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Clips from The Mindy Project - Halloween (S01E01)

"the lattes go from vanilla to pumpkin..."
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"So this is a date?"
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"I bought a French press,"
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"Well, I read about this thing"
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"You into that?"
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"I mean, last year I took a model."
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"Just the Caitlins. Still on the Caitlins."
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"Okay, you don't know that many Caitlins."
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"Mm, I had it flipped on me."
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"I got to run. I can't."
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"Hello, all. I have to pop out"
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"'cause I also have to-- I have to run an errand"
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"for the rest of the day."
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"See, my condo's being reassessed,"
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"so I got to go to the assessor's office."
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"You're sweating."
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"If I am, just using the ab roller in there."
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"It's still warm."
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"Danny, it's not notary republic"
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"Please leave before I have to hear"
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"- Oh, my God, go. - Why won't this end?"
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"Okay."
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"- No. - Oh, my God. Your hand is sopping wet."
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"- Come on. - Tom."
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"I'm so-- oh, my God."
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"- Come on. - It's okay. I know him."
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"I taste pennies."
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"You're gonna look better than when you came in."
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"I would have sent all your contacts"
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"Hey, you know what?"
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"I'm really sorry."
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"Back then, I was, like, a little messed up,"
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"- a little bit. - You were really drunk at the wedding."
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"for both you and-- you know,"
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"I know I hurt you too, and I'm sorry."
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"Aww."
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"and he is an attorney for NBA players."
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"I think, but he's very funny."
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"Stop, stop, stop, that's what you do."
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"- it ruins the whole thing. - I stopped talking about it."
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"I'm just gonna end it with him."
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"Well, good for you."
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"Fair enough."
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"[Exhales] You okay?"
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"I mean, I was dreading it, but only because I hadn't realized"
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"and I'm just seeing you, like, climbing up"
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"It's a rough day, Dr. L."
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"[Cell phone rings] Yo."
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"I guess miss I'll-get-back-to-you"
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"drinking an energy drink."
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"- That's weird. - Hey, tell me why I shouldn't hang up"
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"Danny. Danny, look."
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"I thought the whole point of coming"
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"to Long Island was the test was meant to be easy."
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"and spray-tan your way through it."
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"Tired of carrying my passport around to bars."
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"a ton of kids' costumes."
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"Is that a fat Albert costume?"
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"You know, from It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."
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"So he's not even the star of the thing"
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"and Linus is excited for the Great Pumpkin,"
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"- You passed. - Yes!"
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"Thank you."
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"Happy Halloween, sir."
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"A few times. Don't worry about it."
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"- Daniel Castellano. - That's me."
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"Barbara."
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"Stinks was not an option."
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"Number two sexiest female organ-- the butt."
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"I'm like that cool, witty girl"
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"- I need a funny costume. - Say no more."
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"I am not going on my Halloween date as a urinal."
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"All terrible. You are terrible."
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"Betsy, please text Josh,"
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"[Giggles]"
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"(Jeremy) Right? Barbara, you are too much."
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"Perfect score, Danny."
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"You okay?"
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"Damn it. Damn it."
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"What are you writing now?"
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"Ahh."
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"Why are you yelling at me?"
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"Are you jealous of me?"
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"You're describing jealousy."
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"Best slice in the city."
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"Honey, honey, just turn it off."
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"Well, time to go home."
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"who she had really married."
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"- How you feeling? - Kind of not great."
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"It's like this chicken stew with hard-boiled eggs in it."
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"What? It's not even dark out."
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"on the phone for me, please?"
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"Sounds pretty good. What are you watching?"
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"What is the deal with the Great Pumpkin?"
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"Everyone's talking about it."
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"Well, Linus waits for the Great Pumpkin"
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"Okay, we're just gonna have to agree to disagree."
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"[Groans]"
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"Damn it, Riley."
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"♪"
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"Don't screw me."
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"Maybe some fake cobwebs and pieces"
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"Oh, God, this day is incredible."
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"because, unlike me, you actually care"
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"that's something I know nothing about."
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"70 out of 100. You pass."
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"[Knock at door]"
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"Are you Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride?"
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"No, I'm an enlightment-era homosexual."
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"You know, I think"
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"So what happened to your patient in labor?"
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"I just felt embarrassed"
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"No, that's not lame."
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"and calling all over the city for an Inigo Montoya costume."
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"Josh, that's, like, really cute."
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"It's real."
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"The costume. The sword was another grand."
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"Please stop telling me how much everything costs."
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"Autumn in New York..."
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"the leaves go from green to orange..."
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