler! You gotta do something about this crazy plant of yours."
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"Now hold it right there. I know my rights."
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"Section three, paragraph four, Theatergoer's Manual."
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""Any member of the audience has the right to...""
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"Oh, don't give me that hogwash! What did you say?"
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"All right. I was gonna wash the hogs,"
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"but if you don't want the hogwash, I'll just dump it here."
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"No, no, no! Not there!"
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"What? Oh, no."
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"Help! Bush running amuck! Bush running amuck!"
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"Help! Help! Help! (screaming)"
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"Oh, no. Help!"
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"Hilda, I lost my comb. Do you know where I can get a new one?"
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"Oh, haven't you met Bernie, our new makeup man?"
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"No, I guess I haven't."
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"Oh, Bernie! Bernie!"
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"Bernie, Miss Harper needs a comb, Bernie."
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"Oh, hiya, Miss Harper."
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"Hiya, Bernie."
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"I'll get you a comb in just a minute."
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"In the meantime, have an egg."
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"Hilda, don't tell me he's..."
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"That's right. He's the Easter Bernie."
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