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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Joe says there's a list of everybody getting fired."
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"He says my name is on it."
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"Quit worrying about this rumor crap, man."
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"You want me to go talk to Rhonda so you can calm down?"
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"- Yeah, would you? - Yeah."
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"- Do you do this a lot? - Every week."
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"These guys really open you up."
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"...personal. - You look glum."
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"- No, I'm okay. - I read people for a living, Jessica."
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"What's on your mind?"
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"Okay, you know how you said that I have the power?"
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"You do."
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"Well, it felt really great when I said it..."
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"...but now I don't..."
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"- I don't feel like I have it. - Maybe you're a girl..."
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"...who doesn't know how to get what she wants."
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"No, I know how to get what I want. I do."
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"I really go for it."
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"Then what's the problem?"
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"...I forget."
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"I forget why I really wanted it."
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"The first thing you've got to do is take charge of your pussy."
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"Oh. Oh, come on."
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"Your vagina is like a car battery, Jessica."
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"If the battery dies, you become weak."
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"- And whiny. - Okay, really?"
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"- I don't know what you're talking about. - I'm saying you could use a jump."
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"How often do you screw your husband?"
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"It varies."
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"Last week..."
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"Zero."
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"Zero? All right, that's a fucking shame."
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"You gotta have a husband who wants to fuck you. No..."
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"A sex therapist."
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"You're right, I do. I need..."
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"...a person to talk to about all of my issues."
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"...so good you don't care what your husband does or doesn't do."
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"A "professional" professional?"
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"And it's what you need."
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"You are a smart, wealthy, beautiful woman."
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"Don't you have a right to feel desirable?"
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"But, Lenore, I am a fairly conservative person."
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"I'm sure it's not cancerous."
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"My husband really thought I should get it looked at."
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"Well, that's my job."
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"- You look great, by the way. - So do you."
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"I mean, I don't know what you're doing..."
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"...but whatever it is, you look exactly the same way you did in high school."
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"- No. - Yeah."
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"I heard you do Botox for Helen Massey."
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"- Helen's a doll. - Do you think I need it?"
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"No. No."
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"No, I think you're perfect."
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"I wouldn't change a thing."
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"In high school we had no idea where our lives were going..."
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"And now look, I do skin, you do feet."
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"If you ever need a good podiatrist, I'm your gal."
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"Well, that's for sure."
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"Well, let's take a look at this mole that's got your husband so concerned."
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"Great. Yeah."
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"It's in a really bizarre place."
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"Okay."
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"Are you on Facebook?"
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"Facebook?"
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"If you are, I'll friend you."
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"Rhonda."
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"There is no list. I mean, right, Rhonda?"
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"- Rhonda? - Ray."
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"The whole city is bankrupt. Don't you watch TV?"
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"- But, Rhonda, we need Mike. - This is not about Mike."
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"Seventy percent of the teachers in this school are about to get laid off."
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"What? That... That's crazy."
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"You'll get to reapply for your jobs next semester."
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"And if you get rehired you'll keep your former salary."
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"Not the benefits. They're gonna announce it in a couple of weeks."
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"What do you mean, "you"?"
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"I got tenure."
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"So does Mike."
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"Could things really fall apart even more?"
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"- Hey, Dad. - Yeah?"
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"- Where are you? - Over here..."
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"Just go! Save yourself!"
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"I mean, I might get laid off."
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"It's temporary."
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"What are you gonna do? What if it happens?"
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"Hey, don't worry about your old man, Damester."
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"Takes a lot to knock me down."
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"But how are you gonna live?"
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"I could do a lot of things, kid."
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"In fact, I'm looking into a lead right now."
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"Don't go in there!"
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"I just have to put it in motion."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Okay, this is a dream. I'm gonna wake up..."
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"You guys want some milk duds?"
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"Get him off! Get him off!"
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"Okay, but..."
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"...you know."
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"You know, this is fucking pathetic, Damon."
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"- What is? - You're not into me."
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"You never want to mess around, even when we're alone."
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"Well, I'm just not ready, okay?"
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"I feel like I'm being used, and I don't even know what for."
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"Look..."
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"I understand if..."
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"I understand if you need to break up. Lf..."
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"Do what you've got to do. It won't hurt my feelings."
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"You're fucking with my head, straight boy."
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"No, please! Please, no!"
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"- Tanya. - Hi, Ray."
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"...the flies are on their way out, I think."
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"I'm so relieved. I don't like to kill anything."
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"Well..."
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"Yeah, what's... What's wrong?"
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"Never mind. Just forget it."
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"He just ran out on me."
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"Damon, that's horrible."
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"Will you hug me?"
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"Take off your belt, we gotta make a tourniquet!"
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"I love you."
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