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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - Party Down (S03E03)

"Look, I need you to un-circumcise me, A.S.A.Penis."
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"Owen, nobody hates a hoodless horseman more than me,"
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"but adding-back-foreskin surgery is incredibly dangerous."
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"However, if it's that important to you..."
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"All right. Can we get started quickly?"
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"I want to be ready for Glenn's Bar Mitzvah tomorrow."
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"I'm gonna need your original foreskin that was cut off"
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"of you when you were a baby."
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"Sorry, but it's the only way."
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"Now you."
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"Sy, what's it like to be a man?"
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"Well, when you get older, you..."
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"You realize that life is not just about being cool."
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"You throw away your dungarees."
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"You look for a lighter-weight slack --"
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"A nice twilled docker, for instance."
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"Glenn, trust in Hashem."
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"If you don't pay attention, you're gonna get the belt again."
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"Back over here to the table. Come on."
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"McJew-Jew!"
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"And, McJew-Jew, I kind of trusted you."
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"- What are you doing? - Huh?"
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"But I... saw you both in the car."
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"- What car? - What?"
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"- And where are your pants? - Huh? Oh."
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"Oi, I've seen this before."
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"Glenn, come. We need to talk."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Forgot my ankle weights when I came back to get my buds,"
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"but I got them now."
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"Hey, Dad."
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"Owen, wow."
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"To what do we owe this honor?"
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"Did you run out of sick children to "cure"?"
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"Well, I'm glad you're having fun, son."
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"But, you know, the rest of us, we're mending pants and whatnot!"
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"What are you doing here, anyway?"
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"I want my foreskin back."
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"What makes you think I got your wiener trimmings?"
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"Just thought it was worth a shot."
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"Yeah. Well, it wasn't, was it?"
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"Why don't you just prance on back to your hospital, there?"
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"For the hundredth time,"
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"In fact, that's why I want my foreskin back."
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"Well, I don't have it!"
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"Ching-chong with a ding-dong!"
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"Hey, Mom. I see you're still Chinese."
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"I'll see you on China Day."
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"I am so sorry, you two."
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"And I'm happy to put our past behind us, Glenn,"
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"and preside over your special day and,"
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"most of all, to truly be friends with you."
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"and when you're up there on that bimah, I want you to wear this."
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"- I can't wear this. - You can, Glenn, and you will."
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"Mazel tov."
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"What more can a boy ask for?"
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"Such a day for nachas."
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"And you don't even have to tie the tie."
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"Let's have the Bar Mitzvah here."
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"Only, in this temple, kids die every day."
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"Well, give me that foreskin, and let's get this thing started."
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"Owen, this is a piece of bologna"
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"that you folded in half and nibbled the middle out of."
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"Stop talking and start sewing that deli meat onto me."
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"Okay. Sterilize the bologna."
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"Hey, just stop! Just please stop!"
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"Hey, get that China-man out of here! Security!"
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"That's my dad."
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"Look, I'm --"
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"I'm sorry. I lied to you, Owen."
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"You were never circumcised."
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"- But I have not a foreskin. - Oh, yes, you have."
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"- He cuffs it off with a few stitches? - Yeah."
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"- Well, that's what we did with you. - Oh, my gosh."
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"Sure. All you have to do is just, you know, rip out some of the seams."
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"Tell you what. Can I, uh..."
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"- Can I take over there, doc? - Sure."
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"All right."
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"Oh, he hasn't had any anesthesia. Does that matter?"
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"Yeah, maybe we should hold off --"
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"- Oh, ho! Ohh! - All right, just one more."
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"There you go! One more, big boy."
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"- Aaaaaaah! Oh-ho! - All right."
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"That wasn't so bad."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"She's around here somewhere being all Chinese."
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"- Come here. - Oh, that's my boy."
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"We all become a man in our own way."
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"It just took me a little longer."
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"But I wouldn't have changed a thing."
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"I wouldn't be in a room surrounded by so many people that I love."
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"I want to thank each and every one of you, for, without you,"
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"I wouldn't be the full-grown adult that I am today."
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"And to the girl I love, who put this all together, Valerie..."
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"Excuse me."
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"Hey, you would not believe the insane day I've had today."
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""...Sinai leimor...""
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"Yay... Another Jew Mitzvah."
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"You know what? I like nurses..."
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"- Sitting on my dong. - Stop it."
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"Just... Keep an eye on your wallet."
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"Off the phone. Off the phone."
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"Oh, man, these hebes can eat."
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"I can't wait to see the comment card."
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"Attention hospital staff:"
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"Coffee is now available in the coffee-break room."
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"I mean, duh."
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"I called it first because I am the Michael Jackson's father of cantoring."
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"Jewy McJew-Jew!"
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"I realize that now. Thank you."
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"just because I work with children does not make me gay."
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"I'm majorly into chicks."
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"I want to put more effort into giving you a proper Bar Mitzvah"
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"That's no China-man."
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"Jews are so sweet."
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"Okay. Your breath is stink-errible."
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"If a grown man was going to be circumcised,"
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"Oh, it's nothing. I'm used to vomit."
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"- You're disgusting. - What?"
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"Should be a coffee-cakewalk for you, though,"
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