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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - Party Down (S03E03)

"The test came back."
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"It's endometrial cancer."
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"Please direct any follow-up questions to Human Resources."
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"So what happened here while I wasn't drinking in the bathroom?"
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"Hey, Blake, can you give me a hand?"
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"You know how some people puke at the sight of blood?"
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"We have big hands, we kick ass at math,"
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"Listen, the E.R.'s full of Jewish kids with "both ends" diarrhea."
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"And then my parents got divorced, and they canceled my Bar Mitzvah,"
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"You know what? It's never too late."
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"- It's just way more masculine. - And more sexy."
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"I'm sorry your Bar Mitzvah after party was ruined."
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"Okay. So, I sent out invitations. I rented a sound system."
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"I didn't realize the ten plagues included cured fish."
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"Glenn Richie, my old Hebrew school pal."
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"- What is he doing here? - No, Glenn, please."
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"- Coming with me... - Aah."
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"Because you're gonna memorize your haftarah."
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"Valerie, how could you do this to me?"
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"- Glenn? - Huh?"
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"Pre-mitzvah nerves."
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"Hope you're having a great day."
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"What is your problem with me saving lives?"
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"I was just so nervous, and I let my old fears come back."
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"Glenn, like it or not,"
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"you have my mind, my soul, and my body."
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"The J.C. Penny suit you wore at your Bar Mitzvah?"
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"I have an idea."
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"Every day."
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"You know how a tailor hems a pair of pants --"
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"- I love you. - I love you, too, son."
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"- Where's Mom? - Oh, Mom? I don't know."
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"Because if it had happened any earlier,"
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"Terrible."
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"- Off the phone. - I don't understand."
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"- Off the phone. - Oh."
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"Previously on Childrens Hospital..."
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"You have two or three weeks, tops."
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"How about now?"
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"All right, six weeks."
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"The tests don't lie."
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"Unless, of course, it's a lie-detector test that's malfunctioning."
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"Then that would be a textbook example of a test lying."
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"But it's not, and your son is terminal."
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"Mmm! I finally get a chance to sit down and eat my sandwich."
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"Mm, that was good."
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"Attention hospital staff:"
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"My wife is so fat!"
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"About two dozen kids got some bad salmon at the Spiegelman Bar Mitzvah."
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"Throwing up everywhere. It's been a real bummer for me."
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"Oh, sorry, pass."
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"- I'm like that, but with puke. - Isn't everyone?"
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"I mean, bile triggers a natural gag reflex."
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"Yeah, I guess you're right, Valerie. I'm not special."
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"Besides, it's my day off. Just came by to get my buds."
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"Well, there's only one man who can handle a situation this Jewish."
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"Being a Jew is fantastic."
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"and we can lift three times our body weight."
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"Every Jewish boy dreams of becoming an older Jewish man."
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"But it isn't always as easy as you might think."
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"Nice game, gentlemen. Nice game."
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"- Hi, sweetie. - Hey, babe."
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"Oi."
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"'cause you're the only doctor here who's had a Bar Mitzvah."
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"- You got the wrong guy. - But, Glenn, we need you."
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"I can't do it."
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"Black guys, best two out of three."
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"Glenn, as my boyfriend, you owe me an explanation."
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"I've never been Bar Mitzvah-ed. Do you get it?"
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"Do you get it now?"
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"So what? I mean, who cares?"
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"A Bar Mitzvah is the passage to manhood."
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"I remember it like it was yesterday."
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"I was a thirteen-year old boy, a few weeks away from the big day..."
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"and that was pretty much it."
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"So according to Hebrew law, I'm -- I'm still twelve years old."
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"But don't tell my pubes that."
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"I won't, Glenn."
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"- I won't. - Okay."
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"I'm gonna throw you the biggest, the bestest Bar Mitzvah ever."
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"Attention, hospital staff: Yeah, I write these when I'm high."
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"Guys, we have an announcement to make."
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"I'm throwing Glenn an adult Bar Mitzvah tomorrow morning."
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"And you're all invited!"
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"Oh! I call cantor!"
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"♪ Bara hood, bara hood, bara hood... ♪"
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"What's all the excitement about?"
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"Bar Mitzvah or no-mitzvah, I ain't letting nobody cut off my foreskin."
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"No, Owen, you're thinking of a bris."
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"you had better believe that I would be bending over backwards, forwards,"
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"a little bit to the side, to stop him."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Right?"
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"Why to stop him?"
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"What's wrong with being circumcised? I'm circumcised."
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"Most women prefer an untouched foreskin."
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"Rarr!"
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"I'm a complete hypochondriac,"
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"but, you know, with actual illnesses."
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"Well, at least you had a ceremony."
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"Any advice for an up-and-coming adult?"
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"Brilliant."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- I e-mailed all of your aunts. - Oh, wonderful!"
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"- But I still haven't got a temple. - What?"
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"Apparently, this food-poisoning thing has taken out more than one Bar Mitzvah."
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"- Oh! - Tell me about it."
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"Hey, you are one special goyeh."
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"Well, maybe when you're officially a man,"
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"we can put the "adult" back into "adult Bar Mitzvah.""
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"Shalom, doctors."
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"What's going down in the world of young health?"
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"He offered to help because he felt so bad about trying to steal me away from you last year."
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"She's right, Glenn."
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"For once, I'm not here to steal your woman."
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"I'm here to ask you to forgive me by letting me help you."
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"than I ever did into stealing those girls from you over the years."
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"Now, Valerie and I have to talk over the particulars of the ceremony."
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"I'll come with you."
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"It's not gonna memorize itself."
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"Chief, I've been looking all over for you."
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