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Clips from The Jetsons - Test Pilot (S01E01)

"You're gonna televise pictures of my insides?"
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"That's right. The Peekaboo capsule will send back..."
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"...on-the-spot reports of everything."
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"How about, "Lung Ago and Far Away. ""
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"Yes. Open your mouth, please."
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"That should be easy for you."
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"Come on now, say:"
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"Doctor to Explorer One. What is your position?"
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"Down and down I go, just passing by the Adam's apple."
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"Let's see it."
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"Looks okay from here."
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"Now, here we are at the stomach. Stand by."
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"What's that one pill just Iying there?"
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"Oh, that's my wife's idea of breakfast."
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"- Doctor to Prober. Where are you? - Going into the lungs."
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"- How are the lungs? - Well..."
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"Let's see the heart."
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"That's kind of a strange beat, isn't it?"
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"Yeah. Guess the natives are restless tonight."
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"Now, go up to the brain."
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"Going up."
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"I don't see anything."
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"Neither do I."
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"Very funny. Very funny."
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"Maybe the light's bad. Try a shot from the other side of the head."
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"On the way. Full speed ahead."
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"- Where are you now? - Thought I overshot a little..."
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"...but it's okay. I'm still in the head."
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"Roger. Just have to open this door."
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"Wow! This is the first time I've been in a haunted head."
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"- How do things look to you? - May I speak freely?"
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"What do you think of the patient's condition?"
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"Well, if you really want to know:"
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"What's that mean, doc?"
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"I'm afraid it's just a matter of time, Jetson. Then:"
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"- What can I do? - Get some rest."
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"- You mean, I should be in bed? - You should be in a bottle."
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"How long do I have?"
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"Let's just say, if you have anything to do, do it right away. And hurry."
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"Yes. There is one thing I've been wanting to do."
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"Lunar, I've offered everything: bonuses, pensions."
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"- But no one will test the life jacket. - I can't understand it."
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"I would absolutely guarantee it."
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"Say, why don't you test it?"
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"Me? Do you think I'm a nut?"
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"Somewhere there must be a man brave enough."
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"I say, what about Jetson?"
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"Jetson? He's a mouse."
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"Jetson! Just what do you think you're doing?"
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"You're getting hot under the collar. You need cooling off."
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"Jetson! I'm going to..."
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"I say, how about that? The mouse is now a man."
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"- Jetson! - He's just the mouse..."
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"I mean, man, we need."
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"Oh, yes, of course. You're right, Lunar."
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"Fire? Well, who said anything about firing you?"
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"Because you were late this morning?"
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"Why, you can be late for the next 10 years."
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"I'm gonna be late, all right. The late George Jetson."
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"Yes. See you later, interrogator."
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"I've never seen you like this before."
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"The reaI George Jetson finally stood up."
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"Well, would the reaI George Jetson care to sit down?"
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"Take my chair."
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"Comfy?"
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"So you spilled a little water on me. I like water."
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"See? So my head's got a little water on it."
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"What can I get? Dishpan hair?"
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"I'll come to the point, Jetson. I got a proposition for you."
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"- Only thing, it may be dangerous. - Danger is my racket."
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"We'll have to move quickly. We don't have much time."
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"- You're telling me. - Okay."
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"I'll pay you an extra 50 cents an hour. And all you have to do is..."
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"Wait a minute."
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"I didn't hear one word of your outrageous offer to Jetson."
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"...to risk life and limb?"
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"Jetson, I'll give you 75 cents to test my jacket."
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"You can't tempt Jetson with money. Can he?"
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"Yep."
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"I'll double your salary. I'll give you a company car."
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"Jetson, wait."
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"I'll triple your salary."
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"And your own key to the executive washroom."
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"You're too smart for me, Jetson. I'm putty in your hands."
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"And on top of that, a $5000 bonus!"
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"There."
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"He's not gonna part with that, son."
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"That money hasn't seen the light of day in ages. Look."
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"See that sign? "Cogswell Cogs. ""
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"Come with me and it'll read "Cogswell and Jetson. ""
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"Stay with me, and we'll make ours "Spacely and Jetson. ""
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""Jetson and Spacely"?"
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"I'll tell you what. Let's toss a coin and you can call it, Spacely."
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"Heads."
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"- Two out of three? - No."
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"Wrong. You're on your way down."
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"I wonder when he had this one installed."
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"I've got a simple little agreement for you to sign."
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"If the tests on the jacket work out, this will make you a partner."
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"All you have to do is sign here and here..."
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"...and here and here and there."
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"What will I tell my wife? She won't like this."
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"Send the family away on a vacation. And don't worry about money..."
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"...you'll make enough to last you the rest of your life."
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"- Help yourself. Anything in the place. - Thanks, boss. That's swell."
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"Hey, that's my pen."
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"Family, I suppose you're wondering why I called this meeting."
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"Astro, here comes another lecture."
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"Jane, this morning you wanted to buy some silverware. Here, get it in gold."
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"Gold silverware?"
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"Judy, you wanted some stereophonic tapes. Go get yourself a band."
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"If I'd known you were filling requests, I'd have brought a list."
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"You wanted a toy space fire engine?"
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"Get yourself a reaI fire engine. Might as well get yourself a fire too."
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"- What about me? - Of course, Astro. You wanted a bone."
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"Buy yourself a meat market."
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"But, George, this morning you were talking about saving for your old age."
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"Well, old age I'm no longer worried about."
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"- But... - No buts."
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"There will be nothing to disturb you. No TV, no newspapers. You'll have a nice rest."
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