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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Farm Strong (S05E05)

"You too."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can you believe it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, and we're gay again. - It just doesn't make sense."
Modern Family (2009)
"I mean, he's got to be after our drilling rights."
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"I knew it."
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"This is why I didn't want to tell you."
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"I knew you couldn't stand the thought of me landing the man of your dreams."
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"- "Dreams" is strong. - Believe it or not, Bo and I are in love."
Modern Family (2009)
"He thinks I'm beautiful, and he's right."
Modern Family (2009)
"And for the record, Bo has twice the land we do."
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"- Not that kind, at least. - Okay, let's just relax. Hey."
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"Come on, Pam. Do you wanna pick me up again?"
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"- They warned me, you know. - Who warned you?"
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"The whole family said you wouldn't take it well."
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"Ever since you moved to the city 'cause you couldn't hack it on the farm."
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"- Couldn't hack it? - Yeah, that's right."
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"Everyone knows, Cam. You're not farm strong."
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"- You take that back, Pameron Jessica Tucker! - I will not!"
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"You are weak and weepy."
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"That's why we can't ever say anything to you..."
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"'cause we know you'll crumble into a big heaping mess!"
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"Oh, are you saying I'm the one people have to step around? That I'm the Pam of the family?"
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"You mean the Cam of the family? 'Cause that's what we all call it!"
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"- Okay, that's enough! - Oh, yeah? Well, I was Gammy's favorite!"
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"- Really? - Yeah!"
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"Come on! Enough! No!"
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"Oh! Way to go, Luke!"
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"Kid's amazing."
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"So great, right? Hello?"
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"- Claire? - Phil?"
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"Oh, hi, honey. I was- I was just about to call you."
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"I killed a bunch of baby birds."
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"- What? - Myrobot wiped out the nest..."
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"and now the mom's just staring at me."
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"They recognize faces, you know. I saw it in a documentary."
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"None of this would've happened if we'd gone to Luke's game."
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"- We're terrible parents for not going - No, no."
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"Is that a whistle? Where are you?"
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"Um, I-I'm just walking by a construction site."
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"Pervs!"
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"Sorry. Sorry. Not you."
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"No, he's fine, honey."
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"Or he's not. He-He could be mad. We don't know."
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"We won't- We won't know. I'lI-i'll be home soon though."
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"I love you. Okay, bye-bye."
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"Hey, Luke, Luke, Luke."
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"Don't tell your dad I was here, all right? Great game."
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"Claire?"
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"Claire?"
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"Say good night to Daddy."
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"Mwah. Good night, my boy."
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"Hey, Grandpa, great word you played earlier today."
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"What does "syzygy" even mean?"
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"It means 45 points. Ha!"
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"Hey, everybody. You remember my sister Pam?"
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"- Oh, hi, Pam. - She's here to pay a visit and cast aspersions."
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"Real good one."
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"Hi, y'all. I brought boar."
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"Oh. Well, let me give you a hand with that."
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"Cam, look. I know you're upset, but please just try and let it go tonight."
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"Can you believe she said I'm the emotionally fragile one? I mean, how crazy is that?"
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"- Boy! - "Boy"?"
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"- Is that your thinly veiled way of saying you agree with her? - Pfft."
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"You know what? if I was fragile, I would care, but I'm not, so I don't."
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"- Good. - Good. And you know what?"
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"That shirt washes you out, so don't be shocked when someone mistakes you for a beige candle."
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"Hey, everyone."
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"- Hi, Luke. - Hey, buddy."
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"I'm so sorry I missed your game."
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"We are both so sorry we missed your game."
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"The universe punished me. I did something awful to a bunch of baby crows."
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"Actually, it's not a bunch of crows. It's called a murder."
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"- I know what I did! - How was your game?"
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"Fine. Nothing special."
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"What do you mean, "Fine, nothing special"?"
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"- So that was cool. - Huh."
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"Josh's mom texted me. She said you were having a great game."
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"She drinks."
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"I-i'll be right back."
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"- Hey, Phil. - Hey, Pam."
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"Oh. Sorry."
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"it's my parents again. I'm getting married soon..."
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"and they're already acting like they have empty nest syndrome."
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"but why aren't you telling him what a great game you played?"
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"I can tell he feels bad enough for missing it."
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"I don't want to make him feel worse."
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"Oh, I screwed up."
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"Why? What's wrong?"
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"I talked Phil into skipping Luke's game, and then I went."
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"And of course he played the game of his life."
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"But Luke doesn't want to tell Phil about the game now..."
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"because he doesn't want to hurt his feelings."
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"Oh, well, I think it's sweet that Luke's protecting Phil."
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"You know, we all have to protect my sister in my family because she's such a disaster."
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"- Mmm. - I mean, you can see it, right?"
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"Did think it was a little weird she brought pig to a party."
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"Hey! I can say it."
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"Hey, hon."
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"I'm sorry about what I did before."
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"I saw this, and I thought it would look beautiful on you."
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"Ay."
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"You know I can't stay mad at you when you buy me... glasses?"
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"- You son of a bitch! - Just try 'em on. You'll still look gorgeous."
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"I will try them on when you buy hearing aids!"
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"There's nothing wrong with my hearing."
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"Um, I have a, uh, hearing test app on my phone."
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"Let's do it!"
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"- You do it! - Okay."
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"Everybody under the age of 60 should be able to hear this."
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"Yeah, definitely."
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"What? You're lying. You didn't hear anything."
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"We did. You see, you're deaf."
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"Okay, 70."
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"Did she put you up to this?"
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"Here, Grandpa, I'll play you something even louder."
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"- Okay. I heard that one. - I didn't press anything."
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"Oh, look who's a cheater."
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"Don't worry about it, big guy. I have trouble smelling lemons."
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"You know, I don't need any of this."
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"But I'll tell you what I can hear loud and clear."
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