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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"They were pudgy. It is not a good sign."
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"- You afraid of flies? - What would you think if your house..."
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"Now... And there's all these flies."
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"And now I just... I'm afraid you're gonna disappear on me too."
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"You are not dead meat."
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"Oh, my God."
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"...than they know what to do with."
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"- How do you know that? - They tell me."
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"Mrs. Eggloff?"
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"See that woman over there?"
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"I mean, what about Tanya?"
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"The pimp job, it means a lot to her."
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"- Sure we can. This is capitalism. - How about we form a partnership?"
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"You're either with me or you're with her."
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"Honey. You know, like from a beehive."
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"What? Who's they?"
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"- I need some answers, man. - All right."
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"Feels a little..."
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"It's just that once I get it..."
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"...you need a professional."
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"Why not? You deserve it."
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"I have boundaries and..."
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"Isn't it funny how both of us became doctors?"
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"Yeah."
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"It's right there."
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"So, what's the deal? Mike's paranoid he's on some kind of list."
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"Are you gonna get fired?"
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"Fired? No."
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"It's a maybe."
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"Somebody help me!"
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"Oh, come on, we're in public."
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"Damon, what happened?"
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"Oh, you know, I have to tell you..."
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"That's great, Tanya. Can I talk to you about something?"
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"Sure, what's up?"
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"It's about Happiness Consultants."
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"- Why did Powell leave? - I have no idea."
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"But..."
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"I am not a sad sack. Will you stop insulting me?"
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"At first I thought it was a horrible idea. Then I came around to it."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, he wanted to tell you himself, but I thought I'd beat him to the punch."
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"Wait, Ray told you that I would give you half my business?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"You, Tanya, bring a strong sense of ethics."
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"We can be like the Three Musketeers."
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"Lenore, Ray is my prostitute!"
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"Look, Tanya, it's never gonna work out for you and Ray alone."
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"...or no Ray. Got it?"
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"Fuck you!"
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"I wanted to stay married, but my wife ran off."
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"- Some things go easy for you. - Like what?"
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"I'd heard you found honey in your house and I was wondering, could you..."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Oh, shit, Ray."
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"Oh, shit, Ray!"
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"Fuck you, Ray! Fuck you! Goddamn it!"
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"What am I to you?"
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"I thought you didn't like chain restaurants."
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"Yeah, I see."
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"Men suck sometimes."
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"Just do your thing."
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"... laughing her head off."
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"I'm fine, Ray."
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"...this really isn't the time. - I'm not calling about the kids, Jess."
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"I think you're a good mom."
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"And I..."
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"Why are you saying all this, Ray?"
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"I don't know."
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"I'm here."
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"It wasn't always the case, you know?"
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"No."
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"You tell your mom..."
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"Now, well..."
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"Ray, you awake?"
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"Ray, are you there? Are you asleep?"
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"Ray?"
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"Ray... Oh!"
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"Ray! Ray, my apartment is infested with flies."
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"- What? - Ray, six fat, big ones."
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"...which previously had no flies was suddenly filled with flies?"
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"I would think I had a dead rat under the floorboards."
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"That's not helpful. No. The universe is definitely..."
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"- It's trying to tell me something. - Like what?"
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"Like I'm dead meat, Ray."
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"- Do you know what I mean? - No."
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"Dead meat. Like stick a fork in me, I'm done."
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"Like, my boyfriend's disappeared somewhere in Cuba."
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"Is that true?"
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"I'm not going anywhere."
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"I'm still your pimp? I'm not dead meat?"
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"Look around. Most of these women have more money..."
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"And their husbands are either too old or too busy to get erections."
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"- Ready to order, Mrs. Eggloff? - Not yet, doll."
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"Oh, that's my maiden name."
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"Oh, you were married?"
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"No."
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"That is a very horny lady."
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"In particular."
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"Her tip alone would be extremely generous."
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"- Do you want a date with her on Friday? - L..."
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"What about Tanya?"
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"Well, winning Miss Michigan meant a lot to me..."
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"...but I had to realize that wasn't my destiny."
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"God, you're so loyal, Ray. You're like a golden retriever."
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"Look, I know you think Tanya's minor leagues..."
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"...but, okay, she has some flaws."
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"But we can't just cut her loose."
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"- You know, like a team. - Tanya dilutes the franchise."
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"It's time to choose."
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"I tried to just focus on the house."
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"And I almost had the whole place ready to get rewired."
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"And then..."
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"Honey."
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"Who knows where the bees went?"
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"I felt like the butt of a cosmic joke."
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"Hey, Mike."
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"You ever hear about people getting honey in their walls?"
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"I don't know what you're talking about, man."
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"- No, Ray. I'm worried about the list. - What list?"
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