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Clips from The Office - Office Olympics (S02E02)

"As my associate. Same thing."
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"No, it is not."
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"I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years"
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"and we make a great team."
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"He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend."
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"and Michael is like Mozart."
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"You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head,"
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"courtesy of Butch Cassidy."
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"Not offensive, because that's the way they talk in movies."
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"You headed out? We are."
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"The Small Business Man? Yep."
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"Maxim?"
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"Yes, I changed your CRACKED magazine subscription."
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"How about Fine Arts"
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"Aficionado Monthly?"
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"Thank you. Yeah."
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"I don't know, regular, normal ones."
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"What are you... No, Dwight. It's 50 degrees outside, please."
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"Okay, fine, just leave it down. Whiner."
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"Check it out. Terminator."
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"I do not understand what you spend your money on."
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"Yeah, it's a terrible system, I know."
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"Or when we're bored. Oh, my God."
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"Wait, this goes back two years."
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"Sweet."
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"Yeah. We call it Hate Ball."
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"Hey, do you guys have any other games?"
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"Sometimes we play who can put the most M&M's in their mouth."
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"You should ask Toby to teach you Dunder Ball."
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"Home, sweet home."
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"Which one's yours?"
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"Right there. My sanctuary, my party-pad."
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"Someday, I can just see my grandkids learning how to walk out here."
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"Wait. No, it's this one right here."
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"So that's what this sound is all day."
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"Oh, hey, how are you? Nice to meet you, Bill. Bill, Mr. Bill."
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"SNL. When they pull him apart?"
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"He would always get rolled over by something."
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"Yes, well, I'm buying it. I'm not renting it."
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"He doesn't know anything about property ownership. He's kind of an idiot."
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"Actually, I do own property."
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"My grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet farm."
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"It's a nice little farm."
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"Sometimes teenagers use it for sex."
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"About the neighborhood."
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"It's very safe."
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"Also, it's very accepting of all lifestyles."
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"Oh, good, that's good."
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"Yeah, I got a game."
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"This, my friends, is the master bedroom."
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"Check out the cathedral ceilings. Those are, like, 17 feet high."
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"We have cable readiness right there. I'm going to totally pimp this place out."
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"I'm going to put a plasma screen right against this wall."
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"No, no, no, no, this is a shared wall."
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"plasma screen hits the floor, totally smashed."
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"Listen. Can you hear that?"
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"these babies are thin."
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"It smells like cookies."
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"Yes, it does. Yes, it does, my friend."
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"Okay, we will be competing for gold, silver and bronze yogurt lids."
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"Now, the bronze are really blue"
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"and they're also the backside of the gold, so no flipping."
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"Okay, honor system."
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"I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats."
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"Let the games begin."
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"Well, 10 over 30. So 30 year total."
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"Ten year fixed, over 30, 30 year total."
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"Oh, 30 years."
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"All right."
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"Okay, all right. Oh, boy."
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"Whenever you're ready."
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"Yeah."
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"Actually, yeah."
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"Hey, look, cool, carpenter ants."
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"I'm going to take a little breather for a second, excuse me."
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"We'll be here waiting for you."
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"essentially means that he's buying a coffin."
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"Now, if I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls"
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"so you couldn't hear the other dead people."
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"You have what is the national sport of Icelandic paper companies."
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"Jim, they refer to it as Flonkerton."
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"In English, box-of-paper snowshoe racing."
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"Fair enough, but I like Flonkerton."
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"But the problem with Jim is that he works here,"
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"So, who will be challenging Kevin in Flonkerton?"
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"Anyone? I'll do it."
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"Phyllis, if you just put your foot right through here, right through the flonk."
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"The ceilings are lower than they were last week."
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"That... I don't..."
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"What? I don't know if you showed me"
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"Michael, this is the unit you saw."
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"And where are all the hot people?"
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"I was told that there would be all these attractive singles."
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"that you should never be the best-looking person in the development."
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"It's just sort of common sense."
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"That's an extra income for you. No, no."
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"I'm not going to rent the third bedroom."
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"You will lose $7,000 if you walk away right now."
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"I made the right decision. I'm glad I signed."
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"Look, I'm a homeowner. Right?"
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"Good to be a homeowner, diversified. This is good."
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"Totally having fun."
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"Can you imagine those poor saps stuck at the office today?"
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"It's Phyllis, Phyllis by a nose."
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"Wow, okay, no one else should even try."
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"Gold medals. Give him medals."
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"There's something else, Dwight, I want to talk to you about."
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"Oh, you didn't have to..."
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"No, no, I insist, I insist."
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"Because you've really done some great work, great work."
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"Why did I do it?"
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"I rewarded Dwight with the room"
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"and he is rewarding me back"
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"with $500 plus utilities."
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"I don't even know what to say."
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"You know, you're gone. So..."
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"It's a fish tank for snakes and lizards."
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"That will not come into this place, okay?"
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"My grandparents left me a large number of armoires."
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"Are you sure you don't want to play?"
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