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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Valerie Harper (S01E01)

"Oh, dear. Finally, they gave Hilda the pinch line."
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"Don't you mean punch line?"
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"No, I mean the pinch line."
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"(Animal roars) Aah!"
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"That's how come."
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"Hiya, sweetie."
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"Hilda, you want a punch line,"
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"this is a punch line."
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"Aah!"
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"Onstage for the next sketch, please. Uh... Kermit."
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"Mmm? What?"
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"Kermit, I cannot do my monologue."
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"How come?"
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"Because the tree ate my cue cards."
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"Statler! One of these days, I'm gonna get you for this."
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"You could have avoided all this"
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"if you had let me meet Miss Harper when I asked."
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"The only person you're going to meet back here is Tarzan."
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"(Tarzan scream)"
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"I hope he's a good dancer."
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"Once again, the happy harmonies,"
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"the melodious melodies,"
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"the warm warblings of Wayne and Wanda."
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"Please, do it for me. Or somebody."
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"(♪ "On a Clear Day You Can See Forever" by Burton Lane)"
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"♪ On a clear day"
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"♪ Rise and look around you"
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"♪ And you'll see"
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"(coughing)"
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"Dateline... Oh."
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"Oh."
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"Sorry."
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"Kermit, I am so pleased that you're gonna allow me"
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"to do a big dance number to close the show."
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"Oh, listen, it's my pleasure. Hey, but I think I should warn you,"
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"you're gonna be doing this with our chorus line,"
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"That's perfect."
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"It's been so long since I've danced, I'll fit right in."
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"I'll be a perfect clod."
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"Oh, no, no. Don't worry. I'm gonna give it my best shot."
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"You're a trooper, Valerie. I'll go out there and introduce you, OK?"
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"OK. Hang in there, gang."
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"This could be the start of a new career."
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"Or the end of one."
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"OK, and now, once again, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Miss Valerie Harper with The Clodhoppers."
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"(♪ "Nobody Does It Like Me" by Cy Coleman)"
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"Hey."
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"Thank you."
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"Aah!"
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"♪ If there's a wrong way to say it"
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"♪ A wrong way to play it"
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"♪ If there's a wrong way to do it"
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"♪ A right way to mess it up"
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"♪ Nobody does it like me"
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"Oh."
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"Yoo-hoo. Oh."
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"♪ If there's a wrong bell, I ring it"
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"♪ A wrong note, I sing it"
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"♪ If there's a wrong way to keep a guy"
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"♪ Nobody does it like me"
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"♪ Nobody does it, no"
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"♪ Nobody does it like"
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"♪ Nobody does it like"
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"Well, once again, friends, it's time to say so long,"
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"but first, let's thank our special guest star - Miss Valerie Harper. Yeah!"
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"Kermit, I can't tell you how great it's been being with you,"
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"if very unusual."
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"Ahem. Excuse me, Miss Harper. My name is Statler. I..."
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"I was wanting to meet you all evening."
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"I wanted to give you this little present"
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"and ask if you'd join me for a steak dinner later on."
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"Yeah, well, this is its firstborn."
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"Thank you very much, Statler. It's lovely."
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"Of course, I could always eat the plant."
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"Before it eats you."
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"OK, well, good night, Valerie. Good night, everybody."
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"You're not too bad yourself. Hubba-hubba-hubba."
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"Hey? What? No."
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"What are you...? What? No. Wait. Wait."
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"I was practicing my flip."
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"Help!"
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"(bum note)"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational"
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"George, that is a slight exaggeration, isn't it?"
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"(applause)"
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"Wait a second. Didn't that plant grow into a great big bush,"
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