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Clips from The Office - Branch Closing (S03E03)

"and the Board asked me to thank you for your years of service."
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"You're welcome."
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"A small number of people will be transferred to the Stamford branch"
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"Am I a "small number" person or a "severance package" person?"
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"Well, we haven't made final decisions about personnel yet."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"No!"
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"What are they talking about?"
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"I don't know."
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"Is it serious?"
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"If you find out anything,"
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"call me."
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"You got it, buddy."
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"Are you all right, Michael? Do you want me to get you some..."
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"No, no, no. A water or a tissue?"
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"You know what, I don't get it. I don't..."
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"I don't get it, because our numbers aren't that bad,"
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"things are looking up."
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"...is going to play an important role in our company's future."
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"Oh, really. What role is that? King of the stupid universe?"
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"Okay. Don't do this, Jan."
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"I think we're finished and I need to go. We are not..."
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"until we get our ducks in a row."
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"I know you're mad, but don't do this to me."
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"I know I hurt you, but please do not do this to me."
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"Let's see Josh replace these people."
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"Let's see Josh find another Stanley."
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"Do you think Stanleys grow on trees? Well, they don't."
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"There is no Stanley tree."
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"Do you think the world is crawling with Phyllises?"
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"Show me that farm."
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"With Phyllises and Kevins sprouting up all over the place ripe for the plucking."
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"Pictures. Memories."
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"Look at that. They grow up so fast."
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"Hey, stranger."
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"Sorry, I just feel like we haven't talked in a while."
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"Well, we have nothing to talk about, Dwight."
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"Just do your work."
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"While you still can."
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"DWIGHT: When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense."
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"You can read their moods like a book."
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"And right now, the title of Michael's book is Something Weird is Going On:"
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"The Michael Scott Story."
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"By Michael Scott with Dwight Schrute."
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"Hey, did you hear about your friends in Pennsylvania?"
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"Rumor has it that the Scranton branch is..."
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"Really?"
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"Wow, that's bad."
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"Sorry. Scranton branch is closing?"
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"In your face."
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"Well, I work here now."
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"Sucker."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Yeah, great, amazing. Best physical condition of my life."
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"What did Jan want?"
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"What? What?"
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"You just said that we're gonna be gone? Do I have any messages?"
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"I don't know. What did Jan say to you?"
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"Was she mean to you? Nothing. No, she..."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"(CLEARING THROAT)"
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"Listen up, everybody, I have some news."
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"All I can do right now is put on a brave face and go out there and be their leader."
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"It's over."
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"We are screwed."
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"Michael, we shouldn't be talking about this until all the decisions have been made."
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"You knew about this all along, didn't you?"
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"Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you."
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"Traitor. You are a traitor."
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"I don't know. Probably not."
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"This is the worst!"
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"So this has been great!"
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"So let's get back to work and do the best job that we can."
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"Toby, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
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"Oh, my God. You walk so slowly."
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"It makes perfect sense that it would happen today."
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"Because I just received this in the mail."
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"A thousand business cards with this address and phone number."
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"I think everyone's to blame."
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"If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, I will kill myself."
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"Like Romeo + Juliet. The Claire Danes one."
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"Stamford, Connecticut!"
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"Stamford, Connecticut!"
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"Hey, do you know any more details on that? Like, is... Am I transferring here?"
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"You know, nothing's definite."
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"In fact, you know what... Excuse me, everyone."
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"But until this thing is official, let's just keep working, huh?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader, Josh Porter!"
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"Josh, take a bow. Take a bow!"
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"I think it would be kind of weird if everyone from Scranton came here."
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"And then they're all like, "Oh, don't worry about it."
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""forever.""
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"Yeah."
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"Hey. Meredith, hello."
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"So, listen, I know you're seeing someone, but I'm still willing if you are."
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"What willing?"
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"You remember. Like six years ago"
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"sleep together."
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"I did not say that."
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"Was that not you? No. Not me."
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"Never mind."
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"PAM: It's a blessing in disguise. Actually, not even in disguise."
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"In my fantasy, I always thought I would slap someone,"
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"make a big speech and storm out forever."
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"You're kidding? No."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Well, some of us are fired, and a few are going to Connecticut."
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"Do you guys know who's going where?"
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"Don't worry. You're going to be fine, Roy."
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"ROY: Thanks."
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"I don't want to work here without Pam."
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"STANLEY: I couldn't be happier."
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"I'm gonna take the severance and retire. My wife and I are gonna travel."
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"Feeling nostalgic?"
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"Yeah, nostalgic."
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"DARRYL: Hey, Mike. Darryl. Noble Darryl."
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"Look, I heard about the office. Tough break."
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"I know, I know. Well, I'll land on my feet. Yeah."
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"Don't worry about me. I wasn't."
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"So you'll be okay, too. You're a warrior, you're smart, capable."
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