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Clips from The Mindy Project - Halloween (S01E01)

"why you decided to move to Manhattan?"
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"I always wanted to live in Tampa,"
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"get one of those big, beige houses on the golf course,"
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"Jose Canseco on one side,"
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"Throw a hot dog at a gator and see if he eats it."
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"I was wondering."
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"at 8:00 AM on a weekday is--"
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"you're really afraid I'm going to attack you, aren't you?"
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"No, no, this is a morning date."
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"It's great. I get to know you better,"
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"Weird. Tell me more."
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"in the costumes, so you're gonna have"
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"I'm sorry, who am I supposed to be trying to impress?"
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"Well, lucky for you, I was featured"
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"holding a test tube."
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"Look, as long as you look great tonight,"
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"no worries."
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"You know, I think I'm just gonna have"
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"to get back to you about this."
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"- Seriously? - Yeah."
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"Oh. Then I should line up some backup."
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"Just in case."
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"Boop, boop, boop. Contacts."
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"Brrr."
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"Wow. All these girls."
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"Brrr."
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"- Brrr. - Relax."
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"You'd be surprised."
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"It was a very popular name in 1987."
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"Brrr."
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"[Indistinct chatter]"
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"Hey, guys, so I'm gonna go run this errand."
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"[Shriek]"
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"[Cackles] I got you, man."
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"Why don't you go back in your office and come out?"
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"I will see you tomorrow."
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"That's a coincidence"
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"Since we're closing early for Halloween anyway..."
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"Oh, am I?"
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"Gonna have abs of steel. But gonna-- go feel it."
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"- You want to go feel it? - I do not want to do that."
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"The handles are probably really wet,"
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"but anyway, so that notary republic is--"
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"'cause then it would be a country."
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"And nobody cares"
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"about your boring lies and your sweaty forehead"
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"and the notary public that you're clearly not going to."
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"Who would lie about going to a notary public?"
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"- the words "notary public" again. - Okay."
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"- Exit faster. - Okay. If anyone calls--"
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"Maybe lying doesn't come"
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"Hey, I'm happy to tell them where we're going."
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"It's from the ab roller."
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"[Indistinct PA announcement]"
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"♪"
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"- Oh! - Oh!"
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"Oh, Tom. I'm so sorry."
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"We used to date. It's-- we're fine."
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"Don't leave me alone with this lady."
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"Well, don't be theatrical."
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"- Am I bleeding? - Um..."
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"- I'm bleeding. - I'm so sorry. Please, Tom."
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"Here. Let me help you up."
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"This looks good."
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"Hey, you wanted, like,"
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"Frankenstein stitches"
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"'cause of Halloween, right?"
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"If I'd really want to hurt you,"
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"that bite of hot pizza."
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"Is there anything on the registry that you still need?"
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"Tom, I'm sorry, okay?"
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"and I think I was kind of drunk at the wedding too"
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"I was hurt then, but I'm not now."
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"And I just-- I wish the best"
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"I don't even know her name."
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"Right."
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"I was recording this conversation"
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"but now I'm gonna stop."
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"So tell me about blondie."
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"Who's this guy?"
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"His name is Josh,"
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"He is definitely confident."
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"Very confident. Almost too confident."
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"Like, he can be sometimes a little obnoxious,"
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"Not funny in a way that you, like, want"
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"to laugh all the time, but you're kind of like, ehh,"
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"- "it offends me." - So he's a jerk?"
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"No, he's not a jerk. I like him."
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"He's just-- I wouldn't necessarily, like, curl up"
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"with him and watch Breaking Bad."
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"Don't say anything about Breaking Bad."
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"I haven't seen season five yet."
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"No, you're doing it right now."
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"If you're obsessed with TV,"
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"I just said Breaking Bad. Tom, you always freak out"
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"- about spoilers. - You say one word,"
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"We're not talking about it? Okay."
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"I'm supposed to meet him tonight"
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"for a party, but I think"
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"- Thanks, Tom. - You're welcome."
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"Who's that?"
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"Orderly I asked to tackle you"
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"in case you tried to hurt me again."
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"Yeah. Of course I'm okay."
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"The average New Yorker doesn't get his driver's license"
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"until he's 26."
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"Shut up."
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"I'm trying to study."
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"I'll knock you out."
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"I will knock you out, I don't care how old you are."
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"- Okay, okay. Come on. - No, I'm serious."
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"Now I know if I eat this mummy, I'm gonna regret it."
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"It was so great running into Tom."
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"how far I had come."
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"- You know, I recommend it. - Oh, wow."
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"Okay, I got to see a picture of this Tom guy"
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"on a giant question mark."
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"Betsy, why don't you pull up his profile?"
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"(Betsy) Ooh, Tom changed his profile pic for Halloween."
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"It's a ghost."
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