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Clips from The Jetsons - Test Pilot (S01E01)

"Morning, Janey. Oh, boy, am I starving."
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"Signed, C.S. Spacely. Make two copies of..."
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"Oh, are you late too? If you don't say anything, neither will I, sir."
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"Yes. Yes, sir."
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"- And it will last a lifetime. - Good work, professor."
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"We'll call it the Spacely life jacket."
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"Oh, with this invention, I'll corner the market."
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"Mr. Cogswell, I've done it. I've done it at last."
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"I've invented the indestructible jacket."
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"- They've got the same jacket. - Impossible."
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"It's a genuine mummy, perfect for my research."
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"You ought to play some background music like:"
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""Liver, Come Back to Me. ""
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"- Now, just relax. - Or, maybe:"
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""I Get a Kidney Out of You. ""
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"- Do you take pills, Jetson? - Yeah."
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"You ever been in Pittsburgh, doc?"
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"But I'm not ready to:"
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"It's as safe as being in your mother's arms."
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"Jetson, you're making me mad."
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"You don't have to fire me. I quit."
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"Well, you've changed, Jetson."
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"- Aren't you mad at me? - Mad? Why should I be mad?"
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"But aren't you ashamed, offering him a mere 50 cents per hour extra..."
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"Look, a $2000 bonus."
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"Five thousand shares of Spacely preferred stock."
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"Jetson, come with Cogswell Cogs because we are on our way up."
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"I was hoping to do better than that."
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"What's mine is yours. I'll give you everything you need."
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"What can I do for you, Elroy?"
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"I want you and the kids to take a vacation at the Big Dipper Dude Ranch."
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"And his boss, Mr. Spacely."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"Watch the countdown."
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"Good. Not a scratch."
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"Jetson, world hero!"
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"This chap is testing some sort of jacket."
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"What do you care? It's my life."
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"I say, it's a success!"
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"- What's this for? - For lunch. What else?"
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"During his descent, two missiles traveling at 20,000 miles per hour..."
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"Well, mighty thoughtfuI of you, Jane."
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"Now, don't start telling me about your mother's breakfasts."
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"Oh, boy. Am I late for work. We'll talk about this tonight."
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"Leave us, professor. I have some questions to ask my friend Mr. Jetson."
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"Oh, this boy is shrewd. Shrewd! I want you with me, boy."
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"Welcome back to Spacely Sprockets, Jetson."
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"You're going to what?"
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"- Just as I thought. Cogswell! - It's not what you think, Spacely."
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"Fire one."
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"Meet George Jetson"
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"His boy, Elroy"
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"Daughter, Judy"
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"Jane, his wife"
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"Would you diaI my breakfast for me?"
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"Of course, George. What would you like?"
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"Oh, ham and eggs, toast and coffee."
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"Ham, eggs, toast, coffee."
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"- Here you are, dear. - Thanks, honey."
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"Oh, looks delicious."
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"- George, what's wrong? - You burned the toast again."
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"Well, it's true. No one could diaI a meaI like Mother could."
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"Oh, George, we need silverware."
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"And there's a big sale at Stears Roebot department store."
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"Honey, you asked me for $20 yesterday. Now, what did you do with that?"
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"- You didn't give it to me. - Excuses, excuses. That's all I hear."
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"- Morning, Dad. - Hi, Pops."
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"- Hello. - Dad, you look so handsome this morning."
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"No, Judy. No money for stereophonic music tapes."
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"That's telling her, Pop."
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"Money should be spent on usefuI things, like a new toy space fire engine."
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"Nope. You'll have to make your old toys do, Elroy."
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"Gee whiz."
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"- You'll have to make your old bones do too. - Nuts."
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"We won't spend our money on silly things. We've got to think of our old age."
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"What happens if we don't reach an old age?"
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"Then we're stuck with all that money."
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"And at present, Professor Lunar of our research staff..."
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"...is working on an indestructible garment."
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"Please spell "indestructible. ""
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"Oh, these tin secretaries."
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"I- N-D-A..."
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"No, that's not right."
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""Indestructible. " I-N-D-I..."
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"Oh, just say he's working on a garment that will never wear out."
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"You got that?"
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"Jetson! And late for work as usuaI."
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"Time on your hands, Jetson?"
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"- Mr. Spacely. I... - We're late again, aren't we, Jetson?"
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"Jetson, you'd better report for your company insurance physicaI now."
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"The way I feeI about you, you'd better be insured."
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"I'll take care of your lateness later, after I check on Lunar's progress."
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"Mr. Spacely, I've done it! I've done it at last!"
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"I have invented the indestructible jacket."
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"Nothing can hurt the jacket or the man who wears it."
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""Cogswell Cogs. ""
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"It'll soon be Cogswell's Cobwebs."
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"Cogswell, you're through."
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"With this invention, I shall corner the market."
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"Spacely Sprockets are through."
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"Spacely, you're through."
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"Why, I've spent every minute of the last 58 years of my life on this invention."
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"Well, take a look."
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"Oh, well. Easy come, easy go."
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"We've got to beat Cogswell to the market."
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"But we have to test the jacket first."
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"We must get the Good Spacekeeping seaI of approvaI."
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"Oh, you're right. We'll give it the toughest tests possible."
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"But we need a test pilot."
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"Yes, a brave and fearless man who can look death in the eye with a laugh."
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"Yes, a regular nut."
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"Dr. Radius, my name's Jetson. I'm here for the company insurance physicaI."
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"Yes, you're from Spacely Sprockets. I'll be right with you."
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"Oh, boy. He must have had a terrible accident."
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"I never saw so many bandages."
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"Now, let's proceed with your examination."
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"Have you ever taken one of our Peekaboo Prober capsules?"
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"Peekaboo Prober capsules? Nope. How's it work?"
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"You just swallow it, and it transmits pictures to a TV screen."
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