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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - No Thanks-giving (S03E03)

"Hey!"
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"Can I stash these pinecones over here?"
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"I just bought them at the French Bushel,"
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"and Marvin doesn't believe in buying things"
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"you can find on the ground."
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"Don't tell that to a truffle pig."
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"Why is it so quiet in here?"
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"I thought you guys would be running around"
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"screaming at each other, getting the house ready for guests."
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"Uh, we're not doing that this year."
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"We're working."
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"What are you and Marvin doing?"
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"Uh, well, we assumed that we would"
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"come over here for dinner, like we did last year..."
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"After Marvin and his dentist friends"
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"go on their annual deer hunt."
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"They call themselves the Buck Tooth Club."
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"Well, you and Marvin should come to Cattleman's for dinner."
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"It'll be just like last year, except $6.99 a head."
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"That sounds great."
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"$6.99 for kids."
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"$18.99 for adults."
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"Oh. Sure. Okay."
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"_"
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"Principal Hunter?"
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"We have a major problem."
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"Eddie refused to do his family tree assignment."
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"Why didn't you do your homework?"
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"I had a vision."
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"What do you mean? What vision?"
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"I realized eighth grade doesn't matter."
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"Who told you this in your vision? A bum?"
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"As long as you don't fail, you get into high school,"
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"and that's when grades start to count."
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"I'm already getting A's in all my classes,"
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"so I can take the rest of the year off and still pass."
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"- But what... - Is this true?"
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"Send the boy to his room."
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"No need. I'll send myself."
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"Thanks for the ride, Hunter."
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"See you at graduation."
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"Look, let's not milk a cow and call it butter."
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"We all know he's right."
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"That eighth grade doesn't matter?"
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"Yeah. And we all know how much Eddie likes to talk."
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"Do you ever ask yourself, "Why?""
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"Why we put ourselves through all the hassle,"
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"through all the headaches of homework,"
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"through all the tests... For grades that don't matter?"
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"Why do we do it?"
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"Why? Why?"
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"We have a code black!"
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"The prophecy."
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"Frankly, I'm surprised it's taken this long"
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"for a kid to figure it out."
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"We can't risk this spreading."
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"If the truth gets out, it could bring the whole system down."
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"Don't worry. I will put a stop to this right away."
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"I hope so."
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"The fate of lower-school academia is in your hands."
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"Nonsense time is over."
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"You live in our house, you get good grades."
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"And you're gonna start right now with your family tree project."
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"Yeah, you did... About Thanksgiving."
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"You know how your Thanksgiving is Thanksgiving?"
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"My Thanksgiving is eighth grade."
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"Your white friends?"
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"No more white friends! New rule!"
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"Okay, fine."
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"and I work hard this year and in high school and college."
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"- And then Dad dies. - Wait, what?"
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"And I take over the restaurant, carrying on the family business."
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"Oh. Like a legacy."
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"No matter good grades or bad, I end up in the same spot."
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"Who says Cattleman's is going to go to you?"
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"What about Emery and Evan? The restaurant might go to them."
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"Even better. Give it to them."
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"They can do all the work, and I'll be a silent partner."
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"When have you ever been silent?"
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"Not through "The Goonies." That's for sure."
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"Oh, you mean the coincidences?"
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""We need money." "Oh. Here's a treasure map.""
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""We need a strong guy.""
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""Oh, look in the ice cream cooler! There's an ogre!""
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""Watch out! There's a piano booby trap!""
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""Oh, wait... I play.""
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"It's a movie! And it's a great one!"
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"Eddie, you are not leaving this room"
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"until you finish your homework."
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"That's what I've been saying."
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"and then do my homework."
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"Dad, get on board with me and Mom."
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"Can you guys leave? I'm gonna take a naked nap."
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"He's become a lazy, entitled bum."
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"We have a bum kid!"
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"Jessica, hold on."
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"This is our reward after years of struggle"
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"and self-sacrifice, trying to provide,"
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"Building a legacy that my boy wants to take over."
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"No, see, that's the problem!"
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"He thinks he can just sit back"
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"and everything's going to just be handed to him,"
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"so he doesn't appreciate anything."
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"Not "The Goonies." That's for sure."
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"I was so careful."
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"I was so strict."
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"You can't blame yourself."
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"I blame you, too."
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"You're the one who bought him this."
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"What is this?"
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"It's an invisible dog on a leash."
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"Eddie doesn't realize how lucky he has it."
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"You know, he has so many T-shirts,"
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"He has four pairs of sneakers."
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"Who is he... Imelda Marcos?"
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"Well, maybe he just needs to be reminded how good he has it."
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"Hope that's not the National Geographic"
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"Grandma claims she's in."
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"We wanted to help out with centerpiece ideas,"
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"so we're making these Thanksgiving mood boards"
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