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Clips from The Office - Office Olympics (S02E02)

"I'm sure."
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"I have one, yes."
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"Well, let's play. What is it?"
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"I call it Pam-Pong."
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"and goes to reception to talk to you."
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"Very nicely done."
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"Okay, so, I think that's H.O.R. For Stanley and H.O. For Phyllis."
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"Are you calling me a ho?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Phyllis coming alive, I like it."
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"Question. What about car-pooling? Who pays for the gas?"
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"We take separate cars."
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"No. Okay, question."
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"Game over."
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"Offer revoked, Dwight."
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"I'm sorry, but you reach out and you try to be a nice guy"
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"and help out a friend and this is what happens."
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"This is what I get."
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"Thank God."
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"It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine-bedroom farmhouse."
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"Although, two bathrooms would have been nice."
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"We just have the one."
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"And it's under the porch."
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"Who had somebody from Vance Refrigeration?"
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"Ryan, gold medal."
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"You know, you can always refinance your mortgage."
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"Yeah, well, you know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm."
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"Beets are the worst."
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"Nobody likes beets, Dwight."
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"Why don't you grow something that everybody does like?"
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"I'd love a piece of candy right now."
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"Final lap, final lap."
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"The time to beat is 1:15. Time to beat is one minute, 15 seconds."
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"Here they come!"
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"What is going on? Nothing."
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"Guys, timer's still going."
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"That's my stopwatch."
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"Great."
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"so, about as productive as any other day,"
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"I figured I could throw it away now"
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"but what am I going to do"
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"Hey."
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"I have 59 voicemails."
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"Hey, can you ignore those and do something for me, instead?"
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"closing ceremonies."
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"Really?"
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"Notify the athletes."
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"What's going on? Nothing."
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"You know."
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"Hey, would you mind coming out here for a second?"
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"I just have something for you."
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"Congratulations to Michael, because he closed on his condo,"
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"so gold medal."
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"I'm not one for making speeches,"
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"Silver medal."
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"Yeah, not as good as gold."
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"Why are you playing the National Anthem?"
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"The sausage, egg and cheese biscuit. But, thank you."
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"Whatever you want to do."
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"No, no. No, I'm good. I can make sure"
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"Dwight and I are going to the big thing."
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"No? Okay. Well, could you get on that, 'cause I don't just read CRACKED."
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"when Michael's out. Really?"
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"Yes, so close."
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"Because of how much Angela hates it."
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"You play that."
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"Oh, no, Mr. Bill!"
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"This is smaller than your old place."
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"It's very clean."
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"It's good to be accommodating of that."
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"What about you? You got any games?"
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"It's called work hard, so my kids can go to college."
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"Fair enough."
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"What? What?"
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"Hey, I have an idea. You know that extra bedroom?"
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"If the whole girlfriend thing never happens, that's where the nurse can live."
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"A 30-year mortgage at Michael's age"
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"And I'm blanking on the name. Could you help me out, Pam?"
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"The thing about Jim is"
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"Yes, Phyllis."
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"Who told you that? And as far as I can tell,"
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"I'm the best-looking person here."
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"Is this a financial thing?"
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"If it's a financial thing, what some people do is they rent out the third bedroom."
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"Pair of shoes. Dig deep. Dig deep."
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"Or until I start dating, have a girlfriend and then, you're..."
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"Apparently."
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"Why would we do that? Just for fun."
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"I have my own crossbow range. It's a perfect situation for me."
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"Everyone loves beets."
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"And for Dwight Schrute, the silver medal."
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"Those are the doves."
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"You see Dwight's coffee mug?"
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"Yeah, I changed them to your new address. Good."
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"Nothing fancy, not my style."
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"Wait a minute. What is this?"
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"And that is why I'm going to let you"
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"Because I believe in rewarding people for their efforts."
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"I'm thinking, lock you into a four-year commitment."
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"People love beets. Nobody likes beets."
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"Sure."
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"Really?"
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"Why?"
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"Go, go, go!"
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"Um..."
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"You said 10."
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"We're bored a lot."
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"the same unit or not."
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"Kevin and I play this paper football game"
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"Okay, okay, okay."
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"Wow, you'll be paying this off in your mid-70s."
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"he gets really into it and he does a really great job."
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"Let's get this roof going. Stop it!"
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"That took about five minutes and then I closed two sales at lunchtime,"
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"I just wanted to congratulate you on your condo."
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"And why don't you just take a couple hours. Office is yours."
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"They should bring the stocks back, people would obey the law,"
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"You have your lawyer there?"
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"We will. Did you do the thing I asked you to do about the magazines?"
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"Okay. See you soon."
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