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Clips from Seinfeld - The Good Samaritan (S03E03)

"He gets out of the car. I said, Hey, buddy, I saw you hit that car."
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"So he says to me:"
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"What are you gonna do about it?"
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"So I said to him, Whatever's necessary."
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"I am without speech."
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"Tell her about the shoving."
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"What shoving?"
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"- Oh, it was nothing. - No."
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"Well, he kind of lost his temper..."
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"...and he was pushing me up against the car..."
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"- You know karate? - I know a little."
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"Well, I- This is so amazing to me."
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"Jerry, what did he do?"
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"He backed off."
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"He was pretty pathetic, actually."
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"Hey."
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"- Did you tell Kramer? - No."
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"What, what? Tell me."
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"Jerry saw this guy smash into a car, and he followed him."
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"What kind of a sick lowlife would do a thing like that?"
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"You know, those people, you know they're mentally disturbed."
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"- Australia? - That's where England..."
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"...used to send their convicts."
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"- But not anymore. - No."
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"Hey, Kramer?"
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"Kramer."
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"- What happened to you right here? - I don't know."
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"You know, I was watching Entertainment Tonight..."
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"...and the next thing I know, I hit my head on the coffee table."
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"- Well, that is- That is strange. - Yeah, it's..."
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"Oh, Friday. No, I can't. I'm sorry. I have a date."
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"- But last night you said you were free. - We just met."
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"You know, maybe it was a reaction to the sardines."
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"I-I can't go alone."
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"George, come on. I'll pay for you."
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"You'll pay? I'm there."
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"- Why do you need anybody? - Because..."
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"...talking about their married friends and their married furniture."
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"They're always trying to make me feel like their life is so much better."
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"It's very exciting."
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"You went out with a bullfighter?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Well, an ex-bullfighter now."
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"- Wow. - What was his name?"
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"...Caroccio."
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"Pass the salt, please."
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"Where did you meet him?"
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"...and he was fighting..."
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"Is that the word they use, fighting? They don't really fight the bull."
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"They avoid fighting the bull."
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"Bread."
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"Oh, I just love meeting new people, you know?"
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"That's how you really do learn about life."
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"- God bless you. - Thank you."
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"I wasn't gonna say anything, but I saw he wasn't gonna open his mouth."
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"Oh, Anthony Quinn. Fine actor."
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"But from what I understand, not a very good driver."
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"Hits everything on the road, but always leaves a note."
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"Excellent film. In fact..."
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"...Quinn said he never felt so good..."
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"...as when he left a note after smacking into a car."
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"Come here."
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"Really, I was only kidding around."
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"I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special."
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"He was only joking, Michael."
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"- I'm sorry. - Oh, right."
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"- Take his side! - I'm not taking his side."
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"- Well, whose side are you taking? - Well, I'm not taking your side!"
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"...when he hits someone, he doesn't leave a note."
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"...did you allow a space..."
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"...for the husband to come in with his God bless you?"
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"Because as the husband, he has the right of first refusal."
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"- Yeah. - It's me."
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"Yes. I definitely waited."
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"But let me say this."
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"Once he passes on that option..."
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"...that God bless you is up for grabs."
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"No argument, unless she's one of these multiple sneezers..."
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"...until she completes the series."
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"I don't think she is a multiple sneezer..."
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"...because she sneezed again later and it was also a single."
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"What if she's having an off night?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Well."
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"If it isn't Mr. Gesundheit."
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"Oh, yeah. Like there's something wrong..."
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"...with saying, God bless you."
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"I was raised to say, God bless you."
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"Shut up."
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"What does it mean anyway, God bless you?"
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"It's a stupid stuperstition."
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"A stupid what?"
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"You wanna make a person feel better, you shouldn't say, God bless you."
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"You should say, You're so good-looking."
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"Anyway, she left a message on my machine. She wants you to call her."
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"- Who? - Robin."
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"Well, I assume she called to apologize. That's why she called me."
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"Entertainment Tonight is on."
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"- Where's the phone? - Bedroom."
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"Hey, grab Jerry's sweater for me, would you?"
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"Georgia peach Marla Maples reportedly threw..."
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"What's it like out?"
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"It's chilly out."
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"Should I take a sweater?"
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"Yeah. You could take a sweater if you want."
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"A scarf?"
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"No. Hey, shut this off. Shut it off."
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"- What's the matter? What's going on? - What happened?"
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"- What? - I think I hit my head again."
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"Let me ask you something, Kramer."
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"The last time you hit your head, was Mary Hart on TV?"
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"- Yeah. - That is it!"
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"- What? - That is it!"
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"Mary Hart's voice! Don't you see?"
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"There's something about Mary Hart's voice..."
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"...that's giving you seizures."
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"Just like- Just like- Just like that woman in Albany!"
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"Mary Hart!"
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"- Oh, my God. - What?"
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"Well, she apologized, and she wanted to know..."
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"...if we could get together Wednesday afternoon."
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