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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - No Thanks-giving (S03E03)

"for inspiration."
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"I like to start with a feel,"
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"so I collected these light-brown tones."
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"Mine's a celebration of maize."
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"You know, different types of maize,"
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"different sizes of maize, different colors of maize,"
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"uses for maize, American maize, plus common European maize."
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"Welcome to my morning."
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"You didn't have to do all this."
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"Well, we figured we better start"
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"helping Cattleman's any way we can."
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"We overheard Mom say"
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"that we might have a chance to inherit it."
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"You guys are interested in the restaurant, too?"
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"Of course... Under the right management,"
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"that thing could make some money."
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"I guess I never imagined Cattleman's Ranch could become"
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"Cattleman's Ranch and Sons."
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"Cattleman's is a ranch."
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"The sign should be a cow with his calves."
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"You mean a bull. A cow's a girl."
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"You're a girl!"
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"Now, now, sons, it's just my silly legacy."
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"Not worth fighting over."
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"Who am I gonna trust with my secret barbecue recipe?"
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"Your secret's safe with me... As long as I don't get tickled."
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"All right, G-dubs, what tunes should we listen to tonight?"
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"P-to-the-E-to-the-abo Bryson?"
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"Aah! Where's my bed?!"
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"Call the cops! We've been hit!"
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"Oh, beds are for people who work hard."
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"You work hard, you rest hard."
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"You stole your son's bed on Thanksgiving eve?"
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"Recommit yourself to school and hard work,"
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"You know what? I don't need it."
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"Beds are like eighth grade... Useless."
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"I knew he had too many T-shirts."
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"This is great."
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"This is good."
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"I think I'm too comfortable, actually."
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"I need to find my damn bed!"
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"You put me in a Thanksgiving pickle."
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"How do I sell more tickets to other people"
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"after I just gave you the winner?"
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"This is the winning ticket. I can feel it."
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"Just promise me you won't let this free turkey change you."
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"Don't forget about us after you win, okay?"
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"Oh. That's the lucky ticket."
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"After you win, you and that turkey"
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"should take a trip to Vegas."
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"_"
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"Ketchup? Is... Is that what you want?"
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"What were you doing in the freezer?"
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"Just checking to see if my mom hid my mattress in there."
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"I'm so scared of your mom."
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"Didn't sleep well?"
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"I'm good. Just stretching my jaw muscles."
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"- Getting ready for dinner. - Oh, okay."
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"Why don't you walk around and remind people about the raffle?"
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"Unless you're too tired."
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"Not tired. Full of energy!"
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"Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!"
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"Looks like everyone's enjoying the centerpieces."
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"How do you know that?"
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"Huh?"
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"What did you observe?"
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"How does one enjoy the centerpieces?"
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"Yeah, tell us. We want to learn."
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"Oh. Um, yeah."
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"Uh, yeah. I-I-I don't know."
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"I just said it to say something."
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""Motivate staff with lies.""
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"Boys?"
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"But only bring out one."
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"We can reuse it tomorrow."
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"Ah."
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"Naturals. Don't know where they got it from."
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"Owners-in-training?"
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"Oh, no, we're screwed!"
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"Ask my niece... I am not good with kids."
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"I don't know if this makes me racist,"
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"but I did not realize there were two of them."
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"Oh, I love Rocky and Bullwinkle!"
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"_"
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"_"
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"Yeah."
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"Hm."
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"- Sweetie, it's fine. - Hm."
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"We still have a freezer full of deer left from last year."
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"12 years in a row, I've iced a deer,"
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"and today... Squat, diddly."
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"Aw, well, maybe they just kept catching the scent of handsome"
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"and got skittish."
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"Oh, no."
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"My charm's strong, but it's not that strong."
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"Blah, blah, blah."
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"Did my mom stash my bed at your house,"
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"like she did with our Christmas presents?"
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"No. Why'd she take your bed?"
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"She's trying to force me to care about eighth grade."
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"I remember junior high."
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"I didn't do a lick of work."
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"Me neither."
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"I did the work. I want my bed back."
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"Oh, you did your family tree assignment?"
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"No, a different type of work..."
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"Data collection, statistical analysis."
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"I conducted a sociology study to prove my theory."
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"Please describe your eighth-grade experience."
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"Well, I skipped class all the time."
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"I had a kid who looks a lot like you"
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"do all my schoolwork for me so I could concentrate on football."
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"I missed most of my eighth grade."
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"Was home sick with mono."
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"I'm your mom's business partner."
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"So what? That doesn't prove anything."
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"It's just two people."
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"Two people you know very well,"
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"who are very successful members of society."
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"Thank you for participating in our informal survey."
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