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Clips from Seinfeld - The Chronicle (S09E09)

"Would you ask her? Just ask her."
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"One mulligatawny, and...."
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"Never been a big fan."
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"You know what? Has anyone ever told you...."
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"Very good. Very good. You know something?"
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"Well, l...."
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"I've been having trouble at home, and...."
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"These reports you handed in, it's almost as if..."
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"...you have no business training at all."
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"I don't know what this is supposed to be."
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"Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on."
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"I don't even really work here."
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"They're the worst."
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"Why do they call it Ovaltine?"
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"The mug is round."
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"That's gold, Jerry. Gold."
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"Good night, honey."
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"Good night."
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"You're the only one I know who's got the good stuff."
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"And I need it bad. I feel like I've got bugs crawling up my skin."
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"Go on, cretin!"
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"Look at you, you're disgusting."
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"If a woman can take your presence..."
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"Tim, do you think you should be making jokes like that?"
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"Okay."
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"Crissy, give me a shtickl of flouride."
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"What do you think, I've never ridden in a Cadillac before?"
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"You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?"
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"I didn't tell you to. Why'd you put the balm on?"
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"Jerry."
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"I'm personally gonna prepare the dinner..."
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"Hello, Jerry. May I come in?"
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"Hello, Mrs. Seinfeld."
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"He's pure evil."
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"All right. All right."
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"I must be out, Or I'd pick up the phone"
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"Where could I be?"
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"You don't know how you're feeling about something..."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"-George, Marla. -Marla."
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"-Stacy. -George."
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"-Kramer. -Whatley."
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"-Newman. -Jambalaya."
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"I can't take it anymore. She's driving me crazy."
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"I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest."
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"Something's gotta give."
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"He took..."
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"I can't stop."
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"Alex thinks I'm naturally hairless."
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"Don't you know what's gonna happen?"
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"-What--? What is that? -Jerry, look at it!"
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"-No, that's not it. -Oh, I think it is."
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"I was there! I saw a drain!"
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"Okay!"
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"So we're gonna make the post office pay for my new stereo now?"
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"But they do."
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"And they're the ones writing it off."
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"You know, like the general manager of a baseball team."
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"Yeah, well, that can be tough to get."
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"So, what about that?"
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"...and people that are, you know, in broadcasting."
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"-Well, that's really not fair. -I know."
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"And I don't care what the consequences are."
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"Go ahead, waste the film. Waste everyone's time."
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"Kasha?"
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"Tonight's pipe night."
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"Look away, I'm hideous."
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"You got that right."
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"Come on. Okay. Let's go, let's go."
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"You saying you want a piece of me?"
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"You saying you want a piece of me?"
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"Come on, people. Previews."
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"Seems like a long time, doesn't it? It is."
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"And we've packed a lot in, the four of us."
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"...would just crop up out of nowhere."
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"Except for summer..."
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"...where nothing seemed to happen for months at a time."
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"-We're gonna miss the movie! -I'm coming!"
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"-Previews, Jerry! -Just go already!"
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"Over the last nine years, we've had a lot of experiences."
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"And I'll tell you, when you stop and add them all up..."
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"...that's what you realize. Watch this."
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"-Jerry! -Shut up!"
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"Do you ever get the feeling like you had a haircut, but you didn't have one?"
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"-What? -What are we doing?"
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"We're like children. We're not men."
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"We're pathetic, you know that?"
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"Like I don't know that I'm pathetic."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"I was in the pool!"
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"I've never seen you smoke."
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"You know, I don't got the willpower."
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"I don't like this one bit."
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"I can sense the slightest human suffering."
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"Mrs. Enright!"
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"Do you have a woman?"
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"-No. -Do you have any prospects?"
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"No."
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"I like to get the Daily News."
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"Jerry got one. Kramer got one. I thought we were good friends."
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"I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it."
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"Want a Christmas card? Want a Christmas card?"
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"Like us, with Elaine."
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"I was bald."
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"No! No! No, Elaine!"
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"Stop!"
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"Stella."
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"-I don't care. -Get it out."
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"Hey, hey, hey. All right. Hey, hey. Come on. Stop it."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"Now, don't you two see that you're in love with each other?"
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"His whole life is a fantasy camp."
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"People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week."
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"Fall ass-backwards into money. Mooch food off your neighbors..."
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"...and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp."
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"Well, looks like you've adjusted to the boxers."
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"What? What?"
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"Don't you see what's going on here?"
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"The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."
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