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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Farm Strong (S05E05)

"We didn't fold many Onesies in the navy."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm back!"
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"What did the doctor say?"
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"Where was he looking when he said it?"
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"Pretty sure Gloria needs glasses."
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"The last couple of months she's been struggling."
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"I'll take this one. it looks very good."
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"That's their address, Magoo."
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"- Did he even give you an eye test? - He put the spoon in one eye..."
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"the spoon in the other eye, the poof-poof, the eye drops."
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"20/20. Now who's the Magoo?"
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"Did you see that fresh coat of nail polish? She never went to the doctor."
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"- Why would she lie? - She's vain, Manny."
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"She doesn't want to wear glasses."
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"Well, she's only hurting herself."
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"Starving. That damn airline ran out of roast beef."
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"Tried to fast-talk me into eating something called hoo-mus."
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"Oh, hummus. It's actually really delicious."
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"You would like the- Uh- Oh."
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"- What's this? - Oh, uh- That's an action figure."
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"- It's two grooms. - They melted together in the car on a very, very hot day."
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"- It was 103. - My daddies are getting married."
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"Your dads are getting married?"
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"That can't be right."
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"That's what my friend Keisha says."
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"- Is this true? - Pam, honest to goodness, we were gonna tell you."
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"- Get over here, you. - Hey, hey!"
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"She's got me."
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"This is the greatest news I've ever heard!"
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"Oh, I am so happy to hear you say that, Pam."
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"Of course! Oh!"
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"- I want my baby brother to be happy. - Oh!"
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"And as long as we're sharing, I have some news-"
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"You remember Bo Johnson?"
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"Oh, my gosh, how could I forget? Oh! He was my first crush."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"Please tell me nothing happened to his face."
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"- What did he fall into? - He fell into me."
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"- We're engaged! - Say what?"
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"Bo and I are getting married!"
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"That is fantastic! Cam, isn't this great news?"
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"Come here, you. Oh!"
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"Oh! Get in on this! Come on!"
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"- Oh! - Whoo!"
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"Thank you for jumping."
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"I didn't feel guilty for missing Luke's soccer tournament..."
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"because I had a ton of errands I figured would take me all day to finish."
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"But for some weird reason, I was flying through my list."
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"I ended up in every short line. I made every green light."
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"It was the ultimate karmic bitch-slap."
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"Because suddenly I had no more errands..."
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"which meant no more excuses..."
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"Hi. There you are. Your son is playing so great."
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"- No, I'm Luke's mom. - No, I know."
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"- He's been amazing all day. - Luke?"
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"- Oh! Luke? - Here, you want one?"
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"Uh, no, thanks. I'm coffeed out."
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"Oh, honey, it's sangria."
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"Well, all right."
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"On Gloria? How could he possibly do better?"
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"No, not on Gloria. On this game."
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"I've never lost it to anyone."
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"Keep playing word games with Grandpa, and you never will."
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"- Hey, girls! - Hey."
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"- What is that thing? - What do they call it..."
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"or what should they have called it?"
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"- Never mind. - Uh, wait, wait, wait."
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"It's a gutter cleaner."
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"Ladies, I give you the future."
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"How many times have you girls seen me fall off this ladder?"
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"Now that's gonna happen less."
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"Looks like your gutter cleaner is stuck on something."
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"Not a problem. This baby detects blockage and then ramps up the power."
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"That's why I've nicknamed it the Gutter Done."
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"- Stop! - Dad!"
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"Sorry, it's such a missed opportunity."
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"Oh, my God, oh, my God!"
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"- What? What happened? - It's a bird's nest!"
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"- No! - And they're all dead!"
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"- Oh, my- - You killed them!"
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"It wasn't me! it was the robot!"
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"- Oh, my God! - Look at it. it doesn't know!"
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"- Oh, my God! - Gross, gross, gross!"
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"I'm sorry!"
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"- Mom! Mom! Help! - What? What happened?!"
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"I just ate a handful of this rat poison!"
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"- Why? - I thought it was trail mix."
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"- Why do I keep it so close together? - I'll call 911 !"
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"Here, read the box!"
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"Tell me what it says to do! Hurry!"
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"- It says- - 'Cause I don't have much time!"
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"In the-"
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"And I'm dead."
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"- What? - You'd rather kill your husband than admit you need glasses."
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"- Wow, Mom. - There's no poison?"
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"Oh, there's rat poison, and I do keep it dangerously close to the trail mix..."
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"but this was to point out that your vanity could be fatal."
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"I knew this was all a trick."
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"That's why I acted like I couldn't read that box!"
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"How many people have to pretend to die, Gloria?"
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"It just doesn't make any sense."
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"Pam and Bo Johnson? My Bo Johnson?"
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""My"? Should it bother me that you're this jealous of an old crush?"
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"Oh, don't be ridiculous. Bo is straight."
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"He'd probably never go for me."
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"Oh, my gosh. it is Bo."
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"Look. He's hotter than ever."
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"Mmm-mm-mm-mm."
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"- I'm gonna answer it. - No, you can't."
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"Yes, I can. We're practically family."
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"Hey, dude. it's Cam."
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"Where?"
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"Been good. Been real, real good."
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"Uh-huh. So, you and Pam, huh?"
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"Hey, better be good to my old sis, or I'll have to wrestle you down."
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"- Oh, my God. - Hey, question-"
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"Do you still have that friendship bracelet that I made for ya?"
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"Oh, okay. Yeah, okay."
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"If you're busy, I'll have Pam call you back. Uh-huh."
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"Hey, and, Bo, congratulations."
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