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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Farm Strong (S05E05)

"The sound of you all munching free food."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, come on, Dad. Aren't you being a little oversensitive?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, well, we can consult my sister Pam."
Modern Family (2009)
"- She's the self-appointed sensitivity expert. - Uh-oh."
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"- Oh, let it go. - I will not let it go."
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"In fact, I would like everyone to be honest with me, please, right now. No sugarcoating."
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"My sister here seems to think you all have to walk on eggshells around me."
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"- Eggshells. - Do you all think I'm so fragile..."
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"you can't tell me things for fear of how I will react?"
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"- Well- - Claire, don't. Zip. Bup, bup, bup."
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"No. Let her talk, please. Claire, you have the floor."
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"W-Well, you're not not fragile."
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"Okay. Well, why don't you give me an example..."
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"of something you haven't told me because you were worried I couldn't handle it?"
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"Go on."
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"All right."
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"Last week when we were supposed to have lunch and you canceled-"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Beyoncé was at the restaurant."
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"Okay. Uh, the singer or Pepper's dog?"
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"The singer."
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"And when I was leaving, I-I stopped and I said hello to her..."
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"and we chatted for, like, 10 minutes."
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"Okay, that's great. I'm glad you had that experience."
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"I mean, I don't know what you talked to her about..."
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"seeing that you don't know any of her songs..."
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"other than "Single Ladies," which everyone knows."
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"- Love that song. - I'm surprised you can hear it."
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"Well, this was fun. Who's hungry? Hey, where's that boar?"
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"- Okay, anyone else? - Well, since we're coming clean..."
Modern Family (2009)
"you overuse the word "divine.""
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"it's just an ice cream sandwich."
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"You're the boy who cried "divine.""
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"Okay. Was not aware of that. Duly noted."
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"Hey, I got one! Remember that blue rotary phone you gave me for Christmas?"
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"- Yes. - I tossed it."
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"Okay. May I ask the reason?"
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"It made me feel like Ann-Margret in Bye Bye Birdie."
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"Why?"
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"Okay, anyone else?"
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"I don't really like the shirts with the crazy cuffs."
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"I'm sorry. Can you push your boobs down, because I couldn't hear you."
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"- Here we go. - No, no. Here we don't go."
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"This is fine. I'm fine, okay?"
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"Sometimes when you read to me..."
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"I pretend to fall asleep so you'll go."
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"- Heard that one. - Well, I heard you all loud and clear."
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"- I have to use the restroom. - So, Cam, you're sensitive. Big deal."
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"- It's one of your best qualities. - Thank you, Phil..."
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"and I'm sorry your Beyoncé-loving wife went to Luke's game without you."
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"See?"
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"Farm strong."
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"You went to Luke's game?"
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"I did, Phil, and I am so sorry. I did not mean to."
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"But then he started playing the most amazing game, and I got so wrapped up in it."
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"- I know I should have called. - Yeah, you should've called. You were amazing?"
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"Oh, he was incredible. I wish you'd been there."
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"Then why'd you make me skip it? I knew you had it in you!"
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"Oh, Coach said he's gonna start next week."
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"You're starting? I'm so mad at you! I'm so proud of you!"
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"Hey. How are you doing in here?"
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"Fine. I'm a little embarrassed about my outburst, but otherwise-"
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"Oh. You had a lot to take in."
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"As a lawyer, I should've told you..."
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"never ask questions you don't want the answer to."
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"Am I really that much of a mess?"
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"Are you not listening to me?"
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"Hey. Room in here for me?"
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"Not really."
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"Look, I'm real sorry I said what I said."
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"No, no, you're right. I am the Cam of the family."
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"So what if you go a little cuckoo when you get bad news?"
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"You also go all cuckoo when you hear good news."
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"It's one of the things I love most about you."
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"I mean, remember when I got my adult braces removed?"
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"Your teeth looked divi- divine."
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"See? I can't help it. I'm a celebrator."
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"Of course you are."
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"I should have celebrated how lucky Bo is to land a great gal like you."
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"Aww."
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"Look at me. I'm crying like a Cam."
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"Sorry, old habits."
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"Are you mad because I embarrassed you?"
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"Forget about it. And I'm gonna ease up on the glasses too."
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"It's just that I worry, you know-"
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"your not seeing everything."
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"I'm getting old, Jay."
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"When Manny was little, I used to run around with him all day without getting tired."
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"Today at Joe's baby class, a six-year-old had to pull me out of the ball pit."
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"Hold on. Manny used to run around?"
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"All the mothers are so young and perky."
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"I hate being the oldest one there."
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"Well, I, for one, love that you're getting older."
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"It makes me feel closer to you."
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"So you'll like it if I get all wrinkly and saggy?"
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"What?"
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"Nothing."
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"You have lines there."
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"I can see them very clearly now with these-"
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"Okay, okay. These are just for reading."
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"I won't be able to hear her. She won't be able to see me."
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"We'll be together forever."
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"Congratulations. You officially beat me in Words With Friends."
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"Better luck next time, kid."
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"Okay, I have to ask- Did you cheat?"
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"- Is that how you won? - I never took you for a sore loser."
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"- That's not an answer. - Listen, one day you might be..."
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"the smartest person in this family, but today is not that day."
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"the veracity of my etymological prowess."
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"Jay Pritchett out."
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"- You broke your phone, smarty-pants. - Damn it!"
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"- Oh, grow up. - You grow up."
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"Would it feel wrong to use that robot gutter cleaner..."
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"Okay, stop drilling. You've struck oil."
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"I told you to put all this wedding stuff away."
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"♪ Hey,♪♪"
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"Yeah. So great."
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