Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Farm Strong (S05E05)

"Yeah. Course. I'm on it."
Modern Family (2009)
"- No, thank you. - Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"- There she is! - Hey, Pam!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, hey, hey, hey."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I'm very happy for y'all."
Modern Family (2009)
"He said my eyes are perfect."
Modern Family (2009)
"¡Ay.!"
Modern Family (2009)
"What the hell language was that?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, I hope you're hungry."
Modern Family (2009)
"Damn!"
Modern Family (2009)
"which meant me at that boring soccer tournament."
Modern Family (2009)
"Whoo-hoo! Yeah!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, that's it. Grandpa's cheating."
Modern Family (2009)
"He has absolutely no interest in my drilling rights."
Modern Family (2009)
"Seriously, Pameron?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Sweetie, I'm sure it was just an accident."
Modern Family (2009)
"I hope Luke's not mad at us."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, there was this girl on the 16-year-old team who wasn't wearing a bra."
Modern Family (2009)
"I appreciate you not saying anything to your dad about me being there..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Apparently, I'm the Cam of two families, so-"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, that's- that's true. You're the first person I call when I have good news."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Well, I wouldn't make it a goal. - Okay, I'll wear them."
Modern Family (2009)
"So tread lightly before you assiduously malign..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"Remember before we had kids..."
Modern Family (2009)
"when we could just lie in bed on a Saturday?"
Modern Family (2009)
"That's how we got them."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why did I have to be so sexy?"
Modern Family (2009)
"A few months ago, Luke joined a club soccer team, and at first we were thrilled."
Modern Family (2009)
"But then we realized it takes over your whole weekend."
Modern Family (2009)
"And not in the cool MythBusters marathon way."
Modern Family (2009)
"Luke sits on the bench a lot..."
Modern Family (2009)
"which means we sit in the hot sun for, like, eight hours..."
Modern Family (2009)
"just to see him play five minutes."
Modern Family (2009)
"But what a five minutes. Tell 'em about last week."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, yeah. Luke stopped a goal with his face."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Too bad he doesn't remember that. - Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"What if we sent Luke to the game without us today?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- We can't do that. - Why not?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Missing one tournament doesn't make us bad parents."
Modern Family (2009)
"My mom never went to any of my stuff. I'm fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why didn't she go to any of your stuff?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Because she was an incredibly competitive woman..."
Modern Family (2009)
"who didn't like to see me do very well at anything..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but I think it's pretty clear who won."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Mm-hmm. - I'm working now, you know?"
Modern Family (2009)
"And I really need my weekends back to catch up on errands."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know. it just feels wrong."
Modern Family (2009)
"that's been sitting in the box for the last three weeks?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- No, that would feel right. So right. - Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Did I tell you I call it the Gutter Done? - You did."
Modern Family (2009)
"I love "Gutter Done." it's your sense of humor. it's so fun."
Modern Family (2009)
"But only if Luke's a hundred percent cool with it."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, if we're not going..."
Modern Family (2009)
"we could stay in bed a little longer."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't wanna have this conversation again in 15 years."
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ Hey, hey♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey. Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing with those swatches?"
Modern Family (2009)
"She's gonna be here any minute."
Modern Family (2009)
"Are these really our top two choices for color palette? Why are they both white?"
Modern Family (2009)
"That's what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh. instead of hiding all this stuff..."
Modern Family (2009)
"why don't you just tell Pam we're getting married?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I will, when she's ready-"
Modern Family (2009)
"carefully and preferably in a large, open field."
Modern Family (2009)
"She's your sister, not the Hulk."
Modern Family (2009)
"My big sister, Pam, is emotionally fragile..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and she's still single, so when she finds out..."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm getting married before she is- Whoo!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Look out."
Modern Family (2009)
"She can be meaner than a barn owl at sunset."
Modern Family (2009)
"Because that's when they wake up?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yep. That's morning time for a barn owl."
Modern Family (2009)
"it's her!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Quick, hide!"
Modern Family (2009)
"it's okay, Lily."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, take that bow out of her hair."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't want to rub our daughter's adorableness in my barren sister's face."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, the damn airline lost my trunk."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now I'm gonna have to make new clothes."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, no. - Yep."
Modern Family (2009)
"I need to squeeze something. Get over here, Lily."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'm good. - Yeah, well, she's shy."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, Pam, we got some big news."
Modern Family (2009)
"Speaking of big news-"
Modern Family (2009)
"You remember that little ugly girl I used to babysit- Britney Horner?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Yeah. - Well, she got married last summer..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and now she's pregnant with twins."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, if you're keeping track, that's ugly 2, me nothing."
Modern Family (2009)
"What's your news?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Um- - Well-"
Modern Family (2009)
"- We're getting a new dryer. - Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Thank you. - How come I never get a new dryer?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Mom, in all the time you've known Grandpa..."
Modern Family (2009)
"has he ever used the word "fluxions"?"
Modern Family (2009)
"That is not an F-word I've heard him use."
Modern Family (2009)
"He's beating me in Words With Friends. How is that even possible?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Shouldn't you be playing Words With Friends with friends?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Grandpa is my friend. - Oh, of course he is."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's not sad. What?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Morning, buddy. What's with the pillow?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's for soccer. My neck gets pretty tired watching all those games."
Modern Family (2009)
"Right. Yeah, I'll bet."
Modern Family (2009)
"Say, listen, your dad and I were just talking..."
Modern Family (2009)
"about you maybe wanting to go to the game without us today."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh. - But it's totally up to you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Whatever you want, because we love you very much."
Modern Family (2009)
"Right. You can either ride with some of your teammates..."
Modern Family (2009)
"like the L.A. Kings, or you can ride with us..."
Modern Family (2009)
"like Gloria and Grandpa take Joe to playdates."
Modern Family (2009)
"Professional athlete, little poopy baby- Your call."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'll get a ride from Max. - Great."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You sure it's okay? - Yeah, it's fine. Hey, can I borrow your sleep mask?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- You bet. - Awesome."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes! I love that kid."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can you imagine how easy it would be if it was just him?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Mmm. - I mean-"
Modern Family (2009)
"I know what you mean."
Modern Family (2009)
"You call that folded? Where's that military precision?"
Modern Family (2009)
Show more clips